Salads Are Garbage

[Henri Christophe]

Facts

Big boy plates only

Every meal is dinner time for me.

 

[Tigron]

Aint no other way to eat one. You heathens out here using lettuce still?

Romaine is fine

Might as well eat a burger

I'm saying tho.
Meat + dressing + astronaut bread a healthy meal does not make

 

[unit321]

yea I said it...

Random assortment of cold vegetables with chunks meat sprinkled on top. Wtf is that shyt. I damn near get offended when they bring me a salad at a restaurant I send that shyt back Everytime. You bring me a salad it better consist of collard greens, black eyed peas, and fried corn. fukk I look like eating cold lettuce and chunky tomato cuts.


I was out with a few business folks and they looked at me crazy when I sent the salad back. Like I had broken a rule. I said I hate salad. One of the partners hit me with the “hah we all said the same when we were younger”...

It is what it is.

 

[Zero]

TLR really is 16 mentally :loldenzel2:

 

[Iceson Beckford]

Salad and fruit is the truth

 

[SoulController]

It depends on what type of lettuce.....romaine lettuce and those mixed green salad leaves are way more nutritious than that iceberg lettuce. Don't even get into the kale and spinach....good shyt.

true

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Romaine is fine

I'm saying tho.
Meat + dressing + astronaut bread a healthy meal does not make

Exactly

I hated all these “salad” nazis when all their salads have extra fattening bullshyt like cheese, dressing, bacon bits, meat (fried or grilled), croutons, etc.

That shyt still about 800 calories at the least. For all that you might as well get a fukking burger. A whopper has 630 calories per serving.

And then they’ll say “well you can use low-fat ingredients” like no shyt, you can use low-fat ingredients on a burger too.

 

[Weaver31]

Exactly

I hated all these “salad” nazis when all their salads have extra fattening bullshyt like cheese, dressing, bacon bits, meat (fried or grilled), croutons, etc.

That shyt still about 800 calories at the least. For all that you might as well get a fukking burger.

And then they’ll say “well you can use low-fat ingredients” like no shyt, you can use low-fat ingredients on a burger too.

This is true...people put all kinds of unhealthy, fatty and high caloric shyt on their salads....shyt with high sodium and preservatives all kinds of bad shyt

 

[O.T.I.S.]

This is true...people put all kinds of unhealthy, fatty and high caloric shyt on their salads....shyt with high sodium and preservatives all kinds of bad shyt

Right

Even the chicken might be high in sodium

A “healthy” salad literally has nothing in it or on it. Everything else then you might as well get a grilled chicken sandwich

 

[Zero]

Might as well eat a burger

Romaine is fine

I'm saying tho.
Meat + dressing + astronaut bread a healthy meal does not make

Exactly

I hated all these “salad” nazis when all their salads have extra fattening bullshyt like cheese, dressing, bacon bits, meat (fried or grilled), croutons, etc.

That shyt still about 800 calories at the least. For all that you might as well get a fukking burger. A whopper has 630 calories per serving.

And then they’ll say “well you can use low-fat ingredients” like no shyt, you can use low-fat ingredients on a burger too.

This is true...people put all kinds of unhealthy, fatty and high caloric shyt on their salads....shyt with high sodium and preservatives all kinds of bad shyt

Right

Even the chicken might be high in sodium

A “healthy” salad literally has nothing in it or on it. Everything else then you might as well get a grilled chicken sandwich

Look at all this that has transpired because I said I liked dressing and croutons on a salad


nikkas didn't put this much effort towards their last job interview

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Salads are kind a trash tho. Notice how he people who vouch for it are talking about putting some calorie dense dressing on it to make the cypha complete.

Salads are like an odd trap if you trying to go healthy. I'd rather just have some green high fiber veggies like broccoli or asparagus.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Look at all this that has transpired because I said I liked dressing and croutons on a salad


nikkas didn't put this much effort towards their last job interview

Wtf does Job interviews got to do with salads


And since my last job interview was two, 2 hours sessions over the phone and I got the job, I can say I put more effort

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Salads are kind a trash tho. Notice how he people who vouch for it are talking about putting some calorie dense dressing on it to make the cypha complete.

Salads are like an odd trap if you trying to go healthy. I'd rather just have some green high fiber veggies like broccoli or asparagus.

Exactly

Nobody give a fukk about no salads like that

 

[Tigron]

Look at all this that has transpired because I said I liked dressing and croutons on a salad


nikkas didn't put this much effort towards their last job interview

Wasn't directed at you specifically, just everyone who needs to throw all that extra shyt on just to make a salad edible. Imho, salads do suck, but they're necessary, so as an adult you do what you gotta do... Load that plate up with them greens
At least that's how I see it

 

[Rigamortus]

GOAT lazy man food. All you need is spinach, red onions and peppers. Anything else is extra.