shytty retail job stories

[Da_Eggman]

Home Depot: Don't ever listen to word most of them say as we never knew shyt and just talked out of our ass

also if you want to return ANYTHING just bytch a lil and they will take it back NO MATTER WHAT

no recipe = cool
Completely destroyed and unsaleable = cool
Didn't buy it here = cool
Don't even sell the shyt = cool

i once saw a man return 3 tires and get 50 bucks store credit for them which he still bytch about consider HD doesn't sell tires of any kind he should of been happy

 

[Just like bruddas]

I used to work at walmart back in the day, when i wasnt stealing ipods and calling out from work i was clock in, hide in the chemicals department all day with my ipod and snacks. its was a ok job when i was like 19. Now Im a vendor which sucks sometimes but that check makes all worth it

 

[WhyYouCry]

I worked at cinnabon.

People would come up and start thinking about what they wanted to order.

We sold fukking cinnabons. What is there to think about?

 

[beenz]

I worked at Walgreens as a cashier back in the day when this big 6'5" had to be 80 years old cracker comes in disrespecting the makeup bytch and calling the black folks "boy". He was asking folks dumb ass questions and they'd say, "what"? He'd say, "Are you hard of hearin boy!" By time he got to the other cashier talking shyt, I lost it. No shyt, I jumped over the counter (with all the customers watching and waiting) and started to swing, but a couple customers and the manager grabbed me up quickly.

Looking back, I'm hella glad they did. Might of got that 25 with a L if that swing had landed.

Then you woke up and said is plastic alright sir

that story does sound quite -ish

 

[beenz]

Home Depot: Don't ever listen to word most of them say as we never knew shyt and just talked out of our ass

also if you want to return ANYTHING just bytch a lil and they will take it back NO MATTER WHAT

no recipe = cool
Completely destroyed and unsaleable = cool
Didn't buy it here = cool
Don't even sell the shyt = cool

i once saw a man return 3 tires and get 50 bucks store credit for them which he still bytch about consider HD doesn't sell tires of any kind he should of been happy

man

I thought costco and walmart had a lax store return policy

 

[DaPresident]

LMAO...y'all got me dying out here


people at work looking at me like im crazy

 

[Silver Surfer]

man

I thought costco and walmart had a lax store return policy

cmon...this has to be fake....A man returns TIRES to Home Depot?????

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Home Depot: Don't ever listen to word most of them say as we never knew shyt and just talked out of our ass

also if you want to return ANYTHING just bytch a lil and they will take it back NO MATTER WHAT

no recipe = cool
Completely destroyed and unsaleable = cool
Didn't buy it here = cool
Don't even sell the shyt = cool

i once saw a man return 3 tires and get 50 bucks store credit for them which he still bytch about consider HD doesn't sell tires of any kind he should of been happy

Wal Mart and Home Depot return policies are



For the customer.

Asians stayed returning broken or bought someone else merchandise for store credit.

 

[The G.O.D II]

Retail fukking sucks its the worst especially if you work in clothing. The work is dull and the ppl working are the absolute worse. One of my first jobs was at the GAP. Too many fags and uptight ugly white women for my taste. They were blantly racist too. Keep all the blacks working in the stockroom while cacs were on the sales floor. And they dont pay shyt at all

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

Retail fukking sucks its the worst especially if you work in clothing. The work is dull and the ppl working are the absolute worse. One of my first jobs was at the GAP. Too many fags and uptight ugly white women for my taste. They were blantly racist too. Keep all the blacks working in the stockroom while cacs were on the sales floor. And they dont pay shyt at all

sounds like a kanye song

 

[FaTaL]

Retail fukking sucks its the worst especially if you work in clothing. The work is dull and the ppl working are the absolute worse. One of my first jobs was at the GAP. Too many fags and uptight ugly white women for my taste. They were blantly racist too. Keep all the blacks working in the stockroom while cacs were on the sales floor. And they dont pay shyt at all

I rather work in the back then deal with customers

 

[Nintendough]

The managers and department leads are usually always out of control. I remember being the only official cashier on register at the check out area during a back to school sale mostly the entire day and not being given a lunch break.

 

[havoc00]

The managers and department leads are always out of control. I remember being the only official cashier on register at the check out area during a back to school sale mostly the entire day and not being given a lunch break.

fukk that I would have took a lunch break

 

[iMajor]

I used to work for a retail store as lost prevention tho.. It's safe to say I just watch the sales floor associates slave while I got paid more to stand there and watch the camera :winning:

 

[Karamellion]

I work in an appliance store now. we got a couple simple customers that constantl come in. one day one of em comes in and this is how the convo went

him: hey man, wheres ur family from
me: up the coast
him: cool. i rep for compton nikkaaaaa
me: really?
him: youre a playaaa right? ur a pimp!
me: yeah man, of course man
him: me too. fukk those bytches im a pimp
me *laughs*
him: fukk bytches. nah jesus is good. i love jesus *walks out*