Sex is Boring AF

[mortuus est]

don't know how anyone can get passed that...

lol mannnnn i wanted to black out i wanted to stomp the bytches face but than i realised i got to clean up my dikk and get the fuk out of her place and just keep it moving

 

[NerdBird]

You're the first person I neg

 

[KnickstapeCity]

@this whole thread

 

[newworldafro]

Use to tear up them cookies ....

Now it's just..................

 

[Crakface]

Anyone get EXTREMELY bored during sex?

Like, after the initial "OMG I'm IN" feeling wears off I just get really bored and distracted. Like, I have a million other thoughts swirling through my head as I'm giving the stroke.

Last time I had sex I just kept my Bluetooth headset on and listened to Star Live and Direct while giving the obligatory pelvic thrusts. Ugh. Such a chore. Ended up getting Charlie horse in my quad and my bed sheets were covered in baby oil. Not cool.

These days I just like getting some good dome from an egar participant. Head is great because you don't have to focus at all.

I came to this conclusion one Sunday afternoon while getting domed up in my car. I was driving down the interstate, talking sh!t to idiots on my friend's list, roasting a swisher, and listening to Maria Hinojosa documenting all the wins Latinos had that week all while getting properly serviced by some random I met on Tinder. Good times.

After everything was said and done we had a great time listening to Maria Hinojosa wrap up the broadcast with a discussion about her multiple abortion experiences. Then I dropped her home and went back to regular life. Unlike sex which is all messy and can leave you in bed all damn day.

The fukkboy is strong with this one.

 

[Roman Brady]

sounds like a classic case of too much porn breh reality just aint matching the excitement of fantasy

 

[The Nigerian]

sounds like a classic case of too much porn breh reality just aint matching the excitement of fantasy

Pretty much.

Man, my last steady girlfriend was a total bore in the sack so I had her watch a bunch of porn with me. When we tried having sex it was clear that she was trying to play everything up but it just didn't work. At that point I realized that porn was porn and real life isn't porn. That chick eventually stopped seeing me as she could tell that she wasn't exciting enough for me. Sucks.

As a result I haven't even been pestering chicks about having sex. I've just been enjoying their company and conversation. It's just too much to ask a girl to be like the chicks on the tubes so I don't even bother anymore.

The girls I'm seeing now wonder why I don't make any moves. I can see it in their face/actions. They never ask why, they're just… waiting. Really, I just want their companionship. The sex thing seems to take a toll on that but the not having sex thing seems to be doing the same. I can't seem to find a balance.

 

[Roman Brady]

Pretty much.

Man, my last steady girlfriend was a total bore in the sack so I had her watch a bunch of porn with me. When we tried having sex it was clear that she was trying to play everything up but it just didn't work. At that point I realized that porn was porn and real life isn't porn. That chick eventually stopped seeing me as she could tell that she wasn't exciting enough for me. Sucks.

As a result I haven't even been pestering chicks about having sex. I've just been enjoying their company and conversation. It's just too much to ask a girl to be like the chicks on the tubes so I don't even bother anymore.

The girls I'm seeing now wonder why I don't make any moves. I can see it in their face/actions. They never ask why, they're just… waiting. Really, I just want their companionship. The sex thing seems to take a toll on that but the not having sex thing seems to be doing the same. I can't seem to find a balance.

shyt this is freaky and given your name makes it all the more freaky

 

[The Nigerian]

shyt this is freaky and given your name makes it all the more freaky

How is not having sex freaky and what the hell does my screen name have to do with anything?

 

[Roman Brady]

How is not having sex freaky and what the hell does my screen name have to do with anything?

nigerian blooded and face the same situation when interacting with broads i know wants the dikk

 

[Thoughts]

Anyone get EXTREMELY bored during sex?

Either you're a fakkit or you're doing sex all wrong.

 

[Morose Polymath]

good dome will have a nikka all day

 

[Malta]

Pretty much.

Man, my last steady girlfriend was a total bore in the sack so I had her watch a bunch of porn with me. When we tried having sex it was clear that she was trying to play everything up but it just didn't work. At that point I realized that porn was porn and real life isn't porn. That chick eventually stopped seeing me as she could tell that she wasn't exciting enough for me. Sucks.

As a result I haven't even been pestering chicks about having sex. I've just been enjoying their company and conversation. It's just too much to ask a girl to be like the chicks on the tubes so I don't even bother anymore.

The girls I'm seeing now wonder why I don't make any moves. I can see it in their face/actions. They never ask why, they're just… waiting. Really, I just want their companionship. The sex thing seems to take a toll on that but the not having sex thing seems to be doing the same. I can't seem to find a balance.

Sounds like you need to find a former porn chick

 

[The Nigerian]

Sounds like you need to find a former porn chick

Where the hell am I supposed to find one of those? All these real life women are not gettin' it done. They're used to making sex into this weird negotiation thing instead of spontaneous, exciting fun.

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Sounds like you either beat your meat too much or have too much sex. Take a break.

If you keep it going you're going to understand all the demonic stuff Puffy does and why all these celebs like to blur the line between homosexuality and heterosexuality.

Sex is a thrill like anything else. Even if you were fukking dimes, you'd eventually get tired of it. If you don't enjoy sex anymore, stop having it.

...well I know it's not that easy. I know the thrill of getting it and the initial joys are enough to keep you trying. I dunno bruh... Start doing coke or something.