Remember that thread where nikkas was saying they can win a fight against a gorilla

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i read this whole thread at work today, i couldn't believe that some of u actually think for a second that a human could actually beat any large primate or roo. u gonna arm bar something thats 4-5 times stronger that u? some of u dont even weight a170lbs. u would get murdered

 

[Ego Noir]

dying at the thought of a human being trying to put him in the sleeper on some "go to sleep nikka" type stuff

do u see the gorilla breh neck?

@Mowgli @Mr. Somebody breh explain yourself. You tryna rear naked this neck?

 

[SuckFohh]

Thread has me in tears
at trying to submit a gorilla. He would ignore you and finish his meal before tossing you across the field Jazzy Jeff style

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

You're underestimating the strength of an adult male breh

 

[You Win Perfect]

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

 

[Sad Bunny]

I wish a gorilla would try me.

that and those chimps would catch the fade with the quickness

 

[STEVE]

i swear to god i can't handle you dudes

brazilian jiu-jitsu



i am sitting here that you think this highly of yourselves

the stories of pro golfers fighting apes

dudes saying they would put gorillas in chokeholds

i am just going out of my mind here

 

[STEVE]

SOMEONE FIGHTING A DRUGGED GRIZZLY BEAR

 

[CACarot]

Just grab it by it's tail thats there weak spot.

 

[DSGB]

Just grab it by it's tail thats there weak spot.

And how do get behind him???

 

[CACarot]

Instant Transmission

 

[Mr. Somebody]

do u see the gorilla breh neck?

@Mowgli @Mr. Somebody breh explain yourself. You tryna rear naked this neck?

If i ever said id tap out a gorilla that was a mistake. A man has to know his limtations. A chimpanzee though would get humbled because of the intricate usages of leverage found in brazillian Jiujitsu that allow me to use his movement against him, sweeping him into any position i need him to be in, for the choke, friend.

 

[SoulController]

best attack ever right here


the nikka didnt even try to help the cac

dude staggered right into the creek

try to help monkeys who dont want your help brehs!

 

[MikelArteta]

every animal has a weak spot
i could take down a few, like a zebra or giraffe if given 24 hours of studying them.