Sex is Boring AF

[blackzeus]

Well, one issue I'm contending with is the fact that I'm 26 and I still don't have any kids. I know everyone says kids are bad or whatever but I'm really feeling like I could accidentally die and not leave any copies of myself around. It just sucks because my life isn't stable enough to raise kids at the moment. Ugh.


Man, this thread is getting too real. I'm kinda wishing I never made it.

Breh, you seem to have some deep rooted psychological issues. Why is it a problem not having kids at 26? Are you not f*cking because you don't feel you are stable enough to mate? Tell us Coli brehs what the issue really is, we're here to help you out.

 

[Tunez]

Stop lying

 

[King Poetic]

i had about 2 years ago.

i was messing around with a couple of women and man they wasn't interested at all in giving head, they only like certain sex positions and i was like this anytime they wanted to have sex

then i found one in the minor league system and brought her up to the big leagues then it was

 

[The Nigerian]

The dream.

 

[chosenaledge13]

U gay nikka

 

[FlyRy]

super suspect mr steele.

then again bishes in the midwest are butt ugly and thats where you've lived your whole life..

still suspect

 

[IronFist]

im literally sitting behind the laptop with the :kpreallybreh: face no reason Sex shouldnt be boring if you marinating that thing right. Invest time in founding out what your girl like breh. Cats act like foreplay is off limits. Even if you dont necessarily eat at the Tree Of Life, they all types of alternatives, invest in some edible oils, massage shorty...you can take that shyt and pour it on and around her navel and lick it off her, and yeah im telling my business but fukk it im currently single and know this........ kiss the chick inside her thighs, nibble on the chick's earlobe......stop being so finnicky bruh. Put the chick in a pretzel shape

you do like women right ?

right??


you sure???

:kpreallybreh:

More so you need to be communicating with the girl so she knows how you feeling. Send the chick freaky ass text messages. I swear this dude is just . Also you younger then me . C'mon g, you may need to learn the art of insinuation breh. No dis but there is some deep shyt going on with you g, they are in fact times when the sex may get stale as hell, you got to spruce it up.......because its moreso about both of yall then it is with one person.

 

[LevelUp]

OP is suspect as hell

 

[IronFist]

^he bugging bruh

 

[The Nigerian]

OP is suspect as hell

There's nothing "suspect" about where I'm at, breh.

 

[CEITEDMOFO]

There's nothing "suspect" about where I'm at, breh.

nikka please

 

[TheArchitect]

I kind of see where your coming from. I see sex as more of a "disappointment" now. I spent years getting turned down and played with, only to finally lose the v-card and be like ....."is that it?"

So I'm thinking maybe it was just her....the next three chicks? Same feeling...

So in short, I've never experienced anything worth writing home about, unlike others (apparently). I'm starting to wonder is it just me (as in I just haven't came across anyone that can prove me wrong), or is it them (is p*ssy just not all it's cracked up to be)? It would REALLY suck if it's indeed THEM, because my libido is way too high. My shyt just sky rockets at random times. It'd be like walking around with an eternal itch you can't get rid of,no matter what you do.....





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[Batman]

Even after you bust you think about how good the sex was.

So I guess yeah it depends on who you're smashing. I'm never disappointed when I smash someone who looks like Carol Seleme or has the body of Alexis Texas I'm all day.

When you're smashing an average chick , it's just

 

[Nick Barnes]

son you gay!

 

[Non Sequitur]

Be a latent homosexual, brehs.