Send-three-messages-on-the-online-dating-site & Chill

[KENNY DA COOKER]

I live north of seattle and don't got a car

I feel this shyt is setting me back..because all the Latinas and Black women be down in Tacoma and shyt

I def gotta get on my grind and get a whip by the summertime though....the gas prices in this state though

dude ..... u missing out on a lot of PUZZY when you ain't got no car

now not saying it ain't possible...I mean their is a lot of byatches who will fukk with a dude with no car

but just think about some bad azz byatch who is literally offering you the PUZZY if you simply just pick her up??......

omg...I would just slit my wrists knowing I missed out on some coochie , simply because I didn't just put in the effort to get a whip..

hell I live in Georgia where next to Food and Water...PUZZY is one of Life's necessities

I know n1ggas who ain't got no shelter, stay with their mom along with no whip...but will RENT A FUKKING CAR just to get some azz

yasssssssssss the thirst is real

 

[Big Boda]

That's zoe kravitz babe

got me feelin like a Boss in this mf.

 

[Action Mike]

It works...depending on how attractive you are.

Some of my good looking homies (pause) have shown me messages they've received from dating sites and chicks be ready to bust it open for them after a few messages. These aren't ugly chicks either.

It also helps considering they're tall too


But basically if you got the juice like that....chicks will be down ASAP

Exactly, all boils down to not talking yourself out of p*ssy and meeting asap

 

[wickedsm]

Fixed.

oh.
*pearls clutched*



makes even more sense now

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Exactly, all boils down to not talking yourself out of p*ssy and meeting asap

This and I have. I hit too.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

The game has been told in this thread. I got chicks who I can hit up to slide and go for the kill. I just converse and that's weight in gold and a sense of humor is a diamond.

Talk that shyt like you're the shyt. They love it and say sexual innuendos. They want to fukk. I got Netflix and chilled.
Yes, homegirl ain't wanna go out anymore, she wanted the D and got served seconds.

This Chilean mami got me a little sprung but I'm playing coy.

 

[Xane Vic]

Didn't that bullshyt gimmick lose a poll and supposed to be gone?

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

it depends...I don't like taking chicks out anyway so I aint in a rush but I do get the # ASAP....nikkas who message back and forth on the app for days fuccin up....after a week or two if I got time I set something up...just got a # last night off an app, she messaged me first and asked for my # lol....she must be getting cold this winter

 

[GodsPerspective]

nikkas be online send THREE OR FOUR MESSAGES (usually a hey, a how are you and a what do you do) and then be like, Let's meet! Let's grab a drink!

BREHS DOES THIS shyt ACTUALLY WORK???

Please tell me ladies are not putting on outfits and going to meet, date and fukk nikkas from the internet just because THE nikka ASKED is this real life? ??

and then I get treated like a "catfish" when these nikkas dumb ass premature meet requests flop and I have to very directly say NO

Furthermore, my inbox is lit so don't nikkas assume OTHER nikkaS DOING THE SAME THING??

I can't rush and hop have a drink with all 15 of the nikkas who asked me today. Just sharing a lil tidbit from the other side for all my online dating coli brehs..

Try to get the number and talk her and shyt before you ask her to meet you thx.

Your inbox is lit?? Word?

This hoe proud of her inbox being full of bytchbioys who just wanna fukk. All they want is that p*ssy... Don't gas yourself up.

Firsr get a inbox full of non lames who aren't just trying to buck and dash then come bragging

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

And if u do go on a date it better be hookah cats still doing dinner and a movie in 2016 that ain't where it's at....hookah in low lights where you can converse side by side and see where her mind at...I did one dinner date off of Tinder...I split the check tho and still fucced that night

 

[the bossman]

Yes. Wicked like same day within the hour type stuff....no go

Who Tryna spend weeks on weeks messaging back and forth? Exchange 5-6 messages max, get the number or have her text u then schedule the meetup

i getcha now.
these are those cats that are just tossing out a million lines
probably messaged 20 chicks the same 3 messages
hoping to get lucky immejiatlee.

90% of the time it probably works 20% of the time

That is the formula. No different from approaching 10 broads on the street and having 3-4 respond positively while the rest not interested

 

[PeridotPuss]

Your inbox is lit?? Word?

This hoe proud of her inbox being full of bytchbioys who just wanna fukk. All they want is that p*ssy... Don't gas yourself up.

Firsr get a inbox full of non lames who aren't just trying to buck and dash then come bragging

Goddamn you a negative hating ass motherfukk. I don't know who the fukk you are or why the fukk you bothered but thanks for commenting breh go do some manly shyt bc that post you left opposite right now

Literally mad as a bytch

 

[PeridotPuss]

Didn't that bullshyt gimmick lose a poll and supposed to be gone?

I won the poll

 

[Dwolf]

Make small talk before I do anything like that. I aint trying to meet no crazy chick

 

[Dwolf]

i getcha now.
these are those cats that are just tossing out a million lines
probably messaged 20 chicks the same 3 messages
hoping to get lucky immejiatlee.

90% of the time it probably works 20% of the time

Online dating for the average man in a nutshell
Can't catch fish if you don't throw out the bait
I will say, generic msg are to transparent, they should ask em somthing random about they profile and go from there