Sh*t you tell your co workers everyday

[DonRe]

*the bathroom door slightly ajar, my pants down to my ankles*

With a strident yell, “They asking for more of those fukkin chicken sandwiches? I swear if one more fu.....”, interrupted by the honking at the drive thru.

I let out a cold worried sigh.

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

I work by myself

I dont have coworkers

 

[Columbo]

Damn who you work with

Grocery store with mostly brehs but a good amount of whites and hispanics as well. Theres at least a few faggits that need to be fired. Theyre the worst fukkin workers and theyre bad for business

 

[CarmelBarbie]

I talked too much at my last job, got comfortable and thought shyt was sweet and my ass got laid off. Happened the first week of August unexpectedly. They tried to say it was due to reorganization, blah, blah. Yeah Whatever, they wanted me out.

Got a new job elsewhere, two weeks later(I was on my grind y’all, filling out for jobs like it was a job) this job pays more, and I’m doing what I always wanted to do. this is my third week here now. I’m not getting chummy with nobody here. I say what I need to do my job and that’s it.

My boss says everyone says I’m quiet.

Damned if I do damned if I don’t. That chatty patty shyt only seems to work for cacs.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

"Anybody got change for a 5"

"Why can't muthapukas flush the toilet?"

"Hey i got them Percs today..whussup"

"Cleaning Lady didn't lock her storage area up ..I'm bout to grab a gang of Tissue Rolls'

"Man let me watch my mouth before this b1tch take me to HR'

'Pizza again!???...can a n1gga get some WINGS for once..damn"

Sounds like textbook warehouse life.

Man I don't miss that shyt. I mean the dudes that I met that were cool were cool but everything else about that job was

Y’all better stop horse playing before y’all get wrote up... you know they watching your production in the office.

Also me

 

[Noriega]

You work for the city don’t you

State

 

[Noriega]

“We has to get Bears/Cubs/Bulls tickets for free back in the day”

“They use they use to rent out a banquet hall for a huge Xmas party back in the day.. free drinks too “

“They use to reserve 6 flags for us back in the day “

“The city ran better when Daley was in office”

“I was here when they first built the Thompson center”

“ The Loop was way less congested when I started”

 

[old pig]

“good morning”

“see you tomorrow/monday”

 

[Sex Luthor]

Same shyt different toilet
fukk ya'll I'm Out
I'm clocked out, don't talk to me about work

This might be me but I say same stank different air freshener.

 

[Rack4K]

"Cac"

 

[Sex Luthor]

I talked too much at my last job, got comfortable and thought shyt was sweet and my ass got laid off. Happened the first week of August unexpectedly. They tried to say it was due to reorganization, blah, blah. Yeah Whatever, they wanted me out.

Got a new job elsewhere, two weeks later(I was on my grind y’all, filling out for jobs like it was a job) this job pays more, and I’m doing what I always wanted to do. this is my third week here now. I’m not getting chummy with nobody here. I say what I need to do my job and that’s it.

My boss says everyone says I’m quiet.

Damned if I do damned if I don’t. That chatty patty shyt only seems to work for cacs.

They only want to know what we're doing to keep tabs on us. They don't really care or want to talk to us unless they think we're "not like other black people". I let them talk. My main response is "huh bruh. Thats crazy". I say this at least 10 times a day to them

 

[moniemane]

Smile laugh talk about movies coming out light politics light religion then I disappear for the shift unless than call on the radio or text my phone I'm in management and I don't bother anyone unless my boss bothers me.

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

I talked too much at my last job, got comfortable and thought shyt was sweet and my ass got laid off. Happened the first week of August unexpectedly. They tried to say it was due to reorganization, blah, blah. Yeah Whatever, they wanted me out.

Got a new job elsewhere, two weeks later(I was on my grind y’all, filling out for jobs like it was a job) this job pays more, and I’m doing what I always wanted to do. this is my third week here now. I’m not getting chummy with nobody here. I say what I need to do my job and that’s it.

My boss says everyone says I’m quiet.

Damned if I do damned if I don’t. That chatty patty shyt only seems to work for cacs.

yea Carmel it's best to go bout ur buisness and get ur money.

 

[Gunz&Butta]

How is your girlfriend?

Me: cool

You going to Miami with her?

Me: Nah

When are you gonna marry her?

Me:

Working with females, wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

 

[CarmelBarbie]

They only want to know what we're doing to keep tabs on us. They don't really care or want to talk to us unless they think we're "not like other black people". I let them talk. My main response is "huh bruh. Thats crazy". I say this at least 10 times a day to them

Believe me I’ve learned my lesson. I let others talk and I just listen.