Ridiculous Reasons You Broke Up With Someone.

[YeLovesBoston]

Never been the heartbreaker, always the heartbroken

 

[YeLovesBoston]

I broke up with a chick chick cause she was white and hated it.

for real? My first girlfriend was a white girl who hated white people

 

[YeLovesBoston]

for real? My first girlfriend was a white girl who hated white people

 

[R.O. Double]

for real? My first girlfriend was a white girl who hated white people

You think she dated you to make her parents mad?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I already talked about the chick who told me her body count and shook my ass to the point of break up. Then there was a chick who I thought could be cheating. Didn't even ask or get proof, just made the cut on gut feeling alone.

I had a very short relationship with one cause I was very selfish about her using, or more accurately not using my car.

 

[YeLovesBoston]

You think she dated you to make her parents mad?

 

[Birdie]

She wanted me to meet her parents...














































...after only just meeting me.

 

[QuavoFlow]

Where can I get that Mimosa soap from tho?

I once broke up with a guy because his favorite drink was warm Sunny Delight. Like, he'd take room temperature sunny d and microwave it for 15-20 seconds. He also would take cabbage, and put it between two slices of bread like a sandwich with nothing else added to it.
nikka needed to be in prison

wassup wit yall brehettes fukkin wit these weird ass nikkaz

 

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

Broke up Because she didn't know how to chew her food properly.

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[Heafcliffe]

Yo @R.O. Double , real shyt here breh.

Let's see...Broke up with a few girls for the following. Now, mind you these are all different chicks:

1. when she argued, she would clap her hands
2. she talked like a hardcore NYer on some "Yo Yo Yo, my nij"
3. bish forearms were mad hairy
4. bish big toe was swollen like someone stomped on it but never healed
5. bish hands were rough as sandpaper. Can't touch my dyck with that.
6. while giving dome, bish went too far and vomited on me
7. she was a Dwele stan
8. her house ALWAYS smelled like fried chicken
9. bish looked too much like her brother
10. bish wore mock turtlenecks on some librarian type shyt

There were more, but.

Married my queen though

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Broke up Because she didn't know how to chew her food properly.

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Oh hell yeah. That and being messy are two of my biggest pet peeves and instant

 

[Reflected]

Broke up Because she didn't know how to chew her food properly.

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Wow, was just about to come in and say this. I don't care how vain it sounds, that shyt is disgusting. Close your fukking mouth. I didn't realize it until we were sitting in the car eating. This bish just kept fukking smacking, I was about to lose my temper. I can't even type about this shyt.

 

[R.O. Double]

Shout out to Claudia Jackson who broke up with me in Junior High School, becuz I stepped in some dog doo doo before math class.

This nikka named Lawrence made a joke and changed the story from me stepping in dog shyt, into me having a ball of shyt roll out of my pants leg.

Needless to say. The second story stuck. Claudia couldn't handle the pressure and Lawrence got beat up at the park a day later.

 

[Reflected]

Where can I get that Mimosa soap from tho?

I once broke up with a guy because his favorite drink was warm Sunny Delight. Like, he'd take room temperature sunny d and microwave it for 15-20 seconds. He also would take cabbage, and put it between two slices of bread like a sandwich with nothing else added to it.
nikka needed to be in prison

A female listening to New Bermuda?

 

[Chichi Manietzsche]

A female listening to New Bermuda?

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