Shark attacks pro surfer during competition

ItzDaKiing

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Ok Yea those can grow pretty big. But other examples are bull sharks and spinner Sharks and lots of them!

:lupe: I don't consider any shark that grows to 8ft or larger "small" compared to other sharks maybe but not humans.

Bull sharks and tiger sharks are the most :demonic: Sharks out there.
 

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This dude gonna get major p*ssy for the rest of his life just off this one video :whew:

dude could be the worst surfer in the competition, but it doesn't matter. he can play this shyt up for the rest of his life and have PAWGS lined up.

That's Mick Fanning, 3x world champion. That dude been drowning in p*ssy for most his life.

That was the final heat btw.
 

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Worth noting that the word is this wasnt a "proper" shark attack in that the shark did not actually have any intention of biting or eating Mick.

If it did dude would've been done for
 

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shyt like this is why im terrified of the water, you just dont know whats going on down there :damn: only knees deep for me :mjpls:
 

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Dress up to look like a sharks favorite food and do a cannonball in there pool brehs...
 

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I. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ that commentator with the least appropriate level of excitement in his voice relative to the circumstances. Dude gave the kind of sigh/gasp a white racist grandmother might produce when seeing her granddaughter show up at the family reunion with a giant, dark negro named Kenyatta, then said "you can see a little splash" in a voice softer than Snuggles the bear. No, my g, you can't see "a little spalsh;" you see a fukkin shark about to eat one of the top performers in your motherfukkin sport.

II. My high school point guard moved out to California for college and eventually became a decent surfer. As a nikka who still cannot swim (I'm embarrassed to be a stereotype in that regard) I thought he was absolutely fukking insane to be out there surfing with sharks. But the way he explained it to me made logical sense. You're much more likely to be killed in your car on the way to surf than to be attacked by a shark while surfing. It makes big news when it happens because it's a rare occurrence. And it usually happens because the sharks get fooled by the board into thinking the surfer is actually a seal or some shyt. Given the millions upon millions of people who hit up beaches and get in the water, the likelihood of a shark attack in really miniscule.

III. All that being said, I've been socialized to stay the fukk away from deep water, and especially water that might have sharks in it. fukk all that.

IV. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ a top ranked surfer getting p*ssy for punching a shark and living to tell. He's already getting so much p*ssy that he has to turn it away daily.
 

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I'm saying, who willingly goes in waters with animals doing shyt like this

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:mindblown:

X-Games Sharks:dwillhuh:
 
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