Sharted while getting head last night.

[ChrisDorner]

I went out with the homies to this club's grand re-opening in SF. Earlier in the day ya boy had bubble guts, but I got a pretty good dump out before we left. Halfway thru the night, im pretty faded, I feel perfectly fine. Met this gorgeous little honey who was down to get down. So after the club lets out, I take her home, and within 10 minutes im gettin some amazing head. im extremely fukked up by this point i should note. anyways i feel a fart coming along, and since im faded my dumb ass is thinking "maybe its one of those silent, non smelly ones. I can let one out" so i get all tensed up, cause im close to orgasm. i tell her "im bout to nut" and when I tensed up i squeezed my intestines a little and i just hear a little "prrft" noise over sounds of sucking and the pretty ricky coming through my phone. i felt the warm wetness of dookie in my butthole after doing this so I immediately knew what happened. she stopped sucking, wiped the dookie off of her neck/chest area, and just walked into the bathroom. i grabbed one of her shirts out of her dresser and wiped my ass, and got out of the house before she came back out of the bathroom. crazy night

 

[SirReginald]

I went out with the homies to this club's grand re-opening in SF. Earlier in the day ya boy had bubble guts, but I got a pretty good dump out before we left. Halfway thru the night, im pretty faded, I feel perfectly fine. Met this gorgeous little honey who was down to get down. So after the club lets out, I take her home, and within 10 minutes im gettin some amazing head. im extremely fukked up by this point i should note. anyways i feel a fart coming along, and since im faded my dumb ass is thinking "maybe its one of those silent, non smelly ones. I can let one out" so i squeeze a little and i just hear a little "prrft" noise over sounds of sucking and the pretty ricky coming through my phone. i felt the warm wetness of dookie in my butthole after doing this so I immediately knew what happened. she stopped sucking, wiped the dookie off of her neck/chest area, and just walked into the bathroom. i grabbed one of her shirts out of her dresser and wiped my ass, and got out of the house before she came back out of the bathroom. crazy night

 

[Warren Moon]

Idc if u lying or not that shyts hilarious

 

[Chill]

Mudbutt ass nikka

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

you should have leg locked her neck and let it all out...bust a nut on her forehead and shyt all over her neck.

then beat the shyt out of her.

 

[ThatsRite2]

Loooool

 

[Randy Marsh]

you should have leg locked her neck and let it all out...bust a nut on her forehead and shyt all over her neck.

then beat the shyt out of her.

 

[SirReginald]

 

[8====D]

stupid cac :zelhaha:

 

[MikeyC]

This happened.

 

[Strapped]

I somehow believe this shieet

 

[Tunez]

 

[dennis roadman]

damn you did her dirty

 

[blockburna420]

 

[ThaRealness]

you should have leg locked her neck and let it all out...bust a nut on her forehead and shyt all over her neck.

then beat the shyt out of her.

I think they call this.... getting carried away