Shampoo bottle full of .... Cum

[Anothergirl]

if a man has a shytty diet then his dank stanks....
more fruits and water in a mans system is a good thing.
if all the men you experienced had stinky cum then they had a bad diet.

nah i'm talking about days ole cum....that gonna stink no matter the diet

 

[aRoMaN21]

nah i'm talking about days ole cum....that gonna stink no matter the diet

i forgot about the shelf life concept....

 

[newworldafro]

Dude was like "Romeo Ain't Got Nothing on Me!"

 

[Greenstrings]

It's pretty obvious that dude's knowledge of the opposite sex came exclusively from hardcore porn.

Seen all these girls smiling with semen running down their faces like

 

[Sly Cookin]

i forgot about the shelf life concept....

 

[Sierra Mist]

My name stays on you nikkas tongues like a fukkin Minty.

 

[Dillah810]

This is the incorrect way to use math

 

[SHO-NUFF]

what a nut.

 

[Uncle Trill]

im experienced when it comes to weight.
i know how to break it down.

Enough about your stomach, what about you?

Spoiler

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

true story when i was younger and was looking for ways to swack my steak and dispose of the semen i found out that nutting in plastic bags from safeway/target etc was the easiest/cleanest/fastest way to blow my load and dispose of the evidence. just close the bag n toss it in the trash

except one day i came in the bag and forgot to throw it out. no joke, that sht smelled like nasty rotten fish about a week later and i wias like wtf is this awful smell

so he either mixed it with shampoo to make it smell good or that bytch likes the smell of raw seafood cuz old ball yogurt fukkin stinks.

I fukkING LOVE THIS WEBSITE THO

 

[the mechanic]

That was romantic..the bytch should be grateful ...


protein face mask goes for $22/oz

 

[aRoMaN21]

That was romantic..the bytch should be grateful ...


protein face mask goes for $22/oz

i was thinking the same thing if he gave it to her in a drink form.
what a fukking protein shake that girl woulda consumed.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

i was thinking the same thing if he gave it to her in a drink form.
what a fukking protein shake that girl woulda consumed.

 

[Raptor]

It probably took him a month to fill it all up with cum. The smell must have been demonic