Remember when you wanted to be a rapper. Post some rhymes you can remember

[Danie84]

"even if you cut off my legs you couldnt defeat me...."

I thought I was a genius coming up with that....then I heard it in a bunch of grind time battles.... and a eminem song...

Yo, I just caught the double entendre.

No leg. De- feat (feet).

breh.

You know what's crazy all the rhymes posted in here is better than all that shyt that's popular today.

 

[Danie84]

You could say I was ahead of my time reusing same bars like these new age rappers.

But, this is my proudest rapping fairy tale moment:

 

[BrothaZay]

My name is Ice Cube and i want you to know,
im not run DMC or Kurtis Blow

 

[patscorpio]

haha i just remembered i used to write rhymes on a comp and send them to my emails..i just did a search on some of them in my inbox

nikkaz frontin the role actin like thespians
and bytches who dont want to fukk big pat are called lesbians
from wigger chicks copying the lingo to old ladies playing bingo
they all want pat the big black mandingo

Mind and body diesel, solid as a steel door/
Rockin' the mic with skills MC's would kill for/
No shuck and jive, listen to how I get live/
I catch more wreck than cars on I-95/
First I was slick with it/
the old heads told me to stick with it/
and then I got sick with it/
Females love me, they sweatin' me everyday/
nikkaz taking notes trying to copy me in everyway/

words of wisdom/combined with serious convictions/allows me the ability to create the reality of the future that my mind envisions/dreaming of wealth as far back as my recliner goes/mind and soul at peace while body's wearing the finer designer clothes/see im not the type to second guess/remain number 1 like KRS not the type to be second best/thats my only identity/a sickness with no kind of remedy/get caught up in the rapture/brighter than a camera flash but still hard to capture/never out of date/my words will always validate/among the women who love me cuz my dikk size makes them salivate/

 

[head shots101]

Dope thread me and my homeboy use to rap on my karokee...we use to loop the beats at the end of the tracks to rap on....lol we was so wack tho didn't kno how to count bars are anything...

 

[Lyrically_N_Gaged]

lol i was 13 on this shyt

My style is wild like a newborn child
They call me Exile, cause I force bars
Lyrically charged
And the cause, for the effect of my tech
Is the lack of slugs for my rifle,
Either way I'm gunnin' tonight, fool
Disciple, One of the Twelve
I'm ready to die 'cause anything below heaven is Hell
You learn from your faults, simpler ya life is, the less you are taught
So the ones that live in paradise are the stupidest people
They dont understand shyt, just claim that we're equal
That may be true to a certain extent
You gotta realize things changed in different en-vi-ronments
And the gov-ern-ment, don't do shyt to prevent
Alcohol and drugs, prostitutes spreadin AIDs
shyt I wonder whats in these parents heads these days
It's like a hunger, sins committed at ages more younger
It's like you lose ya appetite, for things you once loved
The Devil is controllin youths minds and they're blamin the thugs
Commercial raps his tool, to take over our thoughts
When you're facin' Satan no matter who you are you're soft
But what I'm spittin to you now, is just the facts
We could fight back, but the Devil got us turned to Iraq
Tryna prevent the violence, while he works in silence...

I had another verse but im not tryna drop 100 bars

 

[Pool_Shark]

"And my goal is to blow,
Astronomical
Flyer than the sky that make the comet's glow
You laugh and think it's comical
When I say "my flows hotter than the tropical"
Only way I'mma blow
Only way it's possible
Is if I hit the lotto"

I used to listen to a lot of Rakim