Rubbing out a nut 30 min before a bytch shows up

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Last 5 minutes :wow: after I nutted she was still riding my dikk, had me like :why: luckily she came soon after :whew: looked at her with disgust afterwards, hit her with the :childplease:


Had the awkward small talk afterwards and she bounced, going to text her later tonight we shouldn't meet again :mjlol:
 

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Last 5 minutes :wow: after I nutted she was still riding my dikk, had me like :why: luckily she came soon after :whew: looked at her with disgust afterwards, hit her with the :childplease:


Had the awkward small talk afterwards and she bounced, going to text her later tonight we shouldn't meet again :mjlol:
I don't even believe you now
 

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Last 5 minutes :wow: after I nutted she was still riding my dikk, had me like :why: luckily she came soon after :whew: looked at her with disgust afterwards, hit her with the :childplease:


Had the awkward small talk afterwards and she bounced, going to text her later tonight we shouldn't meet again :mjlol:

th
.....You sure that's the right move breh?
 

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I dont see how ya'll are still jacking off. I lost interest in that by 12th grade. To each his own. That porn used to be addictive back in da day

the sexual organs on the human body are designed to be stimulated manually and sexually. humans and animals masturbate - it's a part of nature. the richest dudes in the world with the most beautiful wives still jack off simply because it's quick and convenient...but you mean to tell me you're above it?:childplease:


speakin of:childplease:...even he resorted to beating his meat when that white chick in colorado's mouth and p*ssy game was wack...hit her with the "i'll finish myself":camby:
 

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I'll regret it later, but shyt just doesn't feel it right now
Last 5 minutes :wow: after I nutted she was still riding my dikk, had me like :why: luckily she came soon after :whew: looked at her with disgust afterwards, hit her with the :childplease:


Had the awkward small talk afterwards and she bounced, going to text her later tonight we shouldn't meet again :mjlol:

Gotta ease your way into it B. You need to have on call in the clutch p*ssy available at all times. :shaq:

Be ahead of the game mentally.
 

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the sexual organs on the human body are designed to be stimulated manually and sexually. humans and animals masturbate - it's a part of nature. the richest dudes in the world with the most beautiful wives still jack off simply because it's quick and convenient...but you mean to tell me you're above it?:childplease:


speakin of:childplease:...even he resorted to beating his meat when that white chick in colorado's mouth and p*ssy game was wack...hit her with the "i'll finish myself":camby:

On the one hand I wish :childplease: woulda done that, on the other hand that mugshot and the press conference he had was top 5 hardest laughs I ever had in my life. Kobe is hilarious when he's in trouble...:laff:

But I understand what dude mean, if its up to me I only want to touch my meat to take a piss everything else should be handle by a chick. I save my nuts for the bytches, lucky for me I taught myself to jerk off and orgasm without bustin no nut if I can help it I only want that shyt in a bytch mouth not my hand. (n/h + tmi I know)
 

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also, it's arab p*ssy, who knows the next time he'll be able to get some exotic shyt like that

My main thing right now is Argentine and Puerto Rican. I'm holding on like a puppy and do my dirt under the rug :damn:

Exotic or not, even if it's a sidepiece. You need those girls that are gonna come thru in a big SnowStorm to bring you a Hero and some head. Those 5PM in the winter days where you don't feel like leaving the crib. I learned at like 17 to make these women feel important but keep the roster strong, and to stop using FB and IG and shyt. Can't have my dirt public and b*tches talkin to eachother on my posts and shyt :heh:

Instead of telling her that you don't wanna see her anymore. Tell her you enjoyed seeing her, and get her ass on schedule. :smugdraper:

Always need something in the clutch, and the backup to backup the backup.:yeshrug:

Our generation's problem is that everybody wants to be known and everyone wants a rep. I keep my shyt on the low. I live in New York. Too many girls here to have IG/FB etc. :lolbron:

I like being new to people, and having multiple shyt set up. N1ggas get in trouble because of wanting to prove points to women.
 

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My main thing right now is Argentine and Puerto Rican. I'm holding on like a puppy and do my dirt under the rug :damn:

Exotic or not, even if it's a sidepiece. You need those girls that are gonna come thru in a big SnowStorm to bring you a Hero and some head. Those 5PM in the winter days where you don't feel like leaving the crib. I learned at like 17 to make these women feel important but keep the roster strong, and to stop using FB and IG and shyt. Can't have my dirt public and b*tches talkin to eachother on my posts and shyt :heh:

Instead of telling her that you don't wanna see her anymore. Tell her you enjoyed seeing her, and get her ass on schedule. :smugdraper:

Always need something in the clutch, and the backup to backup the backup.:yeshrug:

Our generation's problem is that everybody wants to be known and everyone wants a rep. I keep my shyt on the low. I live in New York. Too many girls here to have IG/FB etc. :lolbron:

I like being new to people, and having multiple shyt set up. N1ggas get in trouble because of wanting to prove points to women.

nikkas be having wifey and potential jumps on the same FB/IG page...

Like bytches is stupid:skip:...
 

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nikkas be having wifey and potential jumps on the same FB/IG page...

Like bytches is stupid:skip:...

Ain't nothing worse than signing into FB to see two bytches arguing on your wall.

That's why I traded social media in for forums. Forums and my phone. That's all I use. :ehh:

IG/FB will get you caught because women are possessive, and they like letting other women know when something is theirs. Especially if you a good looking cat with his shyt together. They be quick to let other bytches know to fall back :russ:

Everyone wants to be known and shyt. nikkas updating their twitters like "AT Subway, with the babe" location on and everything :mjlol:

Only to have a bitter sidepiece pop up and put you on blast.

Gotta keep ya shyt low. In a world where everything about everyone is public. You gotta find solace in being private :takedat:
 

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My main thing right now is Argentine and Puerto Rican. I'm holding on like a puppy and do my dirt under the rug :damn:

Exotic or not, even if it's a sidepiece. You need those girls that are gonna come thru in a big SnowStorm to bring you a Hero and some head. Those 5PM in the winter days where you don't feel like leaving the crib. I learned at like 17 to make these women feel important but keep the roster strong, and to stop using FB and IG and shyt. Can't have my dirt public and b*tches talkin to eachother on my posts and shyt :heh:

Instead of telling her that you don't wanna see her anymore. Tell her you enjoyed seeing her, and get her ass on schedule. :smugdraper:

Always need something in the clutch, and the backup to backup the backup.:yeshrug:

Our generation's problem is that everybody wants to be known and everyone wants a rep. I keep my shyt on the low. I live in New York. Too many girls here to have IG/FB etc. :lolbron:

I like being new to people, and having multiple shyt set up. N1ggas get in trouble because of wanting to prove points to women.

The other day this bytch asking me for a Facebook request, told I stopped using that years ago :heh: I never let these hoes know about each other
 

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Had the awkward small talk afterwards and she bounced, going to text her later tonight we shouldn't meet again :mjlol:
Unless you send that txt like right now...you aint gon do it.
After that nut you like ":upsetfavre: this bytch aint shyt, I shouldnt even be around her".

6 hrs later you thinking back like "dam she can fukk :whew:...lemme see what she doing :sas1:"


man I erased so many flicks right after the nut because I felt guilty or disgusted at the broad....
...next day, im downloading apps and shyt trying to recover erased files.
 
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