She Should Know You Want the Cheeks...

[Morose Polymath]

Thread is on point, but some of you females be playing dumb after its plainly expressed that coitus is on the agenda.

And have the nerve to get upset when a nikka hits the eject button when they dont wanna follow the program

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Anytime you invite someone of the opposite sex to your house past 10pm that's not your siblings it should be implied what time it is. But I'm vocal as well too about wanting to f*ck and get nasty so there's no grey area or confusion when you get here. I've kicked a chick out and bushed her for coming over at 2am and then trying to flip it into just a cuddle session/hand job. This ain't middle school

I think you guys underestimate how much some women heavily rely on sex as a gateway into relationships.

It should be obvious but it's not.

One of my coworkers just had his slide bust out in tears mid-stroke claiming he was using her and accused him forcing sex on her.

He got scared as fukk.

Luckily for him she was just trying to make him feel guilty and didn't follow through.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Thank the Me Too movement. Could've stopped with actual abusers, but nope.

If anything MeToo should make you more expressive not less.

 

[jdubnyce]

We dont ask
We state
No beating around the bush
Only beating up the bush

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Chicks already know don't even breathe around me after 12am unless you're trying to get pole vaulted, aint got time to be playing those games

But do you state it or do you just expect them to know. That's the question.

 

[Cat piss martini]

me: i'd suck greek yogurt out the crack of
yo ass with a white castle coffee straw.


waitress: huh?

me: what??

waitress: would you like ranch of blue cheese
with your wings sir?


me: and a jack and coke.

waitress:

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Thread is on point, but some of you females be playing dumb after its plainly expressed that coitus is on the agenda.

And have the nerve to get upset when a nikka hits the eject button when they dont wanna follow the program

So you said "I expect you to suck my dikk when you get here," she agreed and then acted like she didn't know when she got there?

 

[Bigblackted4]

It's almost 2026. Are we still not telling each other we want to have sex and leaving it up to a "vibe"?

That's a dangerous game gentlemen. I hope we're having real adult conversations by now.

Amen

 

[jilla82]

women should assume men want sex the same way men should assume women want money.

the question each party has is how serious does the other person take them (long term, just tonight, etc...)

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

me: i'd suck greek yogurt out the crack of
yo ass with a white castle straw.


waitress: huh?

me: what??

waitress: would you like ranch of blue cheese
with your wings sir?


me: and a jack and coke.

waitress:

Not specific enough

 

[Cat piss martini]

Not specific enough

strawberry greek yougurt.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

women should assume men want sex the same way men should assume women want money.

the question each party has is how serious does the other person take them (long term, just tonight, etc...)

Women should assume men want sex? But when women accuse ya'll of being brainless p*ssy hounds ya'll get mad.

How about you just state your intentions instead of expecting every woman you interact with to see you as some sort of sex addict?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

strawberry greek yougurt.

Still not good enough. Sounds like you're just hungry.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Still not good enough. Sounds like you're just hungry.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So this mafukka made a thread based off quoting themselves. The amount of autism on here ridiculous.

Op asexual and hate men, women and children, including her own family members.