Ryan Mallett slept through practice

[Rekkapryde]

ITWAN

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

ITWAN

Breh

Let teddy Bridgewater sleep thru a CHARITY event

 

[Pitfalls0117]

fukk Reddit but the second story in this thread told me everything I needed to know about this clown Ryan Mallet:

Lets get interesting: What are you some stories you have/heard about encounters with CFB players?

"I will never forget the Ryan Mallett scantron story, that my Arkansas friends tell me all the time. Apparently Mallett walked into class really late, it was a large lecture (fairly easy elective class) and and they were having a test that day. So Mallett finds a seat, unpacks his stuff (keep in mind this is 5-10 minutes into the test). After about 30 seconds, he stands up in the middle of the class and yells out "Who gotta a scantron for ya nikka Ryan Mallet?"

 

[Rekkapryde]

fukk Reddit but the second story in this thread told me everything I needed to know about this clown Ryan Mallet:

Lets get interesting: What are you some stories you have/heard about encounters with CFB players?

"I will never forget the Ryan Mallett scantron story, that my Arkansas friends tell me all the time. Apparently Mallett walked into class really late, it was a large lecture (fairly easy elective class) and and they were having a test that day. So Mallett finds a seat, unpacks his stuff (keep in mind this is 5-10 minutes into the test). After about 30 seconds, he stands up in the middle of the class and yells out "Who gotta a scantron for ya nikka Ryan Mallet?"

:wtfdoc:

 

[Figdcotton]

fukk Reddit but the second story in this thread told me everything I needed to know about this clown Ryan Mallet:

Lets get interesting: What are you some stories you have/heard about encounters with CFB players?

"I will never forget the Ryan Mallett scantron story, that my Arkansas friends tell me all the time. Apparently Mallett walked into class really late, it was a large lecture (fairly easy elective class) and and they were having a test that day. So Mallett finds a seat, unpacks his stuff (keep in mind this is 5-10 minutes into the test). After about 30 seconds, he stands up in the middle of the class and yells out "Who gotta a scantron for ya nikka Ryan Mallet?"

If this story is true I might cop me a red mallet texans jersey

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

fukk Reddit but the second story in this thread told me everything I needed to know about this clown Ryan Mallet:

Lets get interesting: What are you some stories you have/heard about encounters with CFB players?

"I will never forget the Ryan Mallett scantron story, that my Arkansas friends tell me all the time. Apparently Mallett walked into class really late, it was a large lecture (fairly easy elective class) and and they were having a test that day. So Mallett finds a seat, unpacks his stuff (keep in mind this is 5-10 minutes into the test). After about 30 seconds, he stands up in the middle of the class and yells out "Who gotta a scantron for ya nikka Ryan Mallet?"

I told him to his face " I don't give a fukk who you are" at a bar in Ann arbor (touchdown cafe for those keeping score) when he tried to bogard the line...dude was a true freshman then too...fukk outta here kid

He was a true punk

 

[3rd Koast Kang]

fukk mallet I wanted him to win the starting job but now he sleeping through practice he should be third string now

 

[tremonthustler1]

What a lazy thug...I bet he will used his NFL money to purchase coke

If he was doing coke he woulda been waking up everyone else all loud like Pauly D from Jersey Shore

OH YEAAAAAHHH PRACTICE YEEEEAAAHHH!!

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

This is almost as bad as posting a thread on the coli about talking to a girl, then pussing out on talking to her in real life.:wonkadealwithit:

 

[Troublesome]

On the last episode of Hard Knocks O'Brien kept stressing over and over about Mallett being a professional when he was told he was goin to be a backup and now this happens? HBO trying to create drama to boost ratings?

Spoiler

I really doubt a NFL team would waste valuable practice time to increase ratings for a TV network, but this does seem a little too convenient.

 

[The War Report]

If he makes a career out of being a backup.

 

[Primetime21]

he can really ball too but he sounds like an idiot

 

[I.V.]

Hard Knocks bout to be so lit.

 

[PS5 Pro]

This may be the most accurate use of smileys in Coli history

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[duckbutta]

This makes no sense. Why would you want a dude as your starting QB if he isn't capable of competing for the job. That's just not how the NFL works

There's no logic in handing Ryan Mallet the starting job from day one, none whatsoever

Him sleeping through practice is the perfect representation of why Obrien didn't give him the job. He noted consistency and confidence as why he went with Hoyer

That's not how the NFL works. Every QB doesn't have to "compete" to be the starter.

Did Jameis compete to be the starter?

Did Mariotta compete to be the starter?

Did Bortles compete to be the starter? Jacksonville said Bortles would not even start last year and what did he do...start.

I would have handed Mallet the job because I have seen enough of Bryan Hoyer to know he is not going to lead the Texans anywhere. He never really led Cleveland anywhere.

For the Houston texans organization, it is somebodies job to find the long term qb for that team. To me Hoyer seems to be an obvious non candidate and Mallet seems to be an obvious candidate.

I literally have no clue as to why Hoyer is the starter. O' Brien said he won it but "not by much". If "not by much" then why would you choose the guy who has been in the league for years and only had one really above average season over the guy who is unknown, has a ton of potential, and you traded a draft pick for? These are the type of decisions that treadmill teams make, and I can't imagine anyone thinking the Texans are anything more than a treadmill team