Roaches that fly are the goddamn devil
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farrisa3000
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I'm pretty sure we just need to bomb Australia. That's where all these ungodly creatures originate from.
Anyway, brehs, I caught one of them slipping. b*stard got cocky on the wall and I gave him that two piece combo with a boot and a side of Raid.
Left his fukkin stain on the carpet as a warning to the rest of them.
My crib.
Leggo
Anyway, brehs, I caught one of them slipping. b*stard got cocky on the wall and I gave him that two piece combo with a boot and a side of Raid.
Left his fukkin stain on the carpet as a warning to the rest of them.
My crib.
Leggo
First tarantula hawk wasps, then giant huntsman spiders, now big ass flying roaches? 
The fukk yall got down there....wild radiation levels? nikkas living in some fallout shyt with radscorpions and cazadores and shyt
OPTiMO
SamsoniteMan
This thread got me itchy ass hell, smacking non existent bugs off me 
The fukk yall got down there....wild radiation levels? nikkas living in some fallout shyt with radscorpions and cazadores and shyt
'bout to find some Deathclaws and Albino scorpions over here.
I hate when it be 2 in the morning and all I wanna do is sleep. I hear the scuffling sound that roaches make when I crawl across a box/table. I wanna ignore it but I can't. I know the second I close my eyes, it's coming straight for my throat. So I get up to grab the spray and a broom, then I prepare myself for a long battle. I shall not rest until this fukker is dead.
I'm pretty sure we just need to bomb Australia. That's where all these ungodly creatures originate from.
Anyway, brehs, I caught one of them slipping. b*stard got cocky on the wall and I gave him that two piece combo with a boot and a side of Raid.
Left his fukkin stain on the carpet as a warning to the rest of them.
My crib.
Leggo
nikka you gonna end up being on that show Infested
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big_moe
Burnin' & Lootin'
I'm pretty sure we just need to bomb Australia. That's where all these ungodly creatures originate from.
Anyway, brehs, I caught one of them slipping. b*stard got cocky on the wall and I gave him that two piece combo with a boot and a side of Raid.
Left his fukkin stain on the carpet as a warning to the rest of them.
My crib.
Leggo
hahha ma n*gga talkin bout that 2 piece combo
trust me bro i've been there
This part here though, my n*gga showing them roaches what happens, usually i wipe they nasty ass up and it's off to the toilet or the garbage for they b*tch azzes but i swear some cockroaches are some of the most gangsta bugs out there
think about it, they live in the hood usually, they dont give a f*ck who u are and their never shook,
plus they get merked in the hood on a daily basis
F*ck 'em though, one time i found a cockroach b*stard coming out of my reese puff cereal when i was 7 or something, this custy MF just crawls outta there like he payin rent and has like 2-3 of his boys walking outta there like they run my cabinets
to this day i havent been able to enjoy that cereal without remembering that day, i remember screaming like a b*tch reaching for the nearest napkin or shoe and beatin the hell outta it until it was just a scrape stain on the floor
thearmdealer
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I remember my pops almost pulling out his gun to kill one time. 
I was like "damn pops just get the broom" 
I was like "damn pops just get the broom"
big_moe
Burnin' & Lootin'
ohh that nasty crunching sound too when you squash one of em
first im like
then i go
first im like
then i go
big_moe
Burnin' & Lootin'
I remember my pops almost pulling out his gun to kill one time.
ahaha
when you said that all i can picture is this right here bro
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Them fukkaz dont even try to sneak around. They just dont give a fukk. I had a Dillards bag laying on my floor from shopping earlier that day and I kept waking to something running back and forth across it all night. It was like it was trying to torment me while I was trying to sleep. U right though, u have to kill them before u go back to bed. I just cant force myself to sleep if know one is around.
at Florida. As soon as I opened my window a flying roach just flew in. Killed that shyt and closed the window with the quicknessNow I gotta go to Home Depot and get a screen cause it's real in the field. I can't even count the amount of times I found a lizard in the house
