She really trying to push this pregnancy off on me

KENNY DA COOKER

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Typical New Jersey guy....

Very intellectual

But Always making bad choices
:francis:



U took delight in the FREE PUZZY and ending up with a 18 year installment plan...
:lolbron:






Thank god I invested my biticoins in Recycable Goods :blessed:
 

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Got a kid from the same scenario. Me and skeets wud get along in real life
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
I legit burst out laughing to this post.

So nonchalant yet cut that nikka deep.

I'M HOPING the Breh is :duck:

This is some real dysfunctional shyt this nikka is doing for validation...ON THE COLI.


@skeetsinternal been writing the same story for years now, the story is typically centered around him being a scumbag while he desperately tries to prove he's a lowlife to the audience which has been the theme for all his works to date. He keeps doing the rehased messages, not realizing that if you check his other "messages" all the women write like him and there's no variation to their writing style. It's always the same, he's got someone pregnant...or did he? Tune in next thread to find out she was actually married to a former Navy Seal who actually is ok with it, or is he? Tune in next thread :wow:


He's been caught in other ducktales before, but that doesn't stop his drive and passion for creating fictional work. He needs to join the Writers Guild, I picture him sitting at his desk with an old typewriter, Pelle Pelle on, hot cup of green tea next to him as he writes a draft for his next novel in the "Please Coli, please believe I am a scumbag" series.
 

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@skeetsinternal been writing the same story for years now, the story is typically centered around him being a scumbag while he desperately tries to prove he's a lowlife to the audience which has been the theme for all his works to date. He keeps doing the rehased messages, not realizing that if you check his other "messages" all the women write like him and there's no variation to their writing style. It's always the same, he's got someone pregnant...or did he? Tune in next thread to find out she was actually married to a former Navy Seal who actually is ok with it, or is he? Tune in next thread :wow:


He's been caught in other ducktales before, but that doesn't stop his drive and passion for creating fictional work. He needs to join the Writers Guild, I picture him sitting at his desk with an old typewriter, Pelle Pelle on, hot cup of green tea next to him as he writes a draft for his next novel in the "Please Coli, please believe I am a scumbag" series.

:dead:
Damn why you hate this nikka? :pachaha:
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
:dead:
Damn why you hate this nikka? :pachaha:


I don't hate anyone :hubie:


I just like to shyt on this dude from time to time, I caught him in a lie before and he got so angry he threatened to fight me :mjlol: I haven't done it in awhile and noticed this thread and had to get that old feel back, especially since this is basically the same story yet again.
 

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You're in no moral obligation to stick around in that situation if you don't want to, in my book, child or not.

Your legal obligations(which I'm against) are another story, though.
 

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I don't hate anyone :hubie:


I just like to shyt on this dude from time to time, I caught him in a lie before and he got so angry he threatened to fight me :mjlol: I haven't done it in awhile and noticed this thread and had to get that old feel back, especially since this is basically the same story yet again.

My boy investing in crypto n divesting dudes of their fraudass hype.

Blessed Be!
 

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.......just get the DNA test breh.....if its your man up, if it aint.....then that's that........nikkas like drama like women do........
 

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https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/#post-4600559
:ohhh: :francis: :mjlol: :russ:


https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-2#post-4602900
:patrice:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-4#post-4606345
:wow:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-4#post-4606641
This is likewatching a crash

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-5#post-4606764
:mjlit:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-5#post-4606851
This is fishy :patrice:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-5#post-4606962
Agreed

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-6#post-4607249
:francis:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-8#post-4609681
I'm done working for the day, dap + rep

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-8#post-4611811
Accurate summary :shaq:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-9#post-4612712
:snoop:


https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-9#post-4612892
That number cannot be real :why:


https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-11#post-4616430
:picard: :mjpls:

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-11#post-4618337
Simptastic :wow:


https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-14#post-4628880
Plot-twist :why:


https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-got-this-pic-this-morning-lupe.124310/page-14#post-4632191
:deadmanny: No mercy

Amazing read, thank you for linking that.
 
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