Shampoo bottle full of .... Cum

[krackdagawd]

I'm filling up water bottles to send to the coli ladies as I type this :ppvbro:

 

[aRoMaN21]

I dont think he was suggesting that your math was incorrect just the fact that you actually calculated how long it would take to a fill a container with sperm, very useful knowledge there:word:

i know he wasnt suggesting... i was showing my math skills when it comes to liquid weight.

I'm filling up water bottles to send to the coli ladies as I type this :ppvbro:

whats the size of the bottle??

 

[ROFL_GUY]

the asian persuaion

 

[Tupac638]

i know he wasnt suggesting... i was showing my math skills when it comes to liquid weight.




whats the size of the bottle??

You forgot to factor in how we would nut less if we were to jack off every single day

 

[krackdagawd]

i know he wasnt suggesting... i was showing my math skills when it comes to liquid weight.




whats the size of the bottle??

16 or 12 oz bottles depending on how many I have to send

 

[aRoMaN21]

You forgot to factor in how we would nut less if we were to jack off every single day

the most is 15, i chose 10.

lets redo it at 4ML for a frequent masturbator...
then it would take 118 days for 16oz

 

[bzb]

it was her roommate who revealed the shocking truth to her after she complained that it didn't quite smell like face cream.

 

[aRoMaN21]

thank god he didnt piss in it too to speed up the filling process if he was impatient. but in honesty this asian probably thought this was a labor of love and relished each day he deposited his microscopic kids into that bottle to give to his girl.

 

[Tupac638]

the most is 15, i chose 10.

lets redo it at 4ML for a frequent masturbator...
then it would take 118 days for 16oz

You seem experienced when it comes to male cum

 

[aRoMaN21]

You seem experienced when it comes to male cum

im experienced when it comes to weight.
i know how to break it down.

 

[sfgiants]

true story when i was younger and was looking for ways to swack my steak and dispose of the semen i found out that nutting in plastic bags from safeway/target etc was the easiest/cleanest/fastest way to blow my load and dispose of the evidence. just close the bag n toss it in the trash

except one day i came in the bag and forgot to throw it out. no joke, that sht smelled like nasty rotten fish about a week later and i wias like wtf is this awful smell

so he either mixed it with shampoo to make it smell good or that bytch likes the smell of raw seafood cuz old ball yogurt fukkin stinks.

 

[Anothergirl]

there are 2 tablespoons to every liquid ounce...
so 16 ounces would have 32 tablespoons of jizz.

she couldn't tell by the smell tho?

 

[flusterose]

well she should be thankful she didnt put on her hair.

 

[newworldafro]

nikka been nuttin into a jar for like 6 months

could have been a hotel size shampoo bottle though...

 

[aRoMaN21]

she couldn't tell by the smell tho?

if a man has a shytty diet then his dank stanks....
more fruits and water in a mans system is a good thing.
if all the men you experienced had stinky cum then they had a bad diet.