Sharks are older than trees.

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There is a nıgga on the Coli that thinks sharks eat trees

 

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One of the longest living species is a shark. Greenland sharks can live for up to 500 years. There’s sharks alive right now that were roaming the oceans when our ancestors were on ships.

Sharks are dumb.

The 400mil yr model still going

 

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The way the thread title is worded makes it seem like they’re talking about a single organism

Which is obviously absurd

 

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The way the thread title is worded makes it seem like they’re talking about a single organism

Which is obviously absurd

The article from the Smithsonian is 2 paragraphs

The title is a quote from the article