Secrets You Know Because of Your Job/Occupation (past & present)

Leasy

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Health care is the biggest scam in this country along with Education.

I work as a clinical app analyst and the amount of money they are charging for simple devices such as catheters is amazing. They pay 250 for it and charge the insurance/patient 10 grand to 20 fukking grand a pop.

They make fun of you and tell your business in hospitals. If you know someone working at a hospital best believe they search their EMR system to see your records.

Doctors at hospitals with fellows and residents get the most p*ssy.
 

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Most IT people don't know shyt about computers especially if they work on a help desk....

Breh, its even worse than just help desk and information security. I work as a network architect and I am :mindblown: everyday by what my colleagues don't know. Their knowledge is strictly limited to the bare minimum required to do their job and nothing more.



This goes for software developers too :ufdup:.

Don't assume that just because someone can design a ticket monitoring system in opsview or make an applet in Java that they know how to connect to the companies VPN or simply flush a DNS :mjlol:


Been in this field for 4 years now and I can confidently say that outside of the engineers, most IT/DEV people are borderline computer illiterate. :francis:
 

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Working in television for 20 years here are a few secrets.

Your skin color determines the breadth and depth of roles being offered to you. Even in 2015, if you are a darkskinned man or woman trying to break in, you are still going to get lines for a dealer, thug, drug addict or streetwalker. We have lengthy meetings about this too, kinda crazy.

MTV made more money off the popularity of Black music in the late 90's/early 2000's than BET did. FACTS.

Unless you know someone in the industry breaking into even behind the scenes (tv production, set coordination, grips, etc) is next to impossible, many of those things are unionized now.
 

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A cops most powerful weapon is not his gun or knightstick....but his pen.

My father who was a cop, taught me that.

Well, that's an interesting comment.
I don't know about the pen being seen as a weapon. It's used to sign stuff and write information down. I see it as an often used and important tool, but not a weapon, unless you need to jab someone with it.

:comeon:


the meaning is thst the cop can write up a police report and make it say whatever he wants regarding a situation.

It's your word against his.

oh, I see.

I took "pen" literally. I never wrote out reports by pen. I wrote all my reports on computer. I get what your father meant.

THIS interaction has me :dead:

This who we got policing us y'all :pachaha:
 

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Breh, its even worse than just help desk and information security. I work as a network architect and I am :mindblown: everyday by what my colleagues don't know. Their knowledge is strictly limited to the bare minimum required to do their job and nothing more.



This goes for software developers too :ufdup:.

Don't assume that just because someone can design a ticket monitoring system in opsview or make an applet in Java that they know how to connect to the companies VPN or simply flush a DNS :mjlol:


Been in this field for 4 years now and I can confidently say that outside of the engineers, most IT/DEV people are borderline computer illiterate. :francis:
.......shhh fam...... Let them think IT people are borderline geniuses lmao.... Some of these fools I worked with couldn't even tell when a capacitors about to go bad let alone swap a motherboard out competently...look dumbfounded as hell when its time to hook everything back up....I literally was holding back tears of laughter...dude literally spent 20 mins with a look of confusion on his face....tried to put the fan into a Ram slot...nearly pissed my pants....
 

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Breh, its even worse than just help desk and information security. I work as a network architect and I am :mindblown: everyday by what my colleagues don't know. Their knowledge is strictly limited to the bare minimum required to do their job and nothing more.



This goes for software developers too :ufdup:.

Don't assume that just because someone can design a ticket monitoring system in opsview or make an applet in Java that they know how to connect to the companies VPN or simply flush a DNS :mjlol:


Been in this field for 4 years now and I can confidently say that outside of the engineers, most IT/DEV people are borderline computer illiterate. :francis:


yeah, but we got them certs tho
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:umad::lolbron:
 

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Explains nothing about me.

But feel free to post some examples of what you mean for the TheColi. :yeshrug:

The type of nikka from Oklahoma that was raised there and the cornball vibe I get from your posts. Your dad being a cop in OK...most likely was a house nikka.
 

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:mjlol:.......shhh fam...... Let them think IT people are borderline geniuses lmao.... Some of these fools I worked with couldn't even tell when a capacitors about to go bad let alone swap a motherboard out competently...look dumbfounded as hell when its time to hook everything back up....I literally was holding back tears of laughter...dude literally spent 20 mins with a look of confusion on his face....tried to put the fan into a Ram slot...nearly pissed my pants....


:dead:
I was doing graphite pencil voltage mods at age 14 walking around with my 3H like :youngsabo:

Little did I know I was probably more qualified then my colleagues as a teenager :deadmanny:
 

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The type of nikka from Oklahoma that was raised there and the cornball vibe I get from your posts.
I'm glad you get that vibe.

But I'm not from Oklahoma and only lived there for college. If I told you where and who I grew up around you won't believe it anyway, so no point in me engaging in an internet pissing match.

And my father being a cop for several years has sh*t to do with sh*t outside of me knowing how to avoid/navigate certain situations. There's plenty of young Black cops in Dallas, and majority of them are standup dudes.
 

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outside exceptional cases (read: johns hopkins) state run hospitals have much better qc than private ones, esp if they are research based or attached to academia ( any "university" hospital). also they get money from soliciting donations, they have a "development office" full of highly specialized people and huge shmoozing budgets set up for that. i mean these people are all over the fukking world just hitting people up for millions
 

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Again the odds of you getting away are slim, it aint worth it. Bank fraud is easier because old people are painfully gullible. We had this old man take out 10k bank check to get his military son back from overseas. Breh said the government needed the money to get him back. His son has been dead for over a decade and we proved to him it was a scam after extensive research. He went to his other bank and did it anyway :snoop:
lmao im sorry but :dead:
 
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