Remember when you wanted to be a rapper. Post some rhymes you can remember

[mortuus est]

When i was 14 i did my own version of oh no by mos def, shyt was hot i must say but i lost the mp3 years ago



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i6m0Ris-RI"]Mos Def, Pharoahe Monch, Nate Dogg - Oh No [instrumental] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Danie84]

I even got a Yamaha DJX for Christmas that year

I'd make beats and record them on TDK cassettes

I still have those tapes too, but I don't have a tape recorded that I could record on my phones than upload it on the computer for the nostalgia.

 

[malbaker86]

lmao I thought I was the only one who wrote out production credits and features

 

[mbewane]

I would be in class writing my promo for my album. shyt looked like a source page from the mid 90s:


The HIGHLY anticipated debut from Mo Thugs' J-Dawg, with appearances by:


Bone Thugs & Harmony
2Pac
Dj Quik
Wu-Tang
Nas
Adina Howard
E-40
Notorious B.I.G.
Snoop Dogg
R.Kelly
.....and Many More!!!!


I said "fukk a budget"

LANK?

 

[DANJ!]

When I was 13 I was staring the crack game and an HIV saddled sex game dead in the the face.


Go away.

You mad cause your life was hard, bro?

Ay, so was everybody else's. Some of us get sad about it. Others get creative and find ways to have fun despite the bad shyt in life.

Sorry bout your luck, angry old nikka...

 

[The Jewnited States]

all my written rhymes were in the margins next to my notes when ever i got bored in class it was my go to thing because i can't draw for shyt

i know to this day i've yet to write 1 truly hot verse, but i got a few slick lines here and there

 

[Pool_Shark]

I'd rather not

I would record by pressing play on a youtube instrumental and then use the little mic on the computer. The first time I heard myself

 

[LandryFieldsDad]

Nursery rhyme from 4 th grade
I was 1/3 of the bronx bombers

Your girl is a Dog I call her rover
Sucker punch you 3 times over

 

[CHAIN]

I'm not gonna make it, won't bet my dough on this shyt
Leave the flow, even though my breath control is vicious
Finding out its hopeless, a heavy load delivered
Godly cause the things made of flesh & bone would give up
The restless souls, the quitters from Mexico to Switzer...
Land that know the Street Life like Reggie Noble‘s nikka
That road is too slippery and as wet as open blisters



Focusing on goals is a stepping stone to figures
That statement makes sense but u never know with nikkas

 

[Gifted one]

back in middle school I had a battle, and I remember I told dude, "I'm in your crib playing smash bros, while your sister smash brothers" Line was dumb as hell

 

[NYChase718]

back in middle school I had a battle, and I remember I told dude, "I'm in your crib playing smash bros, while your sister smash brothers" Line was dumb as hell

lmao sound like somthin camron would say

 

[Gifted one]

lmao sound like somthin camron would say

I was a heavy Cam stan back in 2000-2003, I remember classmates had the when they heard it

 

[Judgement!]

No book of rhymes, but my rap name back in 89 was MC Slammer

 

[DANJ!]

"I got lyrics by the shytload and I'm bout to explode
Bust a rhyme when I'm on Flip Mode, cover the globe
Like longitude and latitude, nikkas catchin' attitudes
Cause they runnin' short on altitude and aptitude
Never have to shoot cause I get the 21 gat salute
Burnin' ya chest like Meth drinkin' Absolut
It buuuurrrrns, but nikkas never learn lessons
I'm makin' corrections and clearin' misconceptions
For anybody that thought I'm the one for testin'
Still I bury more sound boys than Smif n Wessun
They shouldn't even be existin', soon to come up missin'
Won't be found til somebody go scuba divin' or fishin'
My index finger's itchin' so let's get some competition
I'm hittin' all opposition with heavy ammunition
Most definite, reppin' it, wreckin' it, blessin' it, settin' it
I'm excellent, force to be reckoned wit'"

'96

 

[Pool_Shark]

"I'm about to spit a
Masterpiece, I'm past a beast,
the last to cease like I blast a piece
Muthafukkas ask for peace
cause they mask is weak
but I'm not trippin cause
Out here bytches ignoring me
like they never heard of me
it hurts to be
working currently
I'm not tripping cause soon I'll be
makin 30 g's
have these bytches on they dirty knees
askin me if I can cum and can I hurry please
bust a nut hurry and leave
like it's an emergency
on a chick with curves and some d's
Servin the heat"