Remember when you wanted to be a rapper. Post some rhymes you can remember

[SunZoo]

*decides that i would rather not*

 

[duncanthetall]

When I was 13 I was staring the crack game and an HIV saddled sex game dead in the the face.


Go away.

 

[Family Man]

I wrote one verse back in 1998 and to this day can't finish it. I'd post it but I'm scared.

 

[duncanthetall]

putting down the bestest for my nikkas and the restest
it could be jesus, Muhammad, or someone else, but know they blessed us
and to the people who be hawkin actin you betta freeze, you betta chill
you aint get no invite to my barbeque, so get up out my grill

I thought that last line was so cold

 

[Family Man]

"I got lyrics by the shytload and I'm bout to explode
Bust a rhyme when I'm on Flip Mode, cover the globe
Like longitude and latitude, nikkas catchin' attitudes
Cause they runnin' short on altitude and aptitude
Never have to shoot cause I get the 21 gat salute
Burnin' ya chest like Meth drinkin' Absolut
It buuuurrrrns, but nikkas never learn lessons
I'm makin' corrections and clearin' misconceptions
For anybody that thought I'm the one for testin'
Still I bury more sound boys than Smif n Wessun
They shouldn't even be existin', soon to come up missin'
Won't be found til somebody go scuba divin' or fishin'
My index finger's itchin' so let's get some competition
I'm hittin' all opposition with heavy ammunition
Most definite, reppin' it, wreckin' it, blessin' it, settin' it
I'm excellent, force to be reckoned wit'"

'96

Not bad
































































**steals rhymes**

 

[keon]

I think I wrote this in 98...( I was 16 or 17)

It was live back in 95,
Plenty people died on dirty damen
fukk a leg shot we knockin brothas brains in
The rivalry use to be,GDs vs the vicelords
Local news steady showing murdas, cuz of them gang wars
For everyone layed down,they soul is hellbound
God don't like us we worship rifles its them devil disciples

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

..............................

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

WELL LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN BROTHER
IM MEAN LIKE GENE
fukk JOHN CENA
HULK CANT BE SEEN
24 INCH PYTHONS
24 INCH WHEELS
WRESTLERS I STYLE ON
LEG DROP ON THE HEELS
WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOOO

 

[DANJ!]

i had two cassette players, one that i played an instrumental with, and one with a recording function that i record my rhymes with while the instrumental was playing on the other player

ish sounds cheap as hell the amount of static it had was unbearable

Woooooo, them days

Then I stepped it up after a while... got turntables, and had a gang of instrumentals cause I was buyin' records on the regular. Then had a karaoke machine. Thought I was doin' it up then for real, went and made a whole album on that bytch

All my raps used to be about murderin' MCs tho'... like damn near EVERY song... around '97 I started seein' I had to try other things. I did a dirty joint over the LL "Doin' it" instrumental... shyt was ... the girl I wrote it about liked it tho' :

"If you down to fukk, I'm up to fukk
You claim I'm in too much of a rush to touch
Like you don't wanna fukk just as much
I ain't playin' no games, I got nuts to bust
And you want ya cherry busted, you the one I lusted
Nothin' to discuss so don't act disgusted
My erection plus protection minus infections
Equals a connection to ya midsection "

 

[Scott Steiner]

bytch shake your ass for the Big Booty Daddy (HUH)
A brollic ass grappler rolling by in the caddy (HUH)
Don't make me go and get that thing from the trunk (HUH)
You gonna suck my dikk or what? It's Big Poppa Pump (HUH)

 

[Stacks]

"Drive by memory-lane/
Make every name forgotten, but Rain (my "rap" name!)"

 

[havoc00]

Eminem fukked it up for me, I thought I was gonna be the next big white rapper

 

[Lyrically_N_Gaged]

I got some shyt I remember.. from when I was 16

Admidst the pain and glory; gory thoughts, the worries fought
Feel I've seen the truth through my third eye
Certain comprehension; talkin' bout this modern day lynchin'
What to think of Christians, forcin religion
Scorched and in prison; somehow I feel I relate
Seems like life gets scarier every breath I take
Got a death to date; whops i meant a date with death
Had a dream last night when I wake I'll breathe angel's breath
Call it what you please, a nightmare or dream
Just remember that some things are not as they seem
(Uh..) Is this life or a dream
Can't tell because some things are not as they seem

16 years, don't know what got me this far
In the city starin' up, lights blockin the stars
My mind drifts, all the while time sits
Wishin' the better life; Prison and dead alike
Ak's, Barrettas strike, another man dead tonight
bytches givin' head tonight, diseases is spread tonight
A kid wet the bed tonight, cryin, lost a pet tonight
A hurt soul still in love forced itself to forget tonight
Wanted to get out but his parents wouldn't let tonight
Suicidal thoughts, decided to slit her neck tonight
Mo murda', cause one strivin for respect tonight
A daddy lost his job, won't have a check tonight
Kicked out the house, grandson gotta step tonight
Parents can't help but fight, no promises kept tonight
Poor families in this nation beggin for help tonight
Vexed tonight, why wonder what the next is like


from 2008

 

[DeVanteSwing]

i'll have to go through my old high school notes lol

only way to get by classes

 

[doublenegative]

And I'm wishin they would raise they voice,
They need arthritis or knee bursitis to have BLAZIN JOINTS!


Don't ask me how