Secrets You Know Because of Your Job/Occupation (past & present)

dennis roadman

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i wasn't appointed the moniker "thoust grime god" for nada,i'm stardust supreme,the ash of the phoenix in queue to anthropomorphize&transmogrify back in to thee phantasmagoric pharaoh from thine prime incarnation..

anyhow,now you have some more of thine dust expulsions to explore&follow mi trail further..your welcome Mr.Agent
shut up already :pachaha:
 

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Everyone's fukking in retail.

Speaking of retail I was a former JC Penney worker and I remember this sexy big booty latin supervisor that had to stay over time due to paper work. She was older than me but mane oh mane she was a FREAK on the low. My homies smashed and I wanted to hit. So I was the only nikka that stayed overtime to help her out cause I wanted to fukk. Eventually one thing leads to another and she was on her knees sucking my dikk. Blowed her back out for a good 30 min and bust on her face. Best sex I ever had. Yeah lots of retail workers fukkng on the low.
 

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When I worked for a call center (Directv) Every customer had a star ranking from 0-5/6. The higher the star ranking the more valuable the customer, thus higher ranking customers would be eligible for special promotions more often as well as well as better promotion. (x free months of HBO, Starz, etc., discounts on sports packages, free dvr upgrades that kind of stuff. Things that determined your ranking include how much you pay monthly, how often you are late on your bill, how often your service is disconnected, time spent with Directv, and probably some other things too.

edit- This is to keep customers who threatened to cancel service.


Also retention specialists are required to make an attempt to save customers who want to disconnect their service, so angry customers make the process longer and more difficult by not letting the rep speak.
 
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When I worked for a call center (Directv) Every customer had a star ranking from 0-5/6. The higher the star ranking the more valuable the customer, thus higher ranking customers would be eligible for special promotions more often as well as well as better promotion. (x free months of HBO, Starz, etc., discounts on sports packages, free dvr upgrades that kind of stuff. Things that determined your ranking include how much you pay monthly, how often you are late on your bill, how often your service is disconnected, time spent with Directv, and probably some other things too.
Yeah I know about this, most companies probably do it.

Could your ranking go up from being on good terms for a couple years? :sadcam: :russ:
 

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This is so true. That movie waiting could have been a documentary.

But mine is that a lot of Doctor's don't know shyt. I can't say all of them, but I've literally had doctor's say I'm going to google it. They ask me what they should do or what I think and I'm just like :dahell:


Maybe those doctors went to Caribbean schools. :troll:
 

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Yeah I know about this, most companies probably do it.

Could your ranking go up from being on good terms for a couple years? :sadcam: :russ:


Yes. But it's also possible to overuse the promotions as well. So even 5+ star customers sometimes wouldn't be eligible for discounts and promotions because they were hip to the game and threatened to cancel their service every couple of months.
 

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it's a thread about jobs and you dont have one

i run a small business, any slaving i do is for myself :yeshrug: it's worth it to me because i get to travel the world at little cost and do what i like doing
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A number of cops don't practice keeping their shooting skills up to par in the police department I worked in.
The department I worked in was medium sized. There are hundreds of street cops, then there are the detectives/narcs/special groups. This practice is optional, not mandatory. The SWAT dudes had their own special shooting and practice times so they didn't show up to the department practice day.
The rest of the department had a mandatory, annual shooting test. SWAT have monthly tests.
There was a monthly shooting practice day. You could go in anytime during the day and practice. Probably less than 1/5 of the department would come in, street cops and detectives. I saw the sign in sheet. I practiced every month. There were dudes there or I saw on the sign up sheet who came in earlier, a lot didn't show up. Considering I came in the afternoon most of the time, there wasn't that much time to sign in after I checked out. Kind of screwed up considering that the gun is the one thing that is going to get you out of a major f***ed up situation. I always had a recurring dream that I had to shoot my gun and I was missing the bad guy a ton of times and I ended up unloading the mag.
How do I get out of speeding tickets? Can I buy an FOP card/badge? Can you get me one?
 

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This is what I learned as a teenager and college student working at grocery stores and food manufacturing plants.

All grocery stores have roaches and mice. All grained food (such as wheat and flour) has insects and maggots in it.

why do I never see them in the fresh food area?
 

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Pharmacy reps give food to doctors while introducing new drugs for patients to consider. Learned this during internship:so much pizza and Italian food n stuff from really good restaurants. Drug companies have a budget for this.

Health Insurance of the same organization vary greatly in different states despite same coverage and benefits which business owners n hospitals hate which is why Trump is actually cool with Single Payer...avg doctors would love it but insurance companies are in too deep in the system now
Learned in my recent job and repub debate when the other candidates didn't want to speak on it because guess who's a really big campaign donor?

If nurse don't attend to u all the time, it's good. If they do....well yeah - Mom was a nurse.

For drug stores like duane reade n CVS 70% profit from the pharmaceuticals in the backs
For grocery stores like Target 85% of profit is from the general stuff in the front, not the drugs. Prescriptions are to get u inside-Classmate was in pharm tech. now in a company getting rly paid cuz his gf's aunt is a CFO...idk what that has to do with anything but i'm just envious lol

There is no lucky listener 85. They pick at random, too many calls to keep count -DJ friend of mine who used to be in radio but pay sucked

Buy original ingredients in natural/organic skin/haircare products. That 5% shea/honey/mango/whatever extract in generic brands is the thing u need. The rest is for emulsification, blending, packing, preserving...but the extract is what u really need. Buy the extract in its original form.
Stop washing hair so much. Shampoo washes EVERYTHING off it dgaf what's necessary. Then conditioner tries to replicate the natural stuff ur hair normally is supposed to make. Wash 2-3 a week. Get oils for kinky hair it's really good- Family friend is in cosmetics industry n is now doing her own thing

Networking solves way more problems in the long run than money. Sure Money pays for a problem solver but its finite. Networking builds your number of problem solvers- Grandpa-pilot who always brought back way more things than salary allowed
 

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How do I get out of speeding tickets? Can I buy an FOP card/badge? Can you get me one?
1. Don't speed.
2. Fraternal Order of Police card is a union card. You have to be a cop and you have to pay your dues if an FOP exists in your department. It was optional in our department, but there was an FOP. Since they didn't have any pull, you were basically paying a monthly due and getting paid the same as every other cop.
3. No, I cannot get you one.
 
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