ChrisDorner
Banned
I went out with the homies to this club's grand re-opening in SF. Earlier in the day ya boy had bubble guts, but I got a pretty good dump out before we left. Halfway thru the night, im pretty faded, I feel perfectly fine. Met this gorgeous little honey who was down to get down. So after the club lets out, I take her home, and within 10 minutes im gettin some amazing head. im extremely fukked up by this point i should note. anyways i feel a fart coming along, and since im faded my dumb ass is thinking "maybe its one of those silent, non smelly ones. I can let one out" so i get all tensed up, cause im close to orgasm. i tell her "im bout to nut" and when I tensed up i squeezed my intestines a little and i just hear a little "prrft" noise over sounds of sucking and the pretty ricky coming through my phone. i felt the warm wetness of dookie in my butthole after doing this so I immediately knew what happened. she stopped sucking, wiped the dookie off of her neck/chest area, and just walked into the bathroom. i grabbed one of her shirts out of her dresser and wiped my ass, and got out of the house before she came back out of the bathroom. crazy night
Idc if u lying or not that shyts hilarious

