Shampoo bottle full of .... Cum

[Tupac638]

A man in China was ordered to pay $300 in damages after sending a bottle of his sperm to a woman as a token of his love.But no amount of money will likely offset the victim's trauma, having rubbed most of the bottle's content on her body*before realizing it wasn't moisturizer.19-year-old Zeng Lin told authorities it was her roommate who revealed the shocking truth to her after she complained that it didn't quite smell like face cream.The culprit, 22-year-old Gou Wen, has since apologized for his actions, saying it was simply a gesture of affection."I love her so much but she didn't know it and I didn't know how to tell her," the Chongqing native*is quoted as saying, "so I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love."He insists he understands what he did was wrong, but vows to "find another way" to win Zeng's heart.
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So ladies (and Sierra Mist) ...how about it

 

[unit321]

Uh, that would at least be an aggravated assault charge in the US. Like those white dudes who pee in the coffee decanter in the office workplace to get revenge.

Anyway, considering it is China, they should just give him an old-fashioned beat down with sticks or whatever they use.

 

[ineedsleep212]

And you know he meant it in the most romantic way possible.

You have to admire the creativity of our Asian kinfolk .

 

[skeetsinternal]

impressive

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

The dudes name is perfect

Gou Wen

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

He must post in JBO

 

[A.V.]

nikka been nuttin into a jar for like 6 months

 

[Chris.B]

 

[Mr. Somebody]

A hug a kiss on the cheek and an i love you would have sufficed sheesh. Its so demonic, friends

 

[aRoMaN21]

nikka been nuttin into a jar for like 6 months

depending if he jerked off once every day and squirted the usual 10 milliliters most males make, he coulda filled up a 16oz bottle in only 47 days....

 

[illadope]

depending if he jerked off once every day and squirted the usual 10 milliliters most males make, he coulda filled up a 16oz bottle in only 47 days....

This is the incorrect way to use math

 

[aRoMaN21]

This is the incorrect way to use math

there are 2 tablespoons to every liquid ounce...
so 16 ounces would have 32 tablespoons of jizz.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

@ him saying at the end:

"I intend to find another way to win her heart"

I think u've pretty much ruined ur chances there, buddy. She's been rubbing funky nut into her skin for like weeks, I'm pretty sure she never wants to even hear ur name again.

 

[No Homo]

there are 2 tablespoons to every liquid ounce...
so 16 ounces would have 32 tablespoons of jizz.

 

[L&HH]

there are 2 tablespoons to every liquid ounce...
so 16 ounces would have 32 tablespoons of jizz.

I dont think he was suggesting that your math was incorrect just the fact that you actually calculated how long it would take to a fill a container with sperm, very useful knowledge there:word: