Shawn Knowles-Carter (Hate it had to be you)

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beyonce must walk around their house 24/7 like she just dunked on somebody :russ:

"Hey Jiggabytch, u cook dinner yet?"

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I thought this surely had to be a joke...but reputable news sources are reporting this as legit :dwillhuh: ....I always figured beyonce, while absolutely as fine as the legend holds, would be a mediocre lay for whatever reason...but if she got Shawn p.k.a. "Ice Berg Slim" Carter to take HER name...the box must be life alteringly glorious :mindblown: ... the only thing that could justify this manner of fukkboyery...or is the Knowles family line, unbeknownst to us, some majestic lineage that traces back to ancient Kemet or some sh!t and must be preserved at all costs? But if that's the case, why isn't the baby's name Blue Ivy Knowles Carter ?

Chalk it up as a side effect of the Roc break up....no way Dame would have allowed his man to go out like that

beyonce must walk around their house 24/7 like she just dunked on somebody :russ:

"Hey Jiggabytch, u cook dinner yet?"

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my stomach hurts :laff::laff:
 

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:laff: The Jigga Knowles stans can't even justify this shyt. @Illeye buckmatic Ether day came early in 2013 :ahh:





" Is it dame daddy, Shawn Knowles or Bey dummy....oh I get, you wifey and she hubby...ewww"


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beyonce must walk around their house 24/7 like she just dunked on somebody :russ:

"Hey Jiggabytch, u cook dinner yet?"

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this whole thread is stupid but y'all nikkas man!! :laff::laff::laff:
 
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This is hilarious cause people been calling Shawn Knowles for years and he goes :ehh: has a ring to it.
 
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