@skeetsinternal been writing the same story for years now, the story is typically centered around him being a scumbag while he desperately tries to prove he's a lowlife to the audience which has been the theme for all his works to date. He keeps doing the rehased messages, not realizing that if you check his other "messages" all the women write like him and there's no variation to their writing style. It's always the same, he's got someone pregnant...or did he? Tune in next thread to find out she was actually married to a former Navy Seal who actually is ok with it, or is he? Tune in next thread
He's been caught in other ducktales before, but that doesn't stop his drive and passion for creating fictional work. He needs to join the Writers Guild, I picture him sitting at his desk with an old typewriter, Pelle Pelle on, hot cup of green tea next to him as he writes a draft for his next novel in the "Please Coli, please believe I am a scumbag" series.