Rap lines that don't make sense/you never understood

[One]

"I always loved thick women cause my aunt she rode equestrian"
nikka you developing preferences for women from female family members? That's what you meant to say?

"100 cousins out in Memphis they so country wow, tell her stay the night valet the your come fukk me now."

 

[ChuckTaylor84]

"You look so good huh, I'll suck on ya daddy's dikk"

 

[JMD]

"I blow up your mouth like I was Dizzy Gillespie"

I used to try and rationalize this line but honestly the shyt just never made sense. Snoop fukked up the line and even he rectified it it would still make no sense.

“Gz and Hustlaz” was freestyled so I give Snoop a pass, besides the song was

 

[Asicz]

“Gz and Hustlaz” was freestyled so I give Snoop a pass, besides the song was

THIS LITERALLY MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

 

[CrushedGroove]

"You fukk like a granny, bytch, you just an amateur."

Every time I hear this shyt it just fukks the rest of the song up for me because my face won't unscrew. If someone is a grandma, they obviously.... nevermind

 

[Mike the Executioner]

"Will Nipper the doggy give a big shove?"

Q-Tip had some weird lines on the first Tribe album, but this one was just in ways I can't explain.

I mean, I know they call him the Abstract but.........

 

[kn83]

"You look so good huh, I'll suck on ya daddy's dikk"

That's a Richard Pryor reference.

 

[kn83]

"Gorillas injected with strength of eighty midgets" Ghostface-Guillotine

 

[L&HH]

See confederate flags but I got a flag of mine
Yeah... yeah, I got a flag of mine!
Yeah bang we can do it then!
I got that money from Lil Wayne let's do it yeah

da hell is Ross talmbout here, brehs?

His own gang flag possibly?

this is a goof, right?

H- to the Izzo

used to hustle down in VA/
was hurtin em in the home of the Terrapins/
wasn't born hustlers...I was birthin em/

is he confusing VA with MD(the actual home of the Terrapins)

or was he saying that he was out there hustling across DMV?

He's saying he did dirt in both MD and VA

Listen up Jeezy gotta a little riddle
Stack of 20-dollar bill two bands in the middle

I think he's just saying he has a bunch of 20's wrapped with two rubber bands.

 

[pimpineasy]

"Gorillas injected with strength of eighty midgets" Ghostface-Guillotine

this line is juat dope imagery
Gorillas and midgets are said to be incredibly strong.

 

[Nuke Dukem]

WTH did Chingy mean by “Gimmie what you got for a pork chop”

 

[Houston911]

"bytch from Chicago, I call her Young Cutler" - Young Thug

Why would you call a bytch you're fukking Jay Cutler?

Why would a man wear a dress and lipstick?

 

[Asicz]

WTH did Chingy mean by “Gimmie what you got for a pork chop”

A play on "trickin for a box of chicken"

 

[get these nets]

I HATE to to do this to Brad Jordan, but...these lines make NO sense unless words mean different things in Houston.


Scarface(the real GOAT).....Mind Playing Tricks on Me....his second verse

Often drift when I drive/
having fatal thoughts of suicide/
bang and get it over with/
then I'm worry free but that's bullshyt/
I got a little boy to look after/
and if I die then my child will be a b*stard/


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Later in the same song

He ain't around to see her walk
Dry her eyes when she cries, pick her up when she falls
Just the thought of a kid livin foul fukks me up
When his girl has to raise a b*stard child
It gets deeper, he used to punch her and beat her

????????? wtf....
b*stard means orphan in Houston??????

Six months in the county or fed time
I'mma be the 'Kiss, until it's bedtime
Anything I'm on is a classic,
any dude ever had beef with, son is a b8stard

Jadakiss- Reservior Dogs

sounds slick when you hear it but ..wrong

 

[BruhMayne]

Possibly. I also thought it could be a clever way of saying "you know what it is to take an unexpected loss", which explains the remaining lines in the chorus.

Make perfect sense

Chorus starts off about somebody balling but ends with it telling him "dont be crying "

Why would somebody that was doing so good gon be crying unless they made nothing outta something