Secrets You Know Because of Your Job/Occupation (past & present)

[unit321]

so youre police huh?

I'm an ex-cop. It was a past job.

 

[jadillac]

Also, I'm AMAZED at how disorganized sh*t is at many Fortune 500 companies.

Its really incredible.

40 yr old Dudes on my last job would make huge paper airplanes out of drawing paper and throw them around the office at each other.

I never partook in that fun for obvious reasons

But it was hilarious to see.

 

[Spectre]

Speaking of retail I was a former JC Penney worker and I remember this sexy big booty latin supervisor that had to stay over time due to paper work. She was older than me but mane oh mane she was a FREAK on the low. My homies smashed and I wanted to hit. So I was the only nikka that stayed overtime to help her out cause I wanted to fukk. Eventually one thing leads to another and she was on her knees sucking my dikk. Blowed her back out for a good 30 min and bust on her face. Best sex I ever had. Yeah lots of retail workers fukkng on the low.

one of my hs crushes worked at sears clothing dept. She was a curvy full lipped very full figured Spanish girl like whoa. Always wondered why it was only dudes who worked the register with her. Dudes was ALWAYS cheesing n everything. Here I'm thinkin must be the employee discount.....oh no oh I don't wanna think about it ....

 

[Dixon Cider]

Chilis waters down all their drinks before hand then serves it you hence the great happy hour specials.

If you order chipotle and nod your head when they ask if you want guac and they plop it on a slide it down you act like you didn't see it and didn't want it and tell person at register and you wont get charged

 

[The D-List Vet]

Also, I'm AMAZED at how disorganized sh*t is at many Fortune 500 companies.

Its really incredible.

40 yr old Dudes on my last job would make huge paper airplanes out of drawing paper and throw them around the office at each other.

I never partook in that fun for obvious reasons

But it was hilarious to see.

College seems like a waste if shyt like this is going on

 

[VegasCAC]

I worked at JCP for a while too and I was the only brotha workin on the floor in our store. Smashed 4 girls while I was there
When them seasonal hoes got hired a nikka had to work fast cuz they was go b gone in a month

I know the pressure

And keeping them all from talking

Mayne that's the ONLY part of working retail I miss

 

[Juggalo Fred]

while you trolling watch the feds ip track you and shyt

I couldn't ever rob a bank, my ICP tats would give me away

 

[TRFG]

Wouldn't that be some shyt

Headline: Defendant Cites Website "thecoli.com" as Inspiration For Bank Robbery Gone Bad

Hearsay

 

[Arris]

grocery stores throw away a sickening amount of food everyday.

also they have no efficient way of keeping track of things they sell by the pound. so if you get the urge and there are no cameras eat if you want to just dont take so much that they get about it.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

while you trolling watch the feds ip track you and shyt

here is another secret

it aint like that


the govt records everything
but they are hardly monitor shyt on the reg except shyt related to terrorism

the shyt u see in movies n tv is fake as fukk


only time people get busted cause of shyt on the net is because civilians report it----



that is why there are so many pedos networking for years and not getting caught
and im not just talking about the deep web either

 

[Self_Born7]

I'm an ex-cop. It was a past job.

once a cop always a cop

 

[VegasCAC]

I'm an ex-cop. It was a past job.

 

[GoonbergScandal]

once a cop always a cop

Hell yeah, them former cops be giving current cops all the info, because the ex cops are more in tuned with the streets.

 

[The D-List Vet]

here is another secret

it aint like that


the govt records everything
but they are hardly monitor shyt on the reg except shyt related to terrorism

the shyt u see in movies n tv is fake as fukk


only time people get busted cause of shyt on the net is because civilians report it----



that is why there are so many pedos networking for years and not getting caught
and im not just talking about the deep web either

this shyt is like the lifehack thread part 2....... and what fukk how the fukk are those pedos sites that are public not shut down .

 

[Arris]

Also, I'm AMAZED at how disorganized sh*t is at many Fortune 500 companies.

Its really incredible.

40 yr old Dudes on my last job would make huge paper airplanes out of drawing paper and throw them around the office at each other.

I never partook in that fun for obvious reasons

But it was hilarious to see.

its all about networking and connections. even if your not necessarily qualified for a job like that is it really that hard to learn when you get there?

i remember this lady was talking about her job as a manager of an office responsible for giving people information about their social security. she knew the system intimately but all the people under her didnt know a thing

if someone called and they didnt know the answer or had trouble referring them theyd look the info up on the governments official site for social security which has all the information.