Science: Beards make men more attractive - but there's a catch

[Software]

Last time I shaved, I threw the discarded hair out the window at which time a hummingbird brought it to the darkest depths of an enchanted forest and a Phoenix was born from it

Yo how do I get a beard like that bruh that shyt immaculate homie

 

[GPBear]

Yo how do I get a beard like that bruh that shyt immaculate homie

I'm not one to speak for others, but I will hint at a certain mountain in the shape of walt whitman
you have to answer three riddles about goatees and then james harden escorts you through an unlit tunnel to a secret magic razor with a crystal blade

 

[HE_Pennypacker]

Struggle beard gang checking in. Light stubble is the furthest I go, otherwise it's clean cut right here.

My cheekbones/facial structure keeps me all good with the ladies Girls and women I know keep telling me to keep clean shaven because "it would be a pity to hide that beautiful face of yours"

 

[Software]

I'm not one to speak for others, but I will hint at a certain mountain in the shape of walt whitman
you have to answer three riddles about goatees and then james harden escorts you through an unlit tunnel to a secret magic razor with a crystal blade

>_> what are they?

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

that's why I always keep my beard thick, but trimmed

 

[Gully Bull]

Yo how do I get a beard like that bruh that shyt immaculate homie

This all natural pleighboi. I prolly saved the entire hemisphere in a previous life and that was enough for me to reincarnate with the beard version of Samson's hair

 

[Software]

This all natural pleighboi. I prolly saved the entire hemisphere in a previous life and that was enough for me to reincarnate with the beard version of Samson's hair

Well I just shaved my goatee to start from scratch and join #beardgang what does your beard care regimen look like as a seasoned beardsman?

 

[Gully Bull]

Well I just shaved my goatee to start from scratch and join #beardgang what does your beard care regimen look like as a seasoned beardsman?

Generally speaking a good portion of men that grow out their beard won't have dense hair follicles throughout so remember to plan accordingly by leaving certain spots longer. In my avi you can't quite tell but the area under by soul patch is noticeably less dense than the rest of my hair so I intentionally let the soul patch grow longer so it makes it less noticeable. I don't really have a beard care regimen besides shampoo and conditioning it when I was my hair (other #beardgang members use conditioners made specially for beards)and getting shape ups every other month (more so for the small hairs on the upper part of the cheek so it looks kept as you'll have a higher chance of getting off a disheveled the longer the beard grows)

 

[CoochieMane]

This study means I'm never growing a full beard, stubble forever

 

[Nymbus]

Ima hit puberty any day now wait and see

 

[Skooby]

I use Scotch Porter products...a black owned company btw: Beards

I don't go to a barber except maybe 3 times a year. I mostly do everything myself. What y'all think brehs...:

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

A pronounced brow ridge is only seen as healthy to people with Neanderthal genetic material. HUMAN BEINGS, namely us of African descent, don't agree.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

@Nutritious Quata' Water my akhi wtf do u put in your hair

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Fred

 

[Gully Bull]

@Nutritious Quata' Water my akhi wtf do u put in your hair

Link


Fred

The sun's rays

 

[yardman]

This applies to cacs. Most black brehs can't grow beards based on our genetics. Same thing with the long hair don't care thing that's something woman adopted due to being under their rule and us as black men associate long hair with some beauty ideal. Chest hair is another thing cacs associate with manhood but most black brehs don't have chest hair or even forearm hair for that matter.