Requirements for a plat thread?

[the elastic]

Many options

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- Be @BrothaZay

- Call out a Coli user with a series of quotes that backup your scandalous claim

- Be the first to post a well-titled, decently formatted big news story

- Be Napoleon or whatever un @able alias he chooses to go by

- Title your thread with some coded c00n bullshyt

- Make thread that makes black women look bad and/or why you should be with the hwite woman

- Jay Z/Nas (Booth specialty)

- Sony bad/Microsoft bad (Arcadium specialty)

- shyt on a popular athlete (Coliseum specialty)

- Trannies​

 

[TEH]

My only plat was talking about music … something you cacs are going to struggle with …

 

[inndaskKy]

Blame LeBron for something. Doesn't matter if he deserves it or not.




By the way, I don't mean to derail your thread but I just realized the other day that Bron > MJ if we're talking pure skills. People think of MJ as the ultimate skilled player but if you add up all of the moves Bron's added to his arsenal these last few years, it's pretty clear he's established a gap between them in that area.

 

[King Poetic]

1. This is what u call a pawg.. guarantee 20 pages

2. Black woman dump by white man.. another 20 pages

3. Coli person gets exposed

4. Ciara, Russ and future

 

[Neuromancer]

“PAWG says black women dating white men means more for them”

That's a solid title.

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

@BrothaZay has the blueprint

1. Usually a slightly divisive thread title. Example: “Kim K is the blueprint”

2. His initial post usually included some outrageous statement that is geared towards jumpstarting a argument between two or more Coli factions. In my example it would be Pawgers vs Pro Black.

The key to this is that he also injects humor so you don’t really know if he believes it or if he is trolling.

3. Once the war Inevitably starts instead of stoking the flames immediately he will generally start a side argument by dropping a statement that will get two other secondary factions to debate. For Example: Pit Ye Stan’s against Jigga stans by stating “ Even tho it fizzled out low key at its height Ye’s marriage to Kim was more realistic than Jay’s marriage to Bey.

4. Once he gets at least 4 factions going against each other he dips out for a while. Literally goes ghost in his own thread for a few pages and let’s it marinate naturally

5. He will then come back and address a few posters who attacked him personally and drop a scathing one line response and then ignore them while they literally feed the thread again by trying to get another reaction out of him.

6. He then sits back and enjoys the flames.



I have been sitting back and watching this playbook from Zay for a while now. It’s beautiful when it hits. He has a pretty good success rate

Dap plus rep… but remember that you can’t push the race envelope too far. Brothazay has been bushed a few times

 

[F*ckthemkids]

My only plat was talking about music … something you cacs are going to struggle with …

Aint no CAC here

I got references @ViShawn @MuzzyP

 

[Geek Nasty]

@BrothaZay has the blueprint

1. Usually a slightly divisive thread title. Example: “Kim K is the blueprint”

2. His initial post usually included some outrageous statement that is geared towards jumpstarting a argument between two or more Coli factions. In my example it would be Pawgers vs Pro Black.

The key to this is that he also injects humor so you don’t really know if he believes it or if he is trolling.

3. Once the war Inevitably starts instead of stoking the flames immediately he will generally start a side argument by dropping a statement that will get two other secondary factions to debate. For Example: Pit Ye Stan’s against Jigga stans by stating “ Even tho it fizzled out low key at its height Ye’s marriage to Kim was more realistic than Jay’s marriage to Bey.

4. Once he gets at least 4 factions going against each other he dips out for a while. Literally goes ghost in his own thread for a few pages and let’s it marinate naturally

5. He will then come back and address a few posters who attacked him personally and drop a scathing one line response and then ignore them while they literally feed the thread again by trying to get another reaction out of him.

6. He then sits back and enjoys the flames.



I have been sitting back and watching this playbook from Zay for a while now. It’s beautiful when it hits. He has a pretty good success rate

Jesus this is a dissertation on Zayology

 

[Mike809]

 

[Elim Garak]

Just piss off both sides of a controversial issue and make sure it's made after 5pm Pacific time.

 

[ObsidianDev]

@BrothaZay has the blueprint

1. Usually a slightly divisive thread title. Example: “Kim K is the blueprint”

2. His initial post usually included some outrageous statement that is geared towards jumpstarting a argument between two or more Coli factions. In my example it would be Pawgers vs Pro Black.

The key to this is that he also injects humor so you don’t really know if he believes it or if he is trolling.

3. Once the war Inevitably starts instead of stoking the flames immediately he will generally start a side argument by dropping a statement that will get two other secondary factions to debate. For Example: Pit Ye Stan’s against Jigga stans by stating “ Even tho it fizzled out low key at its height Ye’s marriage to Kim was more realistic than Jay’s marriage to Bey.

4. Once he gets at least 4 factions going against each other he dips out for a while. Literally goes ghost in his own thread for a few pages and let’s it marinate naturally

5. He will then come back and address a few posters who attacked him personally and drop a scathing one line response and then ignore them while they literally feed the thread again by trying to get another reaction out of him.

6. He then sits back and enjoys the flames.



I have been sitting back and watching this playbook from Zay for a while now. It’s beautiful when it hits. He has a pretty good success rate

Many options

---

- Be @BrothaZay

- Call out a Coli user with a series of quotes that backup your scandalous claim

- Be the first to post a well-titled, decently formatted big news story

- Be Napoleon or whatever un @able alias he chooses to go by

- Title your thread with some coded c00n bullshyt

- Make thread that makes black women look bad and/or why you should be with the hwite woman

- Jay Z/Nas (Booth specialty)

- Sony bad/Microsoft bad (Arcadium specialty)

- shyt on a popular athlete (Coliseum specialty)

- Trannies​

Might be useful for me one day if I just wanna start some shyt and be entertained

 

[Carl Tethers]

@BrothaZay has the blueprint

1. Usually a slightly divisive thread title. Example: “Kim K is the blueprint”

2. His initial post usually included some outrageous statement that is geared towards jumpstarting a argument between two or more Coli factions. In my example it would be Pawgers vs Pro Black.

The key to this is that he also injects humor so you don’t really know if he believes it or if he is trolling.

3. Once the war Inevitably starts instead of stoking the flames immediately he will generally start a side argument by dropping a statement that will get two other secondary factions to debate. For Example: Pit Ye Stan’s against Jigga stans by stating “ Even tho it fizzled out low key at its height Ye’s marriage to Kim was more realistic than Jay’s marriage to Bey.

4. Once he gets at least 4 factions going against each other he dips out for a while. Literally goes ghost in his own thread for a few pages and let’s it marinate naturally

5. He will then come back and address a few posters who attacked him personally and drop a scathing one line response and then ignore them while they literally feed the thread again by trying to get another reaction out of him.

6. He then sits back and enjoys the flames.



I have been sitting back and watching this playbook from Zay for a while now. It’s beautiful when it hits. He has a pretty good success rate

@BrothaZay a true artist

 

[the elastic]

Might be useful for me one day if I just wanna start some shyt and be entertained

Just be prepared for negs and personal insults

 

[Womb Raider]

@BrothaZay has the blueprint

1. Usually a slightly divisive thread title. Example: “Kim K is the blueprint”

2. His initial post usually included some outrageous statement that is geared towards jumpstarting a argument between two or more Coli factions. In my example it would be Pawgers vs Pro Black.

The key to this is that he also injects humor so you don’t really know if he believes it or if he is trolling.

3. Once the war Inevitably starts instead of stoking the flames immediately he will generally start a side argument by dropping a statement that will get two other secondary factions to debate. For Example: Pit Ye Stan’s against Jigga stans by stating “ Even tho it fizzled out low key at its height Ye’s marriage to Kim was more realistic than Jay’s marriage to Bey.

4. Once he gets at least 4 factions going against each other he dips out for a while. Literally goes ghost in his own thread for a few pages and let’s it marinate naturally

5. He will then come back and address a few posters who attacked him personally and drop a scathing one line response and then ignore them while they literally feed the thread again by trying to get another reaction out of him.

6. He then sits back and enjoys the flames.



I have been sitting back and watching this playbook from Zay for a while now. It’s beautiful when it hits. He has a pretty good success rate

 

[Carl Tethers]

Post some divisive shyt with the title "Brehs/brehettes really be saying/doing this now" then embed weirdo Tweets or FB posts from folk with two followers to set up a day's debate for TLR