Secrets You Know Because of Your Job/Occupation (past & present)
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hoodheronova
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Wack juice. I thought we were sharing secrets in this thread. You can get the badge and have it say relative under it. W/e tho, cops don't like to share I understand
I work at a bank this is true...however what we give u out the top drawer is peanuts compared to what we give out the bottom...
shidd if u really wanna hit a lick go to an undermanned bank, get em to give out from that bottom drawer and really eat...
and don't get me started on the vault in the back
Banks and brokerages dont give a fukk about customer service and what the typical customer wants. The only time change happens is when some fat cat with a $20 million account gets mad cause he can't look up his bank statement on his iPhone while he's sitting in traffic in his limo.
<<TheStandard>>
I Am A God
I can vouche for this. My moms a nurse too. Whenever the drug companies were trying to sell shyt, they'd drop in on a Friday and buy everyone lunch then give everybody all kinds of free crap like pens and book lights with the drug name on it.
ill drop a few gems in here;
When you buy a car and "they gave me a great deal!" - a dealership will never sell a car if didnt mean they were making a profit. Between AT&T, Chase and Verizon - car sales was by far the most money hungry job ive ever seen/been apart of.
Dealerships have multiple ways to make money. They get incentives from their respective car manufacturer. Thats another thing, when you go into a Honda dealership, its not actually Honda the company (or Toyota, Ford, etc.) they are all franchised out (like McDonalds, Taco Bell, etc.)
-manufacturer like Honda gives incentives to each dealership example - if the dealership sells 500 certified/new hondas within the year, they'll give the dealership 2% back on each car sold.
-Dealerships get paid "on the back end" aka the financing as well. Legally only 2 points (2%) so if your interest rate was "approved" at the dealership for example 8%, you really got approved for 6%, but they sell it to you at 8% cause they just made 2-5k profit on you from the interest rate. This is the biggest factor when it comes to discounting cars from sticker price. "It was $20k car but they gave me a deal for 18k!" yeah but the invoice on the car (what the dealership bought it from Honda for) is actually $16,000 and they made the full 2 points on you on the back end, so really the dealership netted $6k in revenue off that $20k car discounted to $18k (just an example).
-Theres no such thing as a holiday sale at a dealership. Dealerships get monthly sometimes quarterly specials, from the manufacturer. So those commercials you see for "JULY 4TH SPECIAL!" you can get the same deal on the car on July 8th, it makes no difference.. Dealerships are at war with each other in sales so they not gonna not sell you something cause its 4 days past the "sale"
-if you want the absolute best deal on a car go on a slower day. No car dealership wants to end the day with no sales. They'll be practically begging you to buy a car if they have 0 sold for the day and its 5 pm and they close at 8 pm. No one wants to submit that report they sold 0 cars.
When you buy a car and "they gave me a great deal!" - a dealership will never sell a car if didnt mean they were making a profit. Between AT&T, Chase and Verizon - car sales was by far the most money hungry job ive ever seen/been apart of.
Dealerships have multiple ways to make money. They get incentives from their respective car manufacturer. Thats another thing, when you go into a Honda dealership, its not actually Honda the company (or Toyota, Ford, etc.) they are all franchised out (like McDonalds, Taco Bell, etc.)
-manufacturer like Honda gives incentives to each dealership example - if the dealership sells 500 certified/new hondas within the year, they'll give the dealership 2% back on each car sold.
-Dealerships get paid "on the back end" aka the financing as well. Legally only 2 points (2%) so if your interest rate was "approved" at the dealership for example 8%, you really got approved for 6%, but they sell it to you at 8% cause they just made 2-5k profit on you from the interest rate. This is the biggest factor when it comes to discounting cars from sticker price. "It was $20k car but they gave me a deal for 18k!" yeah but the invoice on the car (what the dealership bought it from Honda for) is actually $16,000 and they made the full 2 points on you on the back end, so really the dealership netted $6k in revenue off that $20k car discounted to $18k (just an example).
-Theres no such thing as a holiday sale at a dealership. Dealerships get monthly sometimes quarterly specials, from the manufacturer. So those commercials you see for "JULY 4TH SPECIAL!" you can get the same deal on the car on July 8th, it makes no difference.. Dealerships are at war with each other in sales so they not gonna not sell you something cause its 4 days past the "sale"
-if you want the absolute best deal on a car go on a slower day. No car dealership wants to end the day with no sales. They'll be practically begging you to buy a car if they have 0 sold for the day and its 5 pm and they close at 8 pm. No one wants to submit that report they sold 0 cars.
dar dar got her first featured
Darweezy coming up in the Coli World
hopefully she'll remember the cats who bought stock in her whilst she twas still on her Jefferson's steez&movin on up on her ascent to being an object of mass simpage..
be serious
im not
If you wanna go big:
Cover your face COMPLETELY (ski mask). Have a vehicle outside of camera range ready to go. Having a strap is preferable, but you don't necessarily need one. Go into a bank with generally low customer traffic. Audibly state that you will kill anyone that pulls an alarm (bank employees are taught to only pull when they are safe). This is where having an accomplice will help- they can watch the platform/banker side and make sure they aren't doing anything stupid. Audibly state that you want both the top and bottom drawers of each register, WITHOUT BAIT (aka trackers and dye). Employees are taught to follow all commands and to be safe, so it's important that you vocalize this. Have them let you behind the drawer. Don't worry about an employee testing you - they wont. First collect all register drawers. Then have them open the vault drawers (usually will take several people depending on the bank and how they are assigned.) They should be leaving a small stack of bait bills in the drawer/vault. Don't take every last bill. Again, emphasize NO TRACKERS. Collect it all and leave immediately. This shouldn't take more than 5-10 minutes.
You can clear around 250k+ from a typical bank doing this. People get away with it all the time.
edit: casing the layout of the bank beforehand helps as well, obviously
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Black Nate Grey
The God Emperor of Mankind
nikkas really telling people how to rob banks here lol.
you must of tried this or know someone that has.. get caught itll be an easy 10 years