Raven Symone With Her New Look

parallax

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You could’ve been in Empire Raven guts before her transformation. If only you had a time machine.


Damn your sis is evil:picard:
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god, the things i would do with her...
 

The Fade

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All you nikkas on the first :russ:
 

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My sister works for ABC News here in NY as a marketing exec.. She invited me to an awards dinner sponsored by Disney and Raven happen to be there.. Long story short Raven actually approached me with small talk, I took her drink by mistake which is how we started talking and joking around. Anyway the night was almost done and she asked me what I’m doing afterwards and I told her I’m on my way to BK to get some peppas jerk chicken.. She offered to roll wit me which I was surprised by.. anyway my sister came from the rest room asking me to take her home.. I guess raven assumed my sis was my date for the night.. She was like I see you have other obligations.. you have a good night and bounced

I’m looking at my sister like “are you fukkin kidding me?” :stopitslime:

my sis like “what i do?” :troll:

I was like “yeah thanks for being a cock blocker” :mjcry:

sis told me I ain’t have no chance cause homegirl was a carpet muncher.. im like well she was about to roll wit me to BK for some eats just the two of us.. even if she was munchin she wanted the dikk...

My sister is Sith Lord levels of a hater :francis:


I don't know why sisters do this but there is a helpful trick.

As soon as they walk over, take control of their introduction by saying "hey sis."

When they try and hijack the conversation, be the one to respond and find an appropriate time to push them out of the conversation.

I really don't understand women. It's like they think it is funny. Remember having to check my mum and aunties for trying to throw salt on my uncles game. They seem to carry that "mum, he took an extra cookie" shyt into adulthood.
 

MischievousMonkey

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My sister works for ABC News here in NY as a marketing exec.. She invited me to an awards dinner sponsored by Disney and Raven happen to be there.. Long story short Raven actually approached me with small talk, I took her drink by mistake which is how we started talking and joking around. Anyway the night was almost done and she asked me what I’m doing afterwards and I told her I’m on my way to BK to get some peppas jerk chicken.. She offered to roll wit me which I was surprised by.. anyway my sister came from the rest room asking me to take her home.. I guess raven assumed my sis was my date for the night.. She was like I see you have other obligations.. you have a good night and bounced

I’m looking at my sister like “are you fukkin kidding me?” :stopitslime:

my sis like “what i do?” :troll:

I was like “yeah thanks for being a cock blocker” :mjcry:

sis told me I ain’t have no chance cause homegirl was a carpet muncher.. im like well she was about to roll wit me to BK for some eats just the two of us.. even if she was munchin she wanted the dikk...

My sister is Sith Lord levels of a hater :francis:
Anybody who says men aren't empathetic is full of shyt...

Cuz I know every breh reading that felt that L like it happened to him goddammit! :mjcry::mjcry:
 

3rd Ward Swangin

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How you worth a billion and get with a person uglier than yourself? Wasn't she talking about she wouldn't hire somebody with a ghetto name but lik at how she wear her hair and dress. I'd still hit because she worth major bread, waking up looking in the mirror like:scust:
 
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