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This guy fukked the shyt out of me last night/this morning but we ain't in a relationship & have no marriage plans :lolbron:

Couldn't have a relationship with him though cuz he doesn't like kissing (I could make out for days!) and he doesn't eat p*ssy or even want me to suck his dikk :patrice::manny:

But I'll still keep him around to fukk :lolbron:
 

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This guy fukked the shyt out of me last night/this morning but we ain't in a relationship & have no marriage plans :lolbron:

Couldn't have a relationship with him though cuz he doesn't like kissing (I could make out for days!) and he doesn't eat p*ssy or even want me to suck his dikk :patrice::manny:

But I'll still keep him around to fukk :lolbron:
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Who cares what the fukk you said really...you on the coli fishing for any p*ssy you can get :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:


@7Revo is a loser anyways. I have yet to see him make a post that had me like :ohhh: or :russ:...this mothafukka is like :mjlol::what::snoop: all day
Nah I don't fish for p*ssy online or offline.

I don't care if you agree with my post or not.

As for the rest:

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Even though the bolded is my favorite thing to do :noah:I understand that some nikkas don't, but the fukk kinda dude doesn't wanna get his dikk sucked :what:

I hope you not letting him hit raw :ufdup:

:russ: I know right? I literally sat there naked for 5min trying to offer to suck his dikk for a bit before we fukk and he was all :whoa: and I was like ???? :leon::gladbron::patrice::what:????! I seriously didn't know what to do, I think I was in shock :russ: (cuz most guys are like :obama::wow::takedat::whoo::whew::ohlawd::ooh::krs::myman::noah::youngsabo::salute::ahh::dead::feedme:)

In Jamaica it's pretty normal that guys don't eat p*ssy or get blow jobs (especially Rastas, I think it's technically against their faith or something crazy. Although I did manage to get some Rastas to go downtown but they were usually like DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!!!! :russ:). This guy is Jamaican (born there to Jamaican parents, moved here when he was 10 or something) so I was really fukking surprised that he didn't want even a taste of some head. He's not even Rasta or anything!

And I give bangin blow jobs too! :lolbron:Dude was missing out!!!

P.S. Don't worry I don't let guys hit it raw unless we fukkin on the reg or in a relationship and even then I use condoms most times cuz I'm not on birth control and am not ready to bring a kid into this world yet...soon though! Can't wait to find out who's gonna bust in my belly and make a magical being with me...oh the suspense!
 

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I would. Only if the woman was a virgin, and she possessed qualities that made me think she would be a great wife and mother. If this was just some flavor of the month though; hell no.
 

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You sure you're not a dude? :stopitslime:

:russ: I know right? I literally sat there naked for 5min trying to offer to suck his dikk for a bit before we fukk and he was all :whoa: and I was like ???? :leon::gladbron::patrice::what:????! I seriously didn't know what to do, I think I was in shock :russ: (cuz most guys are like :obama::wow::takedat::whoo::whew::ohlawd::ooh::krs::myman::noah::youngsabo::salute::ahh::dead::feedme:)

In Jamaica it's pretty normal that guys don't eat p*ssy or get blow jobs (especially Rastas, I think it's technically against their faith or something crazy. Although I did manage to get some Rastas to go downtown but they were usually like DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!!!! :russ:). This guy is Jamaican (born there to Jamaican parents, moved here when he was 10 or something) so I was really fukking surprised that he didn't want even a taste of some head. He's not even Rasta or anything!

And I give bangin blow jobs too! :lolbron:Dude was missing out!!!

P.S. Don't worry I don't let guys hit it raw unless we fukkin on the reg or in a relationship and even then I use condoms most times cuz I'm not on birth control and am not ready to bring a kid into this world yet...soon though! Can't wait to find out who's gonna bust in my belly and make a magical being with me...oh the suspense!
 

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@Strawberry you heard a body count of two is too much


And the thread is full of virgins:mjcry: while we are who res

@Rue yeah @Strawberry says she is female. I know you surprised cause you didn't think people get down like that


Strawberry If i get to Montreal we still doing this btw. I hope there's fine women at that reggae club or ill be looking at you like :shaq: or :comeon:
 

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Ya mon, true! :salute:



You never know until you try, honey. The best you could do is guess/estimate but I ain't silly enough to base a marriage let alone a relationship on a guess. :yeshrug:

If you get stuck with small D or bad sex, that's on you & Jesus or God or whoever you stopped fukkin for...

:russ: this shyt got me dying. That sounds like some outta-the-left-field shyt one of my nikkas would say! :mjlol: You sure you not a nikka brehette? :patrice:
 

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Where sex is concerned people can vary greatly:

Some people need it.

Some people simply enjoy it.

Some people are okay with it.

Some people don't need it.

Some people dislike it.

It's up to the individual to decide which he/she is and then plan his/her life according to that. Remember that being honest with one's self is the best way to avoid unnecessary pain. I'm personally one of those people that "needs" it so I steer clear from virgins and I know that waiting until marriage is not for me.

I respect anyone else who's different from me :manny: and I demand that same respect be afforded to me.:leostare:

Simple as that.
 
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:russ: I know right? I literally sat there naked for 5min trying to offer to suck his dikk for a bit before we fukk and he was all :whoa: and I was like ???? :leon::gladbron::patrice::what:????! I seriously didn't know what to do, I think I was in shock :russ: (cuz most guys are like :obama::wow::takedat::whoo::whew::ohlawd::ooh::krs::myman::noah::youngsabo::salute::ahh::dead::feedme:)

In Jamaica it's pretty normal that guys don't eat p*ssy or get blow jobs (especially Rastas, I think it's technically against their faith or something crazy. Although I did manage to get some Rastas to go downtown but they were usually like DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!!!! :russ:). This guy is Jamaican (born there to Jamaican parents, moved here when he was 10 or something) so I was really fukking surprised that he didn't want even a taste of some head. He's not even Rasta or anything!

And I give bangin blow jobs too! :lolbron:Dude was missing out!!!

P.S. Don't worry I don't let guys hit it raw unless we fukkin on the reg or in a relationship and even then I use condoms most times cuz I'm not on birth control and am not ready to bring a kid into this world yet...soon though! Can't wait to find out who's gonna bust in my belly and make a magical being with me...oh the suspense!

:ehh:
rep for the honesty and story. i bet allot of coli guys is pming you right as we speak. :russ:
 

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You sure you're not a dude? :stopitslime:

Why, because I'm not a virgin?
Or because I was tryin to suck a guy's dikk before we fukk?
Or because I lived in Jamaica and learned about their culture?
Or because I use condoms most of the time because I'm paranoid that a guy will get me pregnant?
How many men you know that can get pregnant? Honestly. :usure:

What, you want me to send you some booty pics, you fukkin lesbian! :rudy:

@Strawberry you heard a body count of two is too much


And the thread is full of virgins:mjcry: while we are who res

@Rue yeah @Strawberry says she is female. I know you surprised cause you didn't think people get down like that


Strawberry If i get to Montreal we still doing this btw. I hope there's fine women at that reggae club or ill be looking at you like :shaq: or :comeon:

I "say" I'm female? I am female dude! Read ALL of my posts on the Coli and pay attention to the details I give when I talk about fukking/sucking/dating MEN.

:patrice:Did you miss out on the booty pics I sent last week or something?

Btw, girls in Montreal have a good reputation for being sexy as fukk. Ask around, you won't be disappointed when you reach MTL!

:russ: this shyt got me dying. That sounds like some outta-the-left-field shyt one of my nikkas would say! :mjlol: You sure you not a nikka brehette? :patrice:

Sure I'm not a guy? Well I dunno God never gave me balls or a dikk so if I'm really a guy then I'd be feeling pretty ripped off right now.

Do you guys think I'm a guy because I'm funny? :patrice:

Have you guys never heard of Amy Schumer or Broad City? I have the same sense of humour and openness towards sexuality/my sexual escapades.

Anyone else who still thinks I'm a dude can Skype or FB video chat with me right now. But I'm sure you pussies are too chicken shyt to actually do that and you'd rather sit on the Internet accusing a girl or being a dude. :rudy:

:ehh:
rep for the honesty and story. i bet allot of coli guys is pming you right as we speak. :russ:

There's only one dude that pm's me on the reg. I talk with other dudes here & there too but nobody new messaged me today. :sadbron: :manny:

Bunch of p*ssy ass men and virgins on the Coli, straight up!:scust::russ:
 
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Why, because I'm not a virgin?
Or because I was tryin to suck a guy's dikk before we fukk?
Or because I lived in Jamaica and learned about their culture?
Or because I use condoms most of the time because I'm paranoid that a guy will get me pregnant?
How many men you know that can get pregnant? Honestly. :usure:

What, you want me to send you some booty pics, you fukkin lesbian! :rudy:



I "say" I'm female? I am female dude! Read ALL of my posts on the Coli and pay attention to the details I give when I talk about fukking/sucking/dating MEN.

:patrice:Did you miss out on the booty pics I sent last week or something?

Btw, girls in Montreal have a good reputation for being sexy as fukk. Ask around, you won't be disappointed when you reach MTL!



Sure I'm not a guy? Well I dunno God never gave me balls or a dikk so if I'm really a guy then I'd be feeling pretty ripped off right now.

Do you guys think I'm a guy because I'm funny? :patrice:

Have you guys never heard of Amy Schumer or Broad City? I have the same sense of humour and openness towards sexuality/my sexual escapades.

Anyone else who still thinks I'm a dude can Skype or FB video chat with me right now. But I'm sure you pussies are too chicken shyt to actually do that and you'd rather sit on the Internet accusing a girl or being a dude. :rudy:



There's only one dude that pm's me on the reg. I talk with other dudes here & there too but nobody new messaged me today. :sadbron: :manny:

Bunch of p*ssy ass men and virgins on the Coli, straight up!:scust::russ:
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