Shawn Knowles-Carter (Hate it had to be you)

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Lol...I been calling dude Camel Knowles since back in the days on :hamster: Then he made a song where he called himself a camel and changed his last name to Knowles. :heh:
 

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I thought this surely had to be a joke...but reputable news sources are reporting this as legit :dwillhuh: ....I always figured beyonce, while absolutely as fine as the legend holds, would be a mediocre lay for whatever reason...but if she got Shawn p.k.a. "Ice Berg Slim" Carter to take HER name...the box must be life alteringly glorious :mindblown: ... the only thing that could justify this manner of fukkboyery...or is the Knowles family line, unbeknownst to us, some majestic lineage that traces back to ancient Kemet or some sh!t and must be preserved at all costs? But if that's the case, why isn't the baby's name Blue Ivy Knowles Carter ?

Chalk it up as a side effect of the Roc break up....no way Dame would have allowed his man to go out like that
 

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You birds have no shame. I would bet that many of you are actually homosexuals.
 

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:what: you idiots do realize Beyonce is gonna be known as Knowles-Carter as well right
 

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Bey must have a mean stroke game.

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Actually he didn't lose money or get taken to the cleaners...He's still married.. Dude is just making up sh1t to :cape: for his favorite rappers testosterone leakage...

:heh:

I mean sometimes you just gotta call a spade a spade and keep it movin..

Schwarzenegger aint have his bytch's last name.......and he married a Kennedy....may have lost money but wasnt nothing bytchmade about it....Tiger lost money as well but he aint have his bytch's last name either......however you want to spin this please try....it is very emasculating to have your wife's last name....plain and simple.....

So having kids by other folks that you refused to acknowledge or make public while being married is bytch made?

Nas fans/Jay haters... I swear... :snoop:

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"First the Fat Boys break up, Bey made me take her name up, y'all nikkas got a problem with Hov"

:sadcam:
 

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So having kids by other folks that you refused to acknowledge or make public while being married is bytch made?

Nas fans/Jay haters... I swear... :snoop:

Some of the most softest, most gossipy folks in life exist on the Coli.

:childplease:

where did u grow up? if really Atlanta..]more specifically what part of atlanta?
 

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What's that got to do with Jay-Z having a maiden name?

Many WOMEN have their maiden name and married name hyphenated, MEN do not.

you're right, i was just tryna look at the positives :sadcam:



not a big deal in my eyes though, that's what all power couples should be doing
 

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I would say "my daddy loves me and he'll never go away"
bullshyt, do you even remember December's my birthday?
do you even remember the tender boy
you turned into a cold young man

Fathers be there for your seed, or fukkery like this will be the end result.

This is some cockamanybullshyt
 
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