Secrets You Know Because of Your Job/Occupation (past & present)

[Hahahaha]

You got it....
A lot of times the system is running commands and prompts the average user is oblivious to.....alot of times when a computer freezes its simply a communication error meaning its confused as to which data sequence takes priority...you clear data the PC isn't confused anymore and can function normally..... You clicking on your mouse a gazillion times only makes it work harder and adds to the confusion...

You legit sound dumb as fukk

 

[The D-List Vet]

I wasn't an executive calling the shots so I personally didn't get any (outside of a few ridiculous unearned raises and bonuses) but those guys walked with millions.
Eventually everything came to light in 2008 and the company was sold to Bank of America who, if you've seen the news, is still settling lawsuits related to Countrywide's fukkery. Nobody went to jail, though.

holy shyt... Countrywide tricked the government then jumped ship and sold it all to BOA damn... good thing i am not bankin with BOA

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

This is going to get me on a list lol. but all you gotta do to rob a bank is wear a hat and some shades. No weapon, slip a note. They have like $5k-$10k in a top drawer designated to give to you. They're not supposed to hit the panic button or lock you in there until your out the bank. They also try their best to not have it on the news because they lose a lot more money by having their bank being publicized in a robbery than what the actual robber took.

i actually saw this happen in real life and breh gave me the at the same damn time, because he knew that if i knew it was that damn easy i could be hittin licks everyday

 

[The D-List Vet]

i swear thecoli going to get some of its users locked up with teaching posters/guest how to rob a bank.. shyt might backfire dont go thought it whoever is reading this

 

[Bgreat]

i actually saw this happen in real life and breh gave me the at the same damn time, because he knew that if i knew it was that damn easy i could be hittin licks everyday

 

[VegasCAC]

i swear thecoli going to get some of its users locked up with teaching posters/guest how to rob a bank.. shyt might backfire dont go thought it whoever is reading this

Wouldn't that be some shyt

Headline: Defendant Cites Website "thecoli.com" as Inspiration For Bank Robbery Gone Bad

 

[The D-List Vet]

If you wanna go big:

Cover your face COMPLETELY (ski mask). Have a vehicle outside of camera range ready to go. Having a strap is preferable, but you don't necessarily need one. Go into a bank with generally low customer traffic. Audibly state that you will kill anyone that pulls an alarm (bank employees are taught to only pull when they are safe). This is where having an accomplice will help- they can watch the platform/banker side and make sure they aren't doing anything stupid. Audibly state that you want both the top and bottom drawers of each register, WITHOUT BAIT (aka trackers and dye). Employees are taught to follow all commands and to be safe, so it's important that you vocalize this. Have them let you behind the drawer. Don't worry about an employee testing you - they wont. First collect all register drawers. Then have them open the vault drawers (usually will take several people depending on the bank and how they are assigned.) They should be leaving a small stack of bait bills in the drawer/vault. Don't take every last bill. Again, emphasize NO TRACKERS. Collect it all and leave immediately. This shouldn't take more than 5-10 minutes.


You can clear around 250k+ from a typical bank doing this. People get away with it all the time.

edit: casing the layout of the bank beforehand helps as well, obviously

i guess its in your cac blood to be able to think this much into stealing shyt, gawd damn.....

 

[jadillac]

In many clothing retail stores the "regular" price on an item is just a false markup.

They have a plan to sell it on "sale" and still make their target profit margin. Sales range from 30-50%. The "regular" price tag is just to make u think Ur getting a great deal.

To the unknowing customer who comes in once a month, they see the word "Sale" and think they're getting a great deal.

But Stores like Kohls, JCP, Mscys to a degree, things are ALWAYS on sale. ALWAYS. The names of the sales events change, the %'s change but there's always a "sale" running almost 365 days of the year.

If Ur paying higher than 55-60% off a shirt or jeans etc, Ur getting hosed. Just depends on how important that piece of clothing is to you.

 

[The D-List Vet]

Wouldn't that be some shyt

Headline: Defendant Cites Website "thecoli.com" as Inspiration For Bank Robbery Gone Bad

we already have 36 guest in here best believe someone is watching

 

[¢apitali$t Migraine]

We don't give a shyt about water on Mars or clouds on Pluto. We're putting satellites on other planets to stay ahead of our Hennessey enemies when The Omen III: The Final Conflict starts. So yeah, Nasa is mainly about ctrl of enhanced surveillance of Earth to maintain the upper hand in a catastrophic war scenario.

 

[Juggalo Fred]

we already have 36 guest in here best believe someone is watching

I'm heading out to the bank tmrw morning

































jk cops

 

[The D-List Vet]

I'm heading out to the bank tmrw morning

































jk cops

while you trolling watch the feds ip track you and shyt

 

[jadillac]

@BaldingSoHard

My cousin worked for Countrywide

She tells me stories of ppl who had not paid their mortgages in over a year and were still in their houses.

Eventually it takes like almost a couple years to kick them out, and even thobtheir credit goes to sh*t, they've saved up so much money by not paying their mortgage thry can go buy anither house.

She went and showed me a house that was supposed to be selling for like 10k. Of course the mortgage companies get first dibs on them.

 

[The D-List Vet]

@Matt504 post up @bdizzle you got any secrets to share? and @Barnett114 ... hmmm @mrken12

 

[Dig]

Speaking of retail I was a former JC Penney worker and I remember this sexy big booty latin supervisor that had to stay over time due to paper work. She was older than me but mane oh mane she was a FREAK on the low. My homies smashed and I wanted to hit. So I was the only nikka that stayed overtime to help her out cause I wanted to fukk. Eventually one thing leads to another and she was on her knees sucking my dikk. Blowed her back out for a good 30 min and bust on her face. Best sex I ever had. Yeah lots of retail workers fukkng on the low.

I worked at JCP for a while too and I was the only brotha workin on the floor in our store. Smashed 4 girls while I was there
When them seasonal hoes got hired a nikka had to work fast cuz they was go b gone in a month