Ryan Lochte is a MAH PHUKIN LIYA

[JerseyBoy23]

So to get this straight.

They get drunk at the French house, cab driver has to get some gas and they have to use the bathroom so they do what frat boys do and piss wherever they want.

Gas station owner pisses them off by telling them to use the bathroom and they begin vandalizing the place. Eventually they calm down and pay the damages in cash but somewhere in between all of that a security guard pulls a gun on them.

Now things get fishy. I'm guessing Lochte called his mother asking for some money so he can get back home, she asks why and he tells her he got robbed. She blabs it out to the media and here we are today.

 

[BXKingPin82]

i'd kill to hear paul mooney the gawd's thoughts on this

"AmeriKKKa is racial
AmeriKKKa was founded on race
Race IS AmeriKKKa
The code name for AmeriKKKa is RACE!"

:hahapaul:

 

[ExodusNirvana]

 

[AkaDemiK]

*don demarco*

 

[dontreadthis]

The real American heroes of these games:

real live superheroes

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Also shows the power of being white and from America. Even the IOC copping please for them.

Man that white skin mixed with the American flag makes a joker unstoppable like Captain America or Superman.

Bruh I don't even know how nor am I gonna ask

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Lochte at 32 is a kid while Trayvon at 17 was a man.

White Privilege on overdrive right now

Post of the decade.

 

[Malta]

Plus this dumb ass shyt.

Called her the famous big p*ssy.

 

[LeftCoast]

this shyt more interesting than the actual olympics

 

[Piff Huxtable]

Called her the famous big p*ssy.

i remember those pics

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

can someone link me the "kid" line ?

 

[Originalman]

Called her the famous big p*ssy.

What the hell is this?

 

[KingJudah2]

Story didn't match up with the other occupants all were lying.

Amazing a robber jacks your wallet, money but leaves your credentials and your 800 dollar cell phone , and everyone escapes alive without a scratch on their body

Esp how calm and collective dude was talking about a gun was put to his head and he's like whatever breh, sounds like one of those embellished stories as you sit and tell chicks to show how hard you are

Then dude leaves th country asap knowing what was coming.
These dudes were so drunk they couldn't even describe the car or the color

Prob left his wallet in some brothel filled with trannies.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

fukk....perhaps I DID speak too soon earlier

Now when you say "women"...