Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!
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Cant believe I made such a demonic thread @
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
I cant save yall but you can save yourselves. The past is the past. Lets put demonic filth behind us so we can grow like maturity.
I have a tendency to believe all big women can sang. Rationally, I know this is not true, but I can't help it.
I have alot of stories 
I'll just tell one for starters when I was in high school me and 2 of my boys tried to rob this one prostitute on a nightly basis
Like we would see her in the morning walking around with mad money, so I had the brilliant idea of let's rob this broad 
We were unsuccessful though
I'd drive up on her my nikkas would get out the car and chase her but no one ever caught her. One morn in the summer I was chasing her down in the wheel like Grand Theft to be a stupid teenager again
I'll just tell one for starters when I was in high school me and 2 of my boys tried to rob this one prostitute on a nightly basis
Like we would see her in the morning walking around with mad money, so I had the brilliant idea of let's rob this broad We were unsuccessful though
I'd drive up on her my nikkas would get out the car and chase her but no one ever caught her. One morn in the summer I was chasing her down in the wheel like Grand Theft to be a stupid teenager again
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CashmereThoughts
Veteran
I thought he was a girl tooWhen i was a kid, I thought Michael Jackson was a girl and had a crush on him
Never would have guessed I was his type, tho
LimitedEdition
Misanthropy Personified
Yall are the worst bunch of human beings ever. I feel at home.
my senior year college spring break i went to puerta vallarta in mexico and ended up hooking up w a friend from home's homegirl from his school who was staying at the same hotel. we met the first day i got down there and were pretty much inseparable the whole trip. the sex was explosive and the p*ssy was immaculate. i was def a little sprung but still kinda hesitant about commitment being so young. when we got back to our respective schools the first week after spring break she drove up to cornell to spend that next weekend w me. that first friday night we were partying our asses off. i may or may not have accidentally ingested a handful of quaaludes at some point 
. the last thing i remember is us in bed fukking at some point after bar. i woke up at about 530am and felt that we were both soaking wet. it took about 10 seconds before i realized i was still pissing while i was coming to. i literally let out the entire night of booze and intoxicants i had consumed. when i finally got my full bearings i sat there for a few minutes trying to decide what the best way to handle it was. i was concocting all these stories about spilling something but they all sounded so ridiculous i just said fukk it i'm going w the truth. i woke her up and told her what happened, we changed all the sheets and our clothes, hopped in the shower and eventually went back to bed. we didn't talk about it for the rest of weekend. a few weeks later the distance just became annoying and i wanted to focus on enjoying the end of my last semester so i tried to tell her we should let each other go have fun then pick it up after we finish school and see what happens from there. she got all upset and mad and started threatening to tell everyone we know what happened that night. by this point i just chalked it up to another ignorant college experience and was over it so i told her to do what she had to do. i haven't seen her since that weekend, and i sometimes wonder how many people she told.
. the last thing i remember is us in bed fukking at some point after bar. i woke up at about 530am and felt that we were both soaking wet. it took about 10 seconds before i realized i was still pissing while i was coming to. i literally let out the entire night of booze and intoxicants i had consumed. when i finally got my full bearings i sat there for a few minutes trying to decide what the best way to handle it was. i was concocting all these stories about spilling something but they all sounded so ridiculous i just said fukk it i'm going w the truth. i woke her up and told her what happened, we changed all the sheets and our clothes, hopped in the shower and eventually went back to bed. we didn't talk about it for the rest of weekend. a few weeks later the distance just became annoying and i wanted to focus on enjoying the end of my last semester so i tried to tell her we should let each other go have fun then pick it up after we finish school and see what happens from there. she got all upset and mad and started threatening to tell everyone we know what happened that night. by this point i just chalked it up to another ignorant college experience and was over it so i told her to do what she had to do. i haven't seen her since that weekend, and i sometimes wonder how many people she told.
LimitedEdition
Misanthropy Personified
Pissy ass nigha.
Our school paid for one of our after school groups to go to KingsDominion. There was a handicapped girl in the group. Soon as we got to the park we left her. She was even late getting back to the bus. When she finally got back she was like "I looked for yall all day. I saw yall once and called out to yall but yall acted like yall aint hear me and ran."
I made fun of a girl on another church trip to KD. I called her Sumo. She couldnt ride the ride because she was too big. Even told her parents "Yall shoulda named her Sumo." I didnt know any better. My older cousins told me to do it. But when I told her parents she burst out crying. Then I felt bad.
My sister had the habit of getting in bed with me in the middle of the night because she was scared. One night I woke up feeling sick. I rolled over to get up and she was in the way. I puked all over her. She never woke up. She slept in my puke and I slept in the corner of the bed. When my mom found her she yelled at her for eating too much junk and not getting up, etc.
Our school paid for one of our after school groups to go to KingsDominion. There was a handicapped girl in the group. Soon as we got to the park we left her. She was even late getting back to the bus. When she finally got back she was like "I looked for yall all day. I saw yall once and called out to yall but yall acted like yall aint hear me and ran."
I made fun of a girl on another church trip to KD. I called her Sumo. She couldnt ride the ride because she was too big. Even told her parents "Yall shoulda named her Sumo." I didnt know any better. My older cousins told me to do it. But when I told her parents she burst out crying. Then I felt bad.
My sister had the habit of getting in bed with me in the middle of the night because she was scared. One night I woke up feeling sick. I rolled over to get up and she was in the way. I puked all over her. She never woke up. She slept in my puke and I slept in the corner of the bed. When my mom found her she yelled at her for eating too much junk and not getting up, etc.
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think i posted this here before. i stole a whole bunch of stuff from this kid's desk in grade 3 and then he didn't show up to school for a month. came back from christmas vacation and it turns out the kid was dying of leukemia, he was coming to school cause he didn't want regular life to stop. felt like a real p.o.s after, they had counsellors coming to our class to console my class and explain what leukemia was 
think i posted this here before. i stole a whole bunch of stuff from this kid's desk in grade 3 and then he didn't show up to school for a month. came back from christmas vacation and it turns out the kid was dying of leukemia, he was coming to school cause he didn't want regular life to stop. felt like a real p.o.s after, they had counsellors coming to our class to console my class and explain what leukemia was
Im only gonna post shyt I'ved posted in other threads..
-I took my stepbrother's True Religion hoody that he paid a grip for (at the time) and got my ex's womanly fluids all over it.
It was raining that day so I told him I was walking down the street and got splashed by a puddle and the white stains should come right out
-His older brother is a junky, I had him give me a few of his clothes his wife just bought him and some money he was going to use to feed his kids for 2 roxys.
-I've seen my stepbrothers babymama naked on several occasions and have had some rather intimate experiences with her, still haven't crossed that line officially Shes always tryin me tho so we'll see how long I last.
-I dont usually go down on a chick unless I've spent a good amount of time with her. Well there was this weird anime chick in a few of my classes, she seemed like the socially awkward sheltered type but she had a lil donkey and I saw the potential. Plus she was skrugglin in math so I invited her over for some tutoring
I smoked a blunt while we watched Desert Punk and before I knew it I was face first in that thang
-I took my stepbrother's True Religion hoody that he paid a grip for (at the time) and got my ex's womanly fluids all over it.
It was raining that day so I told him I was walking down the street and got splashed by a puddle and the white stains should come right out
-His older brother is a junky, I had him give me a few of his clothes his wife just bought him and some money he was going to use to feed his kids for 2 roxys.
-I've seen my stepbrothers babymama naked on several occasions and have had some rather intimate experiences with her, still haven't crossed that line officially
Shes always tryin me tho so we'll see how long I last.-I dont usually go down on a chick unless I've spent a good amount of time with her. Well there was this weird anime chick in a few of my classes, she seemed like the socially awkward sheltered type but she had a lil donkey and I saw the potential. Plus she was skrugglin in math so I invited her over for some tutoring
I smoked a blunt while we watched Desert Punk and before I knew it I was face first in that thang
Im only gonna post shyt I'ved posted in other threads..
-I took my stepbrother's True Religion hoody that he paid a grip for (at the time) and got my ex's womanly fluids all over it.
It was raining that day so I told him I was walking down the street and got splashed by a puddle and the white stains should come right out
-His older brother is a junky, I had him give me a few of his clothes his wife just bought him and some money he was going to use to feed his kids for 2 roxys.
-I've seen my stepbrothers babymama naked on several occasions and have had some rather intimate experiences with her, still haven't crossed that line officially
-I dont usually go down on a chick unless I've spent a good amount of time with her. Well there was this weird anime chick in a few of my classes, she seemed like the socially awkward sheltered type but she had a lil donkey and I saw the potential. Plus she was skrugglin in math so I invited her over for some tutoring
I smoked a blunt while we watched Desert Punk and before I knew it I was face first in that thang
Kings County
Law III | Law XXV | Law XV
When i was a kid, I thought Michael Jackson was a girl and had a crush on him
Never would have guessed I was his type, tho
