should i join the army? UPDATE - Im gonna do it

[Da King]

do they let you in if you have drug charges on your record?

it would piss me off that they would cut my hair off tho im trying to get to @charmander level of hair game.

i would probably do the minimum 4 years or whatever and save as much money as possible and then gtfo of there.

i heard its racist in there too

Are you a loser?

Do you have a shyt education?

Do you have no prospects in life?

If you answered yes to any of these then the army is for you

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

I'd only join the Coast Guard. Seems like the dopest (and safest) branch.

 

[iBrowse]

I'm trynna get deployed with @CinnaSlim

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

Joining the sent for two years would give you money and skills to start living life properly.

You come out in 2years, age 22 enough for first and last and a few months rent, money for clothes and driving tests, taxis, and gym membership.

Spend the next two years after that training to go pro. And you would have the conditioning and possibly military hand-to-hand training.

Add that to vipassana meditation. You will be a changed and deadly man. Start reading books and I might be scared of you.

It's a good move that I would have made earlier myself and saved me alot if trouble but at that age your only thinking about surviving and p*ssy. I might still join a few years after I get this job.

whats the sent? isnt the minimum in the army like 4 years?

 

[Kitsch]

Don't do it breh.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

Are you a loser?

Do you have a shyt education?

Do you have no prospects in life?

If you answered yes to any of these then the army is for you

i got yes for all 3

 

[mbewane]

Breh you're in the UK? Why don't you get informed about volunteering opportunities funded by the EU, it helped me get out of a serious funk I was in back then, made me travel across Europe, get back on my feet and pick up some pro skills, plus a language. Or, go the training route.

Just an idea

 

[Strapped]

with a name like indica you'll be real popular

 

[Solano707]

Search for my many many post of pro enlisting

 

[HoloGraphic]

whats the sent? isnt the minimum in the army like 4 years?

No idea bruh.

On another note, be careful who you take advice from.. The final decision should be yours.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

No idea bruh.

On another note, be careful who you take advice from.. The final decision should be yours.

i believe you should make decisions based off intuition. but to get to the real intuition you have to clear away all the ego clutter in your head thats been adding up from external influences. like music, the coli, friends basically everything thats not coming from your gut feeling

also i need to get into a routine. thats probably the best thing about prison and the military and having a job. when you unemployed your routine gets all messed up. also my place is a mess right now. they say the state of your living place mirrors the state of your mind. lots of mess around right now. been cleaning all day today. its a start i guess.

thats why i feel its important to get to that vipassana retreat. they dont let you bring phones or any distractions. plus they got a good routine down there. i just need to make sure i can get the bus fare or taxi fare to get there. it doesnt start until march 4.

 

[HoloGraphic]

i believe you should make decisions based off intuition. but to get to the real intuition you have to clear away all the ego clutter in your head thats been adding up from external influences. like music, the coli, friends basically everything thats not coming from your gut feeling

also i need to get into a routine. thats probably the best thing about prison and the military and having a job. when you unemployed your routine gets all messed up. also my place is a mess right now. they say the state of your living place mirrors the state of your mind. lots of mess around right now. been cleaning all day today. its a start i guess.

thats why i feel its important to get to that vipassana retreat. they dont let you bring phones or any distractions. plus they got a good routine down there. i just need to make sure i can get the bus fare or taxi fare to get there. it doesnt start until march 4.

Meditate for 20 mins a day for a week.

I think you know the point where your thoughts burn out and all that's left is your listening (to your actual self).

Do this often enough and you will be able to shield yourself from outside influences. And with practice, build boundaries and defenses against them. Learn to love the limitations. They allow you to operate within your freedom with impunity.

It is only from this stand point can you begin to be proactive in life, without being pulled and pushed every which way by the worlds negativity. Instead of being reactive, you become the influence of action. The center of energy and attraction. Then directing that "flow" to do your bidding.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

Meditate for 20 mins a day for a week.

I think you know the point where your thoughts burn out and all that's left is your listening (to your actual self).

Do this often enough and you will be able to shield yourself from outside influences. And with practice, build boundaries and defenses against them. Learn to love the limitations. They allow you to operate within your freedom with impunity.

It is only from this stand point can you begin to be proactive in life, without being pulled and pushed every which way by the worlds negativity. Instead of being reactive, you become the influence of action. The center of energy and attraction. Then directing that "flow" to do your bidding.

gems being dropped

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

okay im gonna do it.

@Blackking @Blaxican707

how does the drug test works? i know i can get some clean piss once im actually joined and passed basic. but what about the selection? how the fukk am i gonna pass the drug tests for them. i been smoking weed heavily every day for the past 8 months.

 

[Blackking]

Stop for 45 days... or get cleaned out before meps.