shytty Franchises Whose shyttiness Often Goes Unnotted/unrecognized

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Florida Panthers.

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A team so irrelevant to the state they're in that nobody even CARES of their shyttiness.

20 years.

0 Stanley Cups
1 Conference championship 1 (1995–96)
0 Presidents' Trophies
1 Division championships (2011–12)

Win their first division title and then completely shyt the bed after the lockout. Even when they made the playoffs, the state of FL couldn't muster the gumption to jump on the bandwagon because they give zero fukks about hockey.

At least 95% of the state's population probably can't name a single player on this squad.
Didnt they go to the Stanley cup finals once? I think i still lived in Miami and was in High School at the time.

Edit: Yep they made the finals in 95 List of Florida Panthers seasons - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 

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Even tho it's college football...Mississippi State football history is :scusthov:

All-time record 515–549–39 (.485)
Postseason bowl record 10–7
Conference titles 1 (SEC 1941)
Division titles 1 (SEC West 1998)
Consensus All-Americans: 3
 

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I gotta do this one brehs. I gotta denounce my own squad. It has to be done

Miami Dolphins

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:sadcam:

  • Wasted Marino's carreer by not giving him a decent running game to play with
  • Wasted Ricky Williams Career by running him into the ground and wasting his time with Jay Fiedler at QB
  • Wasted Jason Taylor's career by never giving him an adequate offense consistently
  • Aint won shyt the past 35+ years
  • Some mofos still hanging onto the 72 Dolphins success


@alpo , @He Who Posts Well , @954UAlreadyknow , @Stepintoaworld , @SoulController @Da_Eggman

Come help me cope brehs :noah: . And bring whatever you use to cope with the stress too. Weed, cocaine, women, whatever. I got the haitian rum bottles on tap.

Ricky Williams was a pain in the ass that wasted his own time, other that that..


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GREAT thread

1. The Atlanta Hawks
-you have one superstar in the history of your franchise
-you traded him away for danny manning in his prime
-you have never won nothing (like i said previously)
-you have zero world titles
-you have zero conference titles
-you have zero conference championship appearances
-you have some of the worst uniforms ever
-you have awful attendance
-you have had 1 good coach in your history
-you reguarly give out awful contracts inflating the value of subpar players league wide
-you have created a sense of dillusion that next year is your year...for the past 20 years

How have you never atleast gone to the conference finals though? :heh:
 

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GREAT thread

1. The Atlanta Hawks
-you have one superstar in the history of your franchise
-you traded him away for danny manning in his prime
-you have never won nothing (like i said previously)
-you have zero world titles
-you have zero conference titles
-you have zero conference championship appearances
-you have some of the worst uniforms ever
-you have awful attendance
-you have had 1 good coach in your history
-you reguarly give out awful contracts inflating the value of subpar players league wide
-you have created a sense of dillusion that next year is your year...for the past 20 years

1. The Detroit Lions

-have won a COMBINED ONE playoff game in the last 55 years. That's almost as long as you been alive Ed
-ZERO conference titles
-ZERO conference championships APPEARANCES
-First NFL team to EVER go 0-16
-NO good coaches in your history
-The best QB in your miserable franchises history is from Texas and played at UGA (Go Dawgs) you bytch. :pacspit:
-Your best WR EVER is also a Georgia native (South nikkaz run you)
-who gives a fukk about next yr when you don't even have the delusion to hope...groundhog day for nearly 60 years ass nikkaz
-have a Thanksgiving game every yr, but the only ones who eat are the other team
-Matt Millen was your GM :russ:
-Google "Detroit Lions Win" & Loss shows up. Try it



Lions are a top 5 WOAT Pro franchise & arguably the WORST in NFL history. Stop the madness
 

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1. The Detroit Lions

-have won a COMBINED ONE playoff game in the last 55 years. That's almost as long as you been alive Ed
-ZERO conference titles
-ZERO conference championships APPEARANCES
-First NFL team to EVER go 0-16
-NO good coaches in your history
-The best QB in your miserable franchises history is from Texas and played at UGA (Go Dawgs) you bytch. :pacspit:
-Your best WR EVER is also a Georgia native (South nikkaz run you)
-who gives a fukk about next yr when you don't even have the delusion to hope...groundhog day for nearly 60 years ass nikkaz
-have a Thanksgiving game every yr, but the only ones who eat are the other team
-Matt Millen was your GM :russ:
-Google "Detroit Lions Win" & Loss shows up. Try it



Lions are a top 5 WOAT Pro franchise & arguably the WORST in NFL history. Stop the madness

:huhldup:
 

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1. The Detroit Lions

-have won a COMBINED ONE playoff game in the last 55 years. That's almost as long as you been alive Ed
-ZERO conference titles
-ZERO conference championships APPEARANCES
-First NFL team to EVER go 0-16
-NO good coaches in your history
-The best QB in your miserable franchises history is from Texas and played at UGA (Go Dawgs) you bytch. :pacspit:
-Your best WR EVER is also a Georgia native (South nikkaz run you)
-who gives a fukk about next yr when you don't even have the delusion to hope...groundhog day for nearly 60 years ass nikkaz
-have a Thanksgiving game every yr, but the only ones who eat are the other team
-Matt Millen was your GM :russ:
-Google "Detroit Lions Win" & Loss shows up. Try it



Lions are a top 5 WOAT Pro franchise & arguably the WORST in NFL history. Stop the madness
Hmmm i thought that was Tampa Pay
 

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Buffalo Bills since the Music City Miracle.

1 season over .500
No playoff appearances
Have had nothing but :trash: at the QB position since :flabbynsick: Bledsoe.
Let idiots like dikk Jauron and Chan Gailey be head coaches for way too long
Has to play a home game in Toronto each season
Plays in a dump for a stadium
Ugly ass uniforms
 

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1. The Detroit Lions

-have won a COMBINED ONE playoff game in the last 55 years. That's almost as long as you been alive Ed
-ZERO conference titles
-ZERO conference championships APPEARANCES
-First NFL team to EVER go 0-16
-NO good coaches in your history
-The best QB in your miserable franchises history is from Texas and played at UGA (Go Dawgs) you bytch. :pacspit:
-Your best WR EVER is also a Georgia native (South nikkaz run you)
-who gives a fukk about next yr when you don't even have the delusion to hope...groundhog day for nearly 60 years ass nikkaz
-have a Thanksgiving game every yr, but the only ones who eat are the other team
-Matt Millen was your GM :russ:
-Google "Detroit Lions Win" & Loss shows up. Try it



Lions are a top 5 WOAT Pro franchise & arguably the WORST in NFL history. Stop the madness

everyone knows the lions suck :heh: we know who the lions are. Its the hawks fans who have delusions of grandeur. this is about unrecognized ineptitude of which the hawks are a perfect description.
 
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