Sex is Boring AF

[Zapp Brannigan]

New Puss/ Good Puss

@No_bammer_weed

 

[Kisame]

Anyone get EXTREMELY bored during sex?

Like, after the initial "OMG I'm IN" feeling wears off I just get really bored and distracted. Like, I have a million other thoughts swirling through my head as I'm giving the stroke.

Last time I had sex I just kept my Bluetooth headset on and listened to Star Live and Direct while giving the obligatory pelvic thrusts. Ugh. Such a chore. Ended up getting Charlie horse in my quad and my bed sheets were covered in baby oil. Not cool.

These days I just like getting some good dome from an egar participant. Head is great because you don't have to focus at all.

I came to this conclusion one Sunday afternoon while getting domed up in my car. I was driving down the interstate, talking sh!t to idiots on my friend's list, roasting a swisher, and listening to Maria Hinojosa documenting all the wins Latinos had that week all while getting properly serviced by some random I met on Tinder. Good times.

After everything was said and done we had a great time listening to Maria Hinojosa wrap up the broadcast with a discussion about her multiple abortion experiences. Then I dropped her home and went back to regular life. Unlike sex which is all messy and can leave you in bed all damn day.

 

[Klyk21]

Man, that whole arrangement seems like it can get legally messy very quickly. There are actual laws on the books against that sort of behavior. Maybe I'm a prude but I don't like to sh!t where I eat. I learned my lesson in college.



Bro, I've invested plenty of my free time into women. In fact I WANT to settle down with one. At first my random activity was to get my numbers up, eventually it turned into a search. But I'm not finding anything that sticks.

Didn't you catch the part about me just trying to chill with women without pushing the sex issue? I've been going out with this one chick for like 2 months. She was with me through the worst of my recovery. The whole time I kept things to hugs and holding hands.

Now that I'm mobile her attitude has changed. I think she's a little resentful that I'm not trying to be sexually aggressive or something. It sucks. I went on a date with her last week and she was giving me all kinds of attitude. We haven't talked since. I really liked that woman, too.



I'm not Superman, but I'm not the ultimate fvck up either. I'm living a semi-public existence. I know I'm going to be scrutinized but got damn… I'm a good man and a solid leader despite my mistakes and flaws.

Ummmm. You sure you're not gay? Pretty sure a straight man would have ended that sentence after "down"...just saying.

 

[Detroit Wave]

sex will never be boring

 

[The Nigerian]

Ummmm. You sure you're not gay? Pretty sure a straight man would have ended that sentence after "down"...just saying.

You're reaching, breh.

 

[Mr swag]

I bust in under a minute with a condom on. I don't have that problem

 

[The Nigerian]

Aw chit

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That moment you realize half the people on your ignore list are actually your fans…

 

[JillScottsHunny]

You aren't the only one OP. Sex just bores me.

 

[Shadow King]

:scare::scare::scare::scare::scare:

 

[Shadow King]

:scare::scare::scare::scare::scare:

 

[IVS]

LMAo! What is OP talking about.?You should be in that thang having a blast in that thang. And you should not get bored because you oughta be tripping off how much control your making her lose....eyes rolling back, cursing, punching, reaching for shyt that aint there. If you're bored you need to find a new partner or step your game up.

 

[IronFist]

LMAo! What is OP talking about.?You should be in that thang having a blast in that thang. And you should not get bored because you oughta be tripping off how much control your making her lose....eyes rolling back, cursing, punching, reaching for shyt that aint there. If you're bored you need to find a new partner or step your game up.

Early.....believe i know where you coming from with the bold,

 

[CEITEDMOFO]

son you gay!

rereading this thread i agree.

 

[IronFist]

OP is suspect as hell

ya think?

 

[LevelUp]

this nikka saying DURING the act he is bore

really nikka????