I thought this surely had to be a joke...but reputable news sources are reporting this as legit

....I always figured beyonce, while absolutely as fine as the legend holds, would be a mediocre lay for whatever reason...but if she got Shawn p.k.a. "Ice Berg Slim" Carter to take HER name...the box must be life alteringly glorious

... the only thing that could justify this manner of fukkboyery...or is the Knowles family line, unbeknownst to us, some majestic lineage that traces back to ancient Kemet or some sh!t and must be preserved at all costs? But if that's the case, why isn't the baby's name Blue Ivy Knowles Carter ?
Chalk it up as a side effect of the Roc break up....no way Dame would have allowed his man to go out like that