Rewatching Troy....this dummy Paris burned his city to the ground over a girl he spent one week with

[daemonova]

This reminds me, I need to reread The Odyssey this decade.

Paris was over the top cowardly, like no man growing up in that time period, let alone today, is groveling at their brother's feet begging to be saved.
To our utter detriment we as a society has moved on from large epic historical films. This film got a lot more hate than it deserved but

Just watch Cold Mountain

Now on HBO max

 

[OmegaK2099]

Just watch Cold Mountain

Now on HBO max

YO I forgot about that flick, That was a good movie

 

[Brehcepticon]

 

[MidniteJay]

They got fukking ransacked

No wonder Odysseus got shytted on for years.

 

[NoGutsNoGLory]

Helen's husband was the first member of GMB

Nope Adam. Eve just had to eat the fukking fruit didn't she, bytch couldn't just listen to the all powerful omnipotent God and mind her damn business.

 

[old pig]

Swear I heard squeak

tossed that muthafukka like an old pair of shoes

 

[nieman]

Trojans ransacked the city, tossing babies against the wall and ish.

They should've just did The Odyssey though. Odysseus returning home 8 years after the war, to a grown ass son that was in the womb when he left. The only thing is how would it turn out with them omitting the God's interference angle.

 

[invincible1914]

Nope Adam. Eve just had to eat the fukking fruit didn't she, bytch couldn't just listen to the all powerful omnipotent God and mind her damn business.

Eve eating the fruit didn’t do nothing. It was when she got Adam to take a bite even though Adam knew better. That’s when everything went to hell.

 

[Izanami]

Achilles just pulling up to the gates of TROY, yelling Hectors name

Achilles pulling up to the shore ahead of every single ship and taking the beach it’s ease.



Paris was a simp but it was Aphrodite who put a love spell on him.

Hector was a scumbag in the books. fukk him.




Anyways I love this movie

 

[Ozymandeas]

They got fukking ransacked

I never really watched the depravity in this scene until now Nothing about this was honorable. They couldn’t beat the Trojans in a fair one and it was a whole country against a city. They had to resort to sneaking in during the dead of night under the guise of giving a gift....then murdered poor babies and women I’m glad Odysseus spent ten years tortured at sea and Agamemnon got killed like the little bytch he was by his wife. And in the end Troy got their revenge. Rome put Greece under its boot a few centuries later. And according to myth the people who founded Ancient Rome were descended from the Trojans who had escaped the city and made it to Italy. They got theirs in the end.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Zeus the biggest a$$hole on blood.

Zeus been an a$$hole since Young Hercules. Deadbeat dad

 

[The axe murderer]

I never really watched the depravity in this scene until now Nothing about this was honorable. They couldn’t beat the Trojans in a fair one and it was a whole country against a city. They had to resort to sneaking in during the dead of night under the guise of giving a gift....then murdered poor babies and women I’m glad Odysseus spent ten years tortured at sea and Agamemnon got killed like the little bytch he was by his wife. And in the end Troy got their revenge. Rome put Greece under its boot a few centuries later. And according to myth the people who founded Ancient Rome were descended from the Trojans who had escaped the city and made it to Italy. They got theirs in the end.

Definitely heard that about the Trojans being roman descendants
I swear even in real life sacking cities was brutal as hell. Mfs ripped babies outta mothers wombs and shyt. If the writing is on the wall run like hell because if you aren't being torn apart you're watching your loved ones get split like a thanksgiving turkey and you will be cosigned to a lifetime of slavery to the same people that did it

 

[LebronsHairline]

Movie was average overall but Achilles storming the beach is still one of my favorite scenes ever

2:00 mins had to be the worst death in the whole movie i always cringe at that shyt

Dude got head shot by a fukking spear he saw coming

 

[jay83]

Orlando bloom as a God couldn’t even win.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

All them foos died over some p*ssy at the end of the day.



Paris's Dad even knew they were fukked.

Priam: "Helen of Sparta?"

Paris: "Helen of Troy!"

Priam: