Sh*t you tell your co workers everyday

[dtownreppin214]

I'm take a nap in the car.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

"Anybody got change for a 5"

"Why can't muthapukas flush the toilet?"

"Hey i got them Percs today..whussup"

"Cleaning Lady didn't lock her storage area up ..I'm bout to grab a gang of Tissue Rolls'

"Man let me watch my mouth before this b1tch take me to HR'

'Pizza again!???...can a n1gga get some WINGS for once..damn"

 

[Noriega]

"This used to be a good place to work"
(c) Every Oldhead Ever

Yep

“Back when I started we got double the vacay days we get now”

“The Union was actually decent up until 20 years ago”

“This is the same office furniture we had when I started in 92’

“We use to do a department potluck once a month back in the day”

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

O we got paid today? I didn't notice

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

This one guy keeps asking me for help/coverage for like 1 or 2 hrs on a sunday

I had to eventually tell him i will not work on a sunday at all ever under any circumstance

 

[J.E.T.S]

"Anybody got change for a 5"

"Why can't muthapukas flush the toilet?"

"Hey i got them Percs today..whussup"

"Cleaning Lady didn't lock her storage area up ..I'm bout to grab a gang of Tissue Rolls'

"Man let me watch my mouth before this b1tch take me to HR'

'Pizza again!???...can a n1gga get some WINGS for once..damn"

Sounds like textbook warehouse life.

 

[Jean Jacket]

"What's for lunch Mecha?"....

"Nothing... you go ahead and enjoy.. I got work to do..."


Leaves 30 mins later to avoid them when they come back.

 

[True Darkseid]

Same shyt different toilet
fukk ya'll I'm Out
I'm clocked out, don't talk to me about work

 

[Smokin Rider]

Yo we gettin paid on friday

Aight yall be safe out here

Man I'm just gonna chill (referring to weekend)

Nah I already made plans (overtime ?)

And the most used "fukk this job, imma bout to just quit" then *goes to work the next day*

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Another day in the asylum

This place feels more and more like a prison everyday...

They haven’t turned off my shock collar yet do I can’t escape yet.

Tell em bout the gun line boss. (Referring to the electric fence we recently got up)

 

[Brehcepticon]

Sounds like textbook warehouse life.

Man I don't miss that shyt. I mean the dudes that I met that were cool were cool but everything else about that job was

 

[jackson35]

- I’m ready to go home

-*on a Friday* shyt wyo this weekend

- *seeing same bytch we always see* damn she’s decent tho

i tell em the black man is god

 

[H@LLOW]

“You still fw shorty on the 8th floor?”

“You doing overtime?”

“What’s for lunch”

Rant about the Bears for an hour on Monday

Rant about how much money is taken for taxes, union dues, healthcare

Old head coworkers reminiscing bout when everything we did was on paper/typewriters and how they didn’t have computers

You work for the city don’t you

 

[King Poetic]

1. Watching a chick walk passed and me and homie continued talking but we both glanced at that phat azz and both just shake our head cause we both thinking DAMN bytch IS THICK


2. Is it Friday yet

3. I’m tired of this shyt

4. These customers/clients getting on my nerve

6. Sally over in so and so department is a bytch

 

[Nuke Dukem]

Yep

“Back when I started we got double the vacay days we get now”

“The Union was actually decent up until 20 years ago”

“This is the same office furniture we had when I started in 92’

“We use to do a department potluck once a month back in the day”

“We has to get Bears/Cubs/Bulls tickets for free back in the day”

“They use they use to rent out a banquet hall for a huge Xmas party back in the day.. free drinks too “

“They use to reserve 6 flags for us back in the day “