Requirements for a plat thread?

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@BrothaZay has the blueprint

1. Usually a slightly divisive thread title. Example: “Kim K is the blueprint”

2. His initial post usually included some outrageous statement that is geared towards jumpstarting a argument between two or more Coli factions. In my example it would be Pawgers vs Pro Black.

The key to this is that he also injects humor so you don’t really know if he believes it or if he is trolling.

3. Once the war Inevitably starts instead of stoking the flames immediately he will generally start a side argument by dropping a statement that will get two other secondary factions to debate. For Example: Pit Ye Stan’s against Jigga stans by stating “ Even tho it fizzled out low key at its height Ye’s marriage to Kim was more realistic than Jay’s marriage to Bey.

4. Once he gets at least 4 factions going against each other he dips out for a while. Literally goes ghost in his own thread for a few pages and let’s it marinate naturally

5. He will then come back and address a few posters who attacked him personally and drop a scathing one line response and then ignore them while they literally feed the thread again by trying to get another reaction out of him.

6. He then sits back and enjoys the flames. :mjgrin:



I have been sitting back and watching this playbook from Zay for a while now. It’s beautiful when it hits. He has a pretty good success rate
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Just be prepared for negs and personal insults :ufdup:
Light work. I'm ready for this site to return to the amount of fucckery it once had back when I first stumbled across this place :blessed:










I miss being able to browse this site for guaranteed laughs :mjcry: Fortunately "The Rafters" exists.
 

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Light work. I'm ready for this site to return to the amount of fucckery it once had back when I first stumbled across this place :blessed:










I miss being able to browse this site for guaranteed laughs :mjcry: Fortunately "The Rafters" exists.
The Arcadium and Coliseum have been more funny than TLR lately for me. Unless you was talking about the Coli in general.
 

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@BrothaZay has the blueprint

1. Usually a slightly divisive thread title. Example: “Kim K is the blueprint”

2. His initial post usually included some outrageous statement that is geared towards jumpstarting a argument between two or more Coli factions. In my example it would be Pawgers vs Pro Black.

The key to this is that he also injects humor so you don’t really know if he believes it or if he is trolling.

3. Once the war Inevitably starts instead of stoking the flames immediately he will generally start a side argument by dropping a statement that will get two other secondary factions to debate. For Example: Pit Ye Stan’s against Jigga stans by stating “ Even tho it fizzled out low key at its height Ye’s marriage to Kim was more realistic than Jay’s marriage to Bey.

4. Once he gets at least 4 factions going against each other he dips out for a while. Literally goes ghost in his own thread for a few pages and let’s it marinate naturally

5. He will then come back and address a few posters who attacked him personally and drop a scathing one line response and then ignore them while they literally feed the thread again by trying to get another reaction out of him.

6. He then sits back and enjoys the flames. :mjgrin:



I have been sitting back and watching this playbook from Zay for a while now. It’s beautiful when it hits. He has a pretty good success rate

spot on, breh :russ:

i owe you a rep…
 

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If Taylor Swift dates a Black man or Jay Z and Beyonce divorce, this whole website will shut down for a week.
Taylor swift starts dating Michael B. Jordan
Beyoncé divorce Jay-z
Savannah files for divorce from bron
Beyoncé is seen out with bron
Jay is seen out with Gwenyth paltrow
Savannah is out with Hugh jackman

Coli.col is down forever
 

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Talk about my community (gay community), the DL nikkas on this site stay giving us more clout on the daily

Also black women/ white men relationship dynamics, anything with black women fukking up
 

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Talk about my community (gay community), the DL nikkas on this site stay giving us more clout on the daily
How do you feel about the casual homophobic vibe of The Coli? You feel like it's mostly just jokes or you feel like they fr wanna see gay folks go away?
 

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From my experience, I’d say:
  • Major event (deaths, awards shows, major album releases etc.)
  • PAWGs (needs to have a unique spin on it, not just “look at this PAWG, brehs!” type shyt)
  • Kanye fukkery
  • Freddie Gibbs fukkery
  • Blueface fukkery
  • Sexy females (be sure to include nudes/OF leaks)
  • Anyone criticising Jay or Nas (in the Booth, specifically)
:ehh:
 

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Another key to the success of a plat thread is that the op cannot suffocate his own thread. As the op you have to let the thread do what it do.

Many times I have seen a thread that has the strong potential to do numbers and the op knows it but they get too anxious. Sometimes it takes a little bit for people to see it and then it will take off.

Instead of being patient the op will freak out because the thread fell of the first page and will prematurely start bumping the thread and saying nothing new instead of letting the convos happen naturally.

I call this this phenomenon the “Napoleon Complex”. Nap has a lot of plats to his name but he has missed out or many more because despite having a thread premise that should be a natural plat he will turn off people by replying to himself or posting back to fukking back.

Instead of a plat you will just end up with some hot negs


It’s such a shame. Smh:scust: like a pretty woman who lets herself ballon up to 300 pounds. Waste of pretty.
 
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How do you feel about the casual homophobic vibe of The Coli? You feel like it's mostly just jokes or you feel like they fr wanna see gay folks go away?
Well in all honesty, it hurts sometimes especially knowing your own black brothers and sisters hate you for your sexuality but I got used to it
And nah I don't think they're jokes I fr think they have actual disdain for the gay community, now whether it's repressed homosexual tendencies or what, idk
 
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