Rubbing out a nut 30 min before a bytch shows up

[C-NICE]

nikkas be having wifey and potential jumps on the same FB/IG page...

Like bytches is stupid...

Had to delete my ig chick I fuked hit me like why these same chicks liking all your pictures Started to make it private then I Thought I don't need this shyt

 

[╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮]

ya'll got scripts for that?

 

[onelastdeath]

The other day this bytch asking me for a Facebook request, told I stopped using that years ago I never let these hoes know about each other

I stopped using that shyt right after I left HS

People so caught up with Social Media nikkas be forgetting that you can just talk to girls outside. Meet girls at Starbucks, Washington Square Park and shyt. It's so simple. And they aint gotta know nothing you don't tell them

It's so crazy that you can give a bytch your FB and she can know who you know, who you been with (from your wall), where you were last week, who your related to, what HS you went to, where you work, who your homies are, who your homies girlfriends are all that in about 10 minutes. Privacy is an afterthought these days. shyt is crazy

 

[blackzeus]

this is EXACTLY why you DONT do that

that post clarity be like do I really wanna chill with this bytch for the next hour or two

but before that you be like bytch if you dont hurry the fukk up and get here

Sometimes post nut I be seeing into the future brehs real talk, that clarity is VVS quality Worse than rubbin' one out is when the b*tch you want to f*ck cancels, so you f*ck the backup b*tch, then the main b*tch calls you back and be like "so can I come through?" Be feelin' like that one cat in She Hate Me, like, no, not again I recommend f*cking slow or pulling out several times instead of jobbing yourself first, that pre first nut hardness is , it's like your f*ckin' the bish with a steel pipe with no prep needed. Nothin' makes a bish hotter than seeing that you're rock hard before she even starts

 

[Da King]

I stopped using that shyt right after I left HS

People so caught up with Social Media nikkas be forgetting that you can just talk to girls outside. Meet girls at Starbucks, Washington Square Park and shyt. It's so simple. And they aint gotta know nothing you don't tell them

It's so crazy that you can give a bytch your FB and she can know who you know, who you been with (from your wall), where you were last week, who your related to, what HS you went to, where you work, who your homies are, who your homies girlfriends are all that in about 10 minutes. Privacy is an afterthought these days. shyt is crazy

I still got Facebook, but shyt is STRICTLY for fam and close friends, can't be having my uncle asking who this Yemeni Arab bytch liking all my pics

 

[onelastdeath]

I still got Facebook, but shyt is STRICTLY for fam and close friends, can't be having my uncle asking who this Yemeni Arab bytch liking all my pics

I'm not against nikkas having FB. Do you.

I'm saying my personal preference. I find it better to just have a phone. I've also found out that I have actual shyt to talk about with people that I know. Because no one knows what's up with you everyday of every week.

Phone/Email/Forum does it for me.

 

[Vado]

Reading these comments...... I realize that a lot of you don't have sex often

I've slept with over like 70 to 90 women

Why are ya'll masturbating before sex

What's the point. Hopefully ya'll nikkas not old..

Ejaculation is all mental. And even if you do not early. Take a 2 minute break... Joke, talk, get head... What ever..... And dive back in for round two.

Why waste the sensualization with your hand?

 

[onelastdeath]

Reading these comments...... I realize that a lot of you don't have sex often

I've slept with over like 70 to 90 women

Why are ya'll masturbating before sex

What's the point. Hopefully ya'll nikkas not old..

Ejaculation is all mental. And even if you do not early. Take a 2 minute break... Joke, talk, get head... What ever..... And dive back in for round two.

Why waste the sensualization with your hand?

I think you're lying. I get more p*ssy than most people I know, and I haven't had 70 to 90 women. Either you're lying, or you're telling the truth but you're old as shyt. One or the other.

And the point is that once that first nut is out, you can normally go on longer once the p*ssy comes.

 

[Kings County]

why not just get head first
then after u nut eat her out
then fukk

 

[360dagod]

I think you're lying. I get more p*ssy than most people I know, and I haven't had 70 to 90 women.

And the point is that once that first nut is out, you can normally go on longer once the p*ssy comes.

Your talking about Winsdor's finest...

His hoes work shifts breh

 

[onelastdeath]

why not just get head first
then after u nut eat her out
then fukk

Because you're not supposed to put your mouth on every bytch that you fukk. That's why. Out of all the bytches I've fukked, I've probably ate out about 5 or 6.

All these hoes ain't hygienic brah.

 

[Da King]

why not just get head first
then after u nut eat her out
then fukk

not about to eat out a bytch I easily picked up and catch something, I was contemplating double strapping with this one

 

[Kings County]

Because you're not supposed to put your mouth on every bytch that you fukk. That's why. Out of all the bytches I've fukked, I've probably ate out about 5 or 6.

All these hoes ain't hygienic brah.

oh i dont fukk with bytches who aint A1 so i wouldnt know nothing bout this life

 

[onelastdeath]

oh i dont fukk with bytches who aint A1 so i wouldnt know nothing bout this life

Sure. The baddest bytches are the most ran thru. They all hoes for the right nikkas B. Sorry to tell you. If you going by "if shes bad then I'll eat it" you are sadly lost.

They be A1 but hoes since Day 1

 

[Piff Perkins]

I swear busting a nut is like cleansing your body of demons. You bust that nut and all of a sudden realize you can see the Matrix. Everything becomes black and white and you can determine what actually matters and what doesn't.

My older friend invited me to an open house where he was meeting a realtor. My friend's wife was there too, trying her hardest to convince my friend to buy the house ASAP on some "we done looked everywhere, this is the best option and we can afford it. We can have children here.... "

I'm there trying to convince him to weigh his options, don't do anything hasty, yea the house looks good but you never know what else is on the market until you check. The realtor siding with his wife on some "I find that whenever I listen to my wife I make a great decision *cac laughter*"

My homie weighed all the opinions gravely, lookin like Obama in the Situation Room, and then was like "one sec, I have to use the rest room..."

We all waiting in the living room wondering what's gonna happen next. He comes out the restroom 10 minutes later looking like he just took a 10 hour nap like "aite, imma wait and look at other options." His girl gave him the stink face, but he gave me a look - a slight, half second glance. It was all I needed to see. The realtor saw it too. We looked at each other and realized we both had the same thought in our heads.

I was like

realtor like

my friend lookin like

I never verbally confirmed it, but to this day I'm convinced he went in that bathroom to bust a nut and came back clear headed.