Serve alcohol poisoning as a bartender brehs

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Where BadlandsChugs when you need him?
Not even Badlands is this stupid
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Tipsy Bartender hasn't been relevant in almost 10 years now. Why the hell does he sporadically pop up like this now?


Also it's jungle juice/ riot punch it's for an entire party to drink and get fukked up on. You go around a college campus and some variation will be served at some point
 

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I love it.
jungle juice during college years :wow:
Get you right and fukked up after 1 cup at pre parties
So good you don’t even taste the booze
Take more and you going to ascend :damn:
By ascend I mean beyond whiskey dikk and you don’t black out
Like you’ll get hard and can’t bust so its :noah: all night in some random box fall asleep and wake up and finish the job and yes nikka I was going raw with the goal of painting all up her walls:wow:
Straight fukking degenerate behavior but Im all good on that now and I made it through with no baby mommas no stds :whew:


Something wrong with you man. I once got so fukked up drinking whiskey sours and margaritas I couldnt even feel my dikk in my hand when I took a piss :dame: :what: .


I threw up in some bushes on campus the next day :dead:
 

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I love it.
jungle juice during college years :wow:
Get you right and fukked up after 1 cup at pre parties
So good you don’t even taste the booze
Take more and you going to ascend :damn:
By ascend I mean beyond whiskey dikk and you don’t black out
Like you’ll get hard and can’t bust so its :noah: all night in some random box fall asleep and wake up and finish the job and yes nikka I was going raw with the goal of painting all up her walls:wow:
Straight fukking degenerate behavior but Im all good on that now and I made it through with no baby mommas no stds :whew:

Memories... :wow:
 

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Something wrong with you man. I once got so fukked up drinking whiskey sours and margaritas I couldnt even feel my dikk in my hand when I took a piss :dame: :what: .


I threw up in some bushes on campus the next day :dead:
I ascended crazy thing is no hangovers I was hydrating throughout the night and had pedialyte while alternating drinking that juice till Ran into this broad and made out with her went back to her crib :ahh: crazy fukking night and morning.

Ask me to drink like that rn at 32 and :whoa: fukk that shyt I ain’t got it in me no more
Sometimes I think I do and I get reminded quick the next day that I ain’t got it :dead:
 
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Like many have said, the sugar is the problem. It’s not a crazy amount of alcohol; on par with what you’d get in many cocktails.

Sugary drinks are dangerous cuz they mask the effects of the alcohol as you drink making them way too easy to drink them. You gulp them down like Koolaid and you’re wasted before you realize what’s happening.
 

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Like many have said, the sugar is the problem. It’s not a crazy amount of alcohol; on par with what you’d get in many cocktails.

Sugary drinks are dangerous cuz they mask the effects of the alcohol as you drink making them way too easy to drink them. You gulp them down like Koolaid and you’re wasted before you realize what’s happening.
Its like fukking juice :ahh:
 

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Probably all empty bottles he gets behind the bar and fills it up with water. No way he’s spending a grand plus.
Yea I did notice he only use clear liquor which could be water for all we know :ohhh:

:russ:Everyone of his videos the breh be looking like
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Tom really wanted Jerry dead by any means :russ:

It got to the point he ain’t even wanna eat him anymore he just wanted his ass dead :mjlol:
 
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