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What city was this in? Funny story though, what happened to the people that came in with the crowbars?

KMART ON GREENFIELD IN OAK PARK. NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUYS WITH THE CROWBARS. I DIDN'T SEE MOST OF IT TIL I WAS IN LOSS CONTROL LOOKING AT THE VIDEO WHEN THE POLICE GOT THERE. EVEN THE POLICE WAS LAUGHING.
 

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KMART ON GREENFIELD IN OAK PARK. NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUYS WITH THE CROWBARS. I DIDN'T SEE MOST OF IT TIL I WAS IN LOSS CONTROL LOOKING AT THE VIDEO WHEN THE POLICE GOT THERE. EVEN THE POLICE WAS LAUGHING.

holy shyt i had a bytch that stay right there on lincoln , We stayed fuked up going eat to at white castles
 

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People shyt in those storage sheds outside of Lowes :smugfavre:
 
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this isn't really retail but i used to work for taco bell and things were cool until a new fakkit manager came in and started trying to bust balls. fired almost everyone there and brought in people that worked at some kfc he was transferring over from. i don't know why they let me stay, but i was pretty much to the point of quitting.

this guy complained about EVERYTHING, and the people he hired were all a$$holes. very cliquish. anyway, before i quit from there, i finally decided to get back at them. i brought a bag of shyt (about three or four lumps i dropped the previous night). i never ate the food there, but the people i worked with did, including the manager. anyway, i decided to mix the shyt i brought in with the beef. i stirred it real good, so that there wasn't any chance of them finding it.

i feel sorry for the people who bought tacos made with my shyt, but you can imagine the huge grin on my face when my co-workers would go on break and have a beef taco for themselves. they used to ask me why i never ate any of the food, and i would tell them i only eat halal meat.
 

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this isn't really retail but i used to work for taco bell and things were cool until a new fakkit manager came in and started trying to bust balls. fired almost everyone there and brought in people that worked at some kfc he was transferring over from. i don't know why they let me stay, but i was pretty much to the point of quitting.

this guy complained about EVERYTHING, and the people he hired were all a$$holes. very cliquish. anyway, before i quit from there, i finally decided to get back at them. i brought a bag of shyt (about three or four lumps i dropped the previous night). i never ate the food there, but the people i worked with did, including the manager. anyway, i decided to mix the shyt i brought in with the beef. i stirred it real good, so that there wasn't any chance of them finding it.

i feel sorry for the people who bought tacos made with my shyt, but you can imagine the huge grin on my face when my co-workers would go on break and have a beef taco for themselves. they used to ask me why i never ate any of the food, and i would tell them i only eat halal meat.

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I worked at JC Penny's for like a year in hs at a mall that really only old white people went to, I worked the shoe department, I'm at work one day and this old white lady comes, picks out 3 shoes and asked me to bring her like a 6 in all three. For those who have no idea what the salesperson does when they go in the storeroom to get your shoes, you track them down by a number (and they aren't always in order), and a lot of times the box you want is under like 10 boxes, may even have to climb a ladder to get to it without knocking the other boxes over. So I bring the lady the shoes she asked for, she tries them on, then asks for all the shoes in a 6 1/2 I'm like :what:. I go get them for her, she tries them on, then asks for all of them in a 7, by then in like :stopitslime: Aight bytch damn. I bring those to her, she tries them on, looks at them in the mirror for like 10 minutes skr8, takes em back off and says ":manny: I'm good" and leaves, I just stood there as she walked off like :birdman:
 

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this isn't really retail but i used to work for taco bell and things were cool until a new fakkit manager came in and started trying to bust balls. fired almost everyone there and brought in people that worked at some kfc he was transferring over from. i don't know why they let me stay, but i was pretty much to the point of quitting.

this guy complained about EVERYTHING, and the people he hired were all a$$holes. very cliquish. anyway, before i quit from there, i finally decided to get back at them. i brought a bag of shyt (about three or four lumps i dropped the previous night). i never ate the food there, but the people i worked with did, including the manager. anyway, i decided to mix the shyt i brought in with the beef. i stirred it real good, so that there wasn't any chance of them finding it.

i feel sorry for the people who bought tacos made with my shyt, but you can imagine the huge grin on my face when my co-workers would go on break and have a beef taco for themselves. they used to ask me why i never ate any of the food, and i would tell them i only eat halal meat.

:what: what state you from? trying to make sure i aint eat no shyt taco.
 

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I worked at JC Penny's for like a year in hs at a mall that really only old white people went to, I worked the shoe department, I'm at work one day and this old white lady comes, picks out 3 shoes and asked me to bring her like a 6 in all three. For those who have no idea what the salesperson does when they go in the storeroom to get your shoes, you track them down by a number (and they aren't always in order), and a lot of times the box you want is under like 10 boxes, may even have to climb a ladder to get to it without knocking the other boxes over. So I bring the lady the shoes she asked for, she tries them on, then asks for all the shoes in a 6 1/2 I'm like :what:. I go get them for her, she tries them on, then asks for all of them in a 7, by then in like :stopitslime: Aight bytch damn. I bring those to her, she tries them on, looks at them in the mirror for like 10 minutes skr8, takes em back off and says ":ehhh: I'm good" and leaves, I just stood there as she walked off like :birdman:

:laugh: I used to work in the shoe dept. at jcp too. I feel your pain.
 

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Man I almost got fired so many times when I used to work at Best Buy back in the day. I used to work as a cashier and sometimes when things were on sale the prices didn't change at the register, we had to manually do it :noah: I can't keep track of every item on sale, and what the price is supposed to be.....but you have customers coming in expecting you to and then getting mad when something rings up regular price. All you have to do is say, "Wait, this is on sale.....it says a different price back there or in the ad" and then I can check into it and adjust it. But nooooooo.....people automatically wanna go from 0 to 100 and start making a scene like I know wtf it's supposed to be. I've had to bark on so many people because of that.....just because I'm in retail I'm not gonna be disrespected. Luckily my managers were cool, and since I was the best cashier they had (we had to sell subscriptions for HQ numbers, and I always sold the most) they would ride with me all the time.


I almost got hustled one time tho :noah: I don't know how dude almost got me....but he came in with a $50 bill and asked for change. But the amount of change he asked for was more than the $50. He was talkin mad fast and it threw me off. I almost gave him the money, but luckily my co-worker heard him and was like ":rudy: Don't give him shyt, he's playing you" and then broke it down to me. I was like :what::krs::rudy:
 

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this isn't really retail but i used to work for taco bell and things were cool until a new fakkit manager came in and started trying to bust balls. fired almost everyone there and brought in people that worked at some kfc he was transferring over from. i don't know why they let me stay, but i was pretty much to the point of quitting.

this guy complained about EVERYTHING, and the people he hired were all a$$holes. very cliquish. anyway, before i quit from there, i finally decided to get back at them. i brought a bag of shyt (about three or four lumps i dropped the previous night). i never ate the food there, but the people i worked with did, including the manager. anyway, i decided to mix the shyt i brought in with the beef. i stirred it real good, so that there wasn't any chance of them finding it.

i feel sorry for the people who bought tacos made with my shyt, but you can imagine the huge grin on my face when my co-workers would go on break and have a beef taco for themselves. they used to ask me why i never ate any of the food, and i would tell them i only eat halal meat.

:birdman: somebody get this nikka's IP address...
 

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Black Friday at Wal-Mart. Got to the store at 4am (mind you I'm a cashier) but we don't open up til 5:30am... They made all employees stock shelves for an hour, which sucks in general, but the fun didn't begin until people were allowed in the store. Once those doors open, these people went :krs:-- Sprinting to the back of the store to grab electronics, TVs, DVDs, whatever the fukk people buy was grabbed. As a cashier the lines were insanely long, luckily I worked in the Garden Center and we only had 4 registers and had 8 people working so you could take a break. I worked the first hour, got relief and didn't come back til the end of my shift. By that point i had been working there a solid seven months and knew I wasn't getting fired (I quit a little more than a month later)

Had to work on New Years Eve. They shut down the store at 9 and had all employees stay til 10 restocking the shelves, folding shirts... managers were being super douchey because they had a meeting with the GM once all us lackeys were gone.

I got shytty customer stories for days. fukking racist white dude who thought we were on the same team because he hated Mexicans. c*nty broads who want something on the top shelf when I'm the only one working in the GC, on a register, and she wants me to get a ladder and pull it down. Motherfukkers bringing their groceries all the way over to my register because the "lines are shorter in the GC" (I didnt know half the codes for the fruits and vegetables, I would make up prices)
 

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§ansprix™;60493 said:
I almost got hustled one time tho :noah: I don't know how dude almost got me....but he came in with a $50 bill and asked for change. But the amount of change he asked for was more than the $50. He was talkin mad fast and it threw me off. I almost gave him the money, but luckily my co-worker heard him and was like ":rudy: Don't give him shyt, he's playing you" and then broke it down to me.

That shyt happened to me once.

I was working at Kroger at the customer service desk closing one night and I was sitting there chillin for the most part, at that time of night there isn't shyt to do but stock cigarettes or just lean on the counter and wait until you can close. But anyway two drunk nikkas come in with some cash and they but some Newports and I ring em up like usual.

Then this breh asks, "What you got in the drawer? You got 5 20's for this hundred?" And I was like yeah and exchanged the money. Then he was like, "Yo, you got two 50's for these 20s" and I was like :what: and gave him the money. This shyt went on for about five minutes him exchanging random money from me and I must have gotten messed up somewhere or confused because the denominations kept getting weirder and weirder and he kept asking for me to recount what I had, the sneaky fukk.

Then he finally left. The next day I ask my bookkeeper how my pan turned out and she looks at me and says, "You were $1000 short Pen:sitdown:"

My face went from: :krs::rudy::beli::dwillhuh::to:

The thing is it's not even about the company, I could really give a fukk about their money because they paid shytty and the customers were dikks and I hated that job. It was more a personal thing, like I got suckered and I took that shyt personal. I wish I would've seen that nikka again:birdman: I probably wouldn't have done anything but still...fukk him.
 
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