Sex is Boring AF

[The Nigerian]

Isn't messy what you want though breh? A chick that thinks she's going to get the job and is doing vile things with vigor and enthusiasm cause all she has going for her is her looks.

Man, that whole arrangement seems like it can get legally messy very quickly. There are actual laws on the books against that sort of behavior. Maybe I'm a prude but I don't like to sh!t where I eat. I learned my lesson in college.

Sounds like you are self absorbed. Your delusions of grandeur have you believing no females you've met so far are worth your time. So sex isn't even a turn on. You only see sex as a physical action that you want to get over, and not an intimate one.

Bro, I've invested plenty of my free time into women. In fact I WANT to settle down with one. At first my random activity was to get my numbers up, eventually it turned into a search. But I'm not finding anything that sticks.

Didn't you catch the part about me just trying to chill with women without pushing the sex issue? I've been going out with this one chick for like 2 months. She was with me through the worst of my recovery. The whole time I kept things to hugs and holding hands.

Now that I'm mobile her attitude has changed. I think she's a little resentful that I'm not trying to be sexually aggressive or something. It sucks. I went on a date with her last week and she was giving me all kinds of attitude. We haven't talked since. I really liked that woman, too.

is there anything you can do right???

I'm not Superman, but I'm not the ultimate fvck up either. I'm living a semi-public existence. I know I'm going to be scrutinized but got damn… I'm a good man and a solid leader despite my mistakes and flaws.

 

[Born2BKing]

I won't even front, I'm not interested in fukking random chicks like I used to be. I'll be kinda excited that first time but after that, I won't even press to hit again. I do however miss the intimacy of having sex with someone I love. I been single for a while now and that's a feeling that's hard to replace with random boppers. I think it's time to settle down for me.

 

[RhodyRum]

You're banging women you're not attracted too, that's why.

/thread

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Nigerian finally got laid for the first time.




like a proud dad seeing his son that made it.

 

[Rekkapryde]

 

[RhodyRum]

Right. It's just such a big to do. I like sitting back and letting some chick go to work while I talk sh!t on my phone. I'm not tying to lift legs and get in all kinds of positions trying to impress some chick.

Sorry breh, but this sounds type bytch-made. What man don't find pride in putting in some back-breaking (hers or yours, it don't matter) work and laying dat wood? Just sitting back and letting her do the work? What are you, a fukkin bottom? It ain't got a thing to do with impressing her, it's about laying your man-brand down and proving to the rest of Nature that you the baddest / healthiest / sturdiest of the flock; you send a message that if we were on some primal sh!t, it's these genes you'd be picking to carry on to the future generation.

And talking sh!t on your phone instead of taking the lead in smashing some guts? Fukk outta here with that, must be some young generation business, cause all men I know, when we inside that velvet pocket, ain't sh!t else going on but tearing up that velvet pocket.
And last thing, there's only 2 places in this world where a man can use extra theatrics and it be kosher: while scoring on the field and while stroking in the bed. Use that to your advantage my man, cause you sound like you're on stage one to Stinkmeaner-ness. Or becoming a homo.

 

[The Nigerian]

Sorry breh, but this sounds type bytch-made. What man don't find pride in putting in some back-breaking (hers or yours, it don't matter) work and laying dat wood? Just sitting back and letting her do the work? What are you, a fukkin bottom? It ain't got a thing to do with impressing her, it's about laying your man-brand down and proving to the rest of Nature that you the baddest / healthiest / sturdiest of the flock; you send a message that if we were on some primal sh!t, it's these genes you'd be picking to carry on to the future generation.

And talking sh!t on your phone instead of taking the lead in smashing some guts? Fukk outta here with that, must be some young generation business, cause all men I know, when we inside that velvet pocket, ain't sh!t going else going on but tearing up that velvet pocket.
And last thing, there's only 2 places in this world where a man can use extra theatrics and it be kosher: while scoring on the field and while stroking in the bed. Use that to your advantage my man, cause you sound like you're on stage one to Stinkmeaner-ness. Or becoming a homo.

By "talking on my phone" I mean communicating with people on forums and on social networking.

It's just more interesting than the repetitive sex motion. In-out-in-out… I get it already got damn!

I do the same thing with porn. I put a flick on in one tab and futz around on the internet in another. If I get bored I switch clips.

In real life there is no clip switching. You're in one situation the whole time. When you throw feelings/emotions into it the mix the vibe is completely thrown. That insecurity face kills my rhythm every single time.

They may not be doing things right either. One girl I was recently with had some qualms about spitting on my d!ck. The exchange went something like this;

Me: Spit on my dikk.
Her: I can't.
Me: Just do it.
Her: I don't have any spit.

*i hop off, leave the room, and come back with some water*

Me: Here, drink some water and then spit.
Her: No, that's gross.
Me: Here. Just spit on my face.
Her: No.
Me: DO IT!
*she spits on my face*
*i immediately spit on her face, lick it off and then spit on my d!ck, shove it in the slot, and start pounding*

We had sex a few times after that and she STILL had trouble with spitting. Not hot at all. It's like she thought that being good looking and naked was sexy enough.

See how much work that is to get a chick comfortable with some basic sex sh!t? Man, I'm sorry but it's not worth the hastle. I can pop on a flick and watch some chick have no qualms about spitting, talking that sh!t, you know… being sexy instead of negotiate with some real life woman about petty sh!t like spit.

On top of that real chicks get tired. Sometimes I can't even get my nut off after furiously pounding away for what seems like an hour+.

Forgive me for being jaded by simply putting my log in some snatch but I'm not in high school anymore.

 

[blackzeus]

Pretty much.

Man, my last steady girlfriend was a total bore in the sack so I had her watch a bunch of porn with me. When we tried having sex it was clear that she was trying to play everything up but it just didn't work. At that point I realized that porn was porn and real life isn't porn. That chick eventually stopped seeing me as she could tell that she wasn't exciting enough for me. Sucks.

As a result I haven't even been pestering chicks about having sex. I've just been enjoying their company and conversation. It's just too much to ask a girl to be like the chicks on the tubes so I don't even bother anymore.

The girls I'm seeing now wonder why I don't make any moves. I can see it in their face/actions. They never ask why, they're just… waiting. Really, I just want their companionship. The sex thing seems to take a toll on that but the not having sex thing seems to be doing the same. I can't seem to find a balance.

Sounds like you either beat your meat too much or have too much sex. Take a break.

If you keep it going you're going to understand all the demonic stuff Puffy does and why all these celebs like to blur the line between homosexuality and heterosexuality.

Sex is a thrill like anything else. Even if you were fukking dimes, you'd eventually get tired of it. If you don't enjoy sex anymore, stop having it.

...well I know it's not that easy. I know the thrill of getting it and the initial joys are enough to keep you trying. I dunno bruh... Start doing coke or something.

Spot on

Naw breh, losing interest in sex is not the same as having too much of it and needing a break breh. You might need to get that libido checked. The obvious answer is to me is tantra. Abstain from it, or get close to the chick, make out, get hot, get to first base, but don't f*ck. If you go 3 months doing this, and you don't feel the urge to f*ck breh, you should definitely see a doctor or a psychologist, you have some issues.

 

[The Nigerian]

Naw breh, losing interest in sex is not the same as having too much of it and needing a break breh. You might need to get that libido checked. The obvious answer is to me is tantra. Abstain from it, or get close to the chick, make out, get hot, get to first base, but don't f*ck. If you go 3 months doing this, and you don't feel the urge to f*ck breh, you should definitely see a doctor or a psychologist, you have some issues.

You're not the first person in this thread to suggest that.

Wtf is with my posts that make people think in some kind of basket case?

 

[Solano707]

Anyone get EXTREMELY bored during sex?

Like, after the initial "OMG I'm IN" feeling wears off I just get really bored and distracted. Like, I have a million other thoughts swirling through my head as I'm giving the stroke.

Last time I had sex I just kept my Bluetooth headset on and listened to Star Live and Direct while giving the obligatory pelvic thrusts. Ugh. Such a chore. Ended up getting Charlie horse in my quad and my bed sheets were covered in baby oil. Not cool.

These days I just like getting some good dome from an egar participant. Head is great because you don't have to focus at all.

I came to this conclusion one Sunday afternoon while getting domed up in my car. I was driving down the interstate, talking sh!t to idiots on my friend's list, roasting a swisher, and listening to Maria Hinojosa documenting all the wins Latinos had that week all while getting properly serviced by some random I met on Tinder. Good times.

After everything was said and done we had a great time listening to Maria Hinojosa wrap up the broadcast with a discussion about her multiple abortion experiences. Then I dropped her home and went back to regular life. Unlike sex which is all messy and can leave you in bed all damn day.

This is the first of sign of knowing that your gay.

 

[blackzeus]

By "talking on my phone" I mean communicating with people on forums and on social networking.

It's just more interesting than the repetitive sex motion. In-out-in-out… I get it already got damn!

I do the same thing with porn. I put a flick on in one tab and futz around on the internet in another. If I get bored I switch clips.

In real life there is no clip switching. You're in one situation the whole time. When you throw feelings/emotions into it the mix the vibe is completely thrown. That insecurity face kills my rhythm every single time.

They may not be doing things right either. One girl I was recently with had some qualms about spitting on my d!ck. The exchange went something like this;
Me: Spit on my dikk.
Her: I can't.
Me: Just do it.
Her: I don't have any spit.

*i hop off, leave the room, and come back with some water*

Me: Here, drink some water and then spit.
Her: No, that's gross.
Me: Here. Just spit on my face.
Her: No.
Me: DO IT!
*she spits on my face*
*i immediately spit on her face, lick it off and then spit on my d!ck, shove it in the slot, and start pounding*

We had sex a few times after that and she STILL had trouble with spitting. Not hot at all. It's like she thought that being good looking and naked was sexy enough.

See how much work that is to get a chick comfortable with some basic sex sh!t? Man, I'm sorry but it's not worth the hastle. I can pop on a flick and watch some chick have no qualms about spitting, talking that sh!t, you know… being sexy instead of negotiate with some real life woman about petty sh!t like spit.

On top of that real chicks get tired. Sometimes I can't even get my nut off after furiously pounding away for what seems like an hour+.

Forgive me for being jaded by simply putting my log in some snatch but I'm not in high school anymore.

Yeah breh, you sound bored. You need to leave these plain jane lay on my back white chicks alone and get you a slutty dominican money/big d*ck make me cum type dirtbag chick. Like for real, find a pro and bang her out under the underpass on a highway or some sh*t. Take some X or some sh*t like that. But the easiest, most natural solution is just to abstain for a few months, and soon the in you will start coming out again (at least I hope so for your sake )

 

[blackzeus]

You're not the first person in this thread to suggest that.

Wtf is with my posts that make people think in some kind of basket case?

If you've lost interest in procreation, you have some sort of chemical imbalance, that's not natural. Being tired of the procreation effort, and losing interest in procreating are too entirely different things. I thought initially you've been on a f*ckin' binge of like 15+ randoms on a regular basis every week six months straight or some sh*t like that, similar to what I've been through, which exhausted me physically to the point I was like Anthony Mackie in She Hate Me. If you are not on that tip, and just in general don't want to f*ck, it's a libido issue, any psychologist will tell you that breh Do like the Coli brehs said, get in the gym/do calisthenics, abstain for 2-3 months, and your libido will come back and you will be getting with bishes again like nothing ever happened

 

[BruhMayne]

I won't even front, I'm not interested in fukking random chicks like I used to be. I'll be kinda excited that first time but after that, I won't even press to hit again. I do however miss the intimacy of having sex with someone I love. I been single for a while now and that's a feeling that's hard to replace with random boppers. I think it's time to settle down for me.

Another one bites the dust

 

[The Nigerian]

If you've lost interest in procreation, you have some sort of chemical imbalance, that's not natural. Being tired of the procreation effort, and losing interest in procreating are too entirely different things. I thought initially you've been on a f*ckin' binge of like 15+ randoms on a regular basis every week six months straight or some sh*t like that, similar to what I've been through, which exhausted me physically to the point I was like Anthony Mackie in She Hate Me. If you are not on that tip, and just in general don't want to f*ck, it's a libido issue, any psychologist will tell you that breh Do like the Coli brehs said, get in the gym/do calisthenics, abstain for 2-3 months, and your libido will come back and you will be getting with bishes again like nothing ever happened

Well, one issue I'm contending with is the fact that I'm 26 and I still don't have any kids. I know everyone says kids are bad or whatever but I'm really feeling like I could accidentally die and not leave any copies of myself around. It just sucks because my life isn't stable enough to raise kids at the moment. Ugh.


Man, this thread is getting too real. I'm kinda wishing I never made it.

 

[Xtraz2]