I could never work retail not a ppl person I hate going into a store and someone with nothing to do will be like hey smile and then come back two min later if I need he'll with anything.
shytty retail job stories
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A customer shyt on a pile of clothes in the dressing room and walked around the store a Little while longer! And then had the balls to tell me that she had an accident. And laughed as she left. I then went to lunch and asked my assistant to clean out the fitting rooms!
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Rookie
It's called customer service! Don't worry we don't like going up to rude ass customers to help them with shyt! But its part of the job!
Pool_Shark
Can’t move with me in this digital space
You have to be one of the biggest pieces of shyt on earth I swear.
.You do know little kids eat at taco bell right bytch. What the fukk did people do to deserve you fukking with their food. fukk you
Used to work at Marshall's one hs summer and that place was holy hell. Customers were complete dikks in that place. If the store closes at 9, you had to stay till 11 just to try and make the store look half way decent. I'd spend hours trying to arrange pillows and rugs and shyt only for 1 customer to undo everything in 10 minutes. I eventually learned register and sometimes that shyt was the WORST when customers would come with 2 carts filled with clothes that you have to scan, take off security tags, take off the hangers, fold and bag, while the bitcb looked at you like you wasn't shyt.
Only perk: marshalls clothes were usually out of season clothes from stores like Macy's and JC penny and shyt so every item would have two tags, the original and the Marshall's tag that was like 60% of the price. One day I accidentally scanned the original tag and it beeped, but I didn't realize till the end that the price never came up onto the computer screen.
needless to say, every nikka in my neighborhood got their new school clothes for like $8 tops. My nikkas was walking out with bags and bags of clothes, having only paid for the belt.
Only perk: marshalls clothes were usually out of season clothes from stores like Macy's and JC penny and shyt so every item would have two tags, the original and the Marshall's tag that was like 60% of the price. One day I accidentally scanned the original tag and it beeped, but I didn't realize till the end that the price never came up onto the computer screen.
needless to say, every nikka in my neighborhood got their new school clothes for like $8 tops. My nikkas was walking out with bags and bags of clothes, having only paid for the belt.
Lmao, Lowes is the same way. I got mad stories about lowes but I'm about to go to sleep.
What's even worse is you revealed yourself to be a retard during your ducktale
How... why would I lie? It reminded me of racism.
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
City Wok .... 
Worked at Sears, the tool and hardware department. This was after college. Pay sucked but it was a job.
Anyway, nothing really crazy. Just people returning merchandise to get a refund and no receipt. It's like probably stolen from another Sears store. Same persons coming in with products for refunds, never buying stuff, not the handyman type of person, etc.
Clothing salespeople getting terminated for stealing clothes. They had cameras in the stockrooms and they didn't think there were cameras back there. You look up at the ceiling and every aisle has a camera dome.
Anyway, nothing really crazy. Just people returning merchandise to get a refund and no receipt. It's like probably stolen from another Sears store. Same persons coming in with products for refunds, never buying stuff, not the handyman type of person, etc.
Clothing salespeople getting terminated for stealing clothes. They had cameras in the stockrooms and they didn't think there were cameras back there. You look up at the ceiling and every aisle has a camera dome.
Used to work at Kohls in college so I got hired again last week as my second job (I'm a financial analyst full time).
Only been there 3 days and the manager actin like my 25 y/o self ain't makin more than his old ass. The store was dead last night and he over here ordering me around like I need the $8 an hour. Messed up, but I don't think I'm goin back brehs.
Only been there 3 days and the manager actin like my 25 y/o self ain't makin more than his old ass. The store was dead last night and he over here ordering me around like I need the $8 an hour. Messed up, but I don't think I'm goin back brehs.
SuikodenII
Where's Suikoden VI??????
Back to Wal-Mart...
One of the grocery clerks was sleeping with another's man. Let's call the home wrecker LaTisha. LaTisha is about 75lbs soaking wet and is ugly. The other girl is about 150lb and ugly, and it's about to get...anyways, LaTisha is actually on the clock working when ol' girl pops up (was not scheduled to work, she came on her day off) with about 3 other chicks in a scene straight outta worldstarhiphop.
LaTisha is brave as all hell though, she doesn't budge an inch and never backs down. Now, we're about.........30 feet away from the door. I'm watching cause I'm chilling with my homeboy who was a grocery clerk as well. It doesn't get too loud and I'm thinking maybe cooler heads will prevail.
Well, LaTisha doesn't deny sleeping with dude, in fact, states loudly "bytch, he don't want yo sloppy sorry ass!" Now, Wal-Mart is a pretty loud store so it went unheard by most people cept whoever was near by in aisles and what not. Ol' Girl wastes no time and bum rushes lil LaTisha as they both fall over.
The other three quickly join in but don't throw any punches, instead, all 4 women proceed to drag LaTisha out of the store by her hair and arms. It was a long drag, and NOBODY helped, from customers to co-workers. Maybe it was outta pure shock or fear they could be next, everyone stayed out of it.
As far as "security" goes, we only had ONE PERSON and she can't do 24/7 security, so as it is, she's not at work. LaTisha has a cousin who's a cashier, but she's off too. LaTisha is all alone and proceeds to get STOMPED outside of the automatic door. The jokes that came from the sight of the automatic door continually sliding open while an ass-whooping occurs...
She was tough though, came to work the next day and everything, but she got beat down something vicious. I asked her cousin if she had her back and was gonna retaliate and her answer?..."No, we not THAT close, she did that to herself"
Needless to say, it was hard not to crack a smile or laugh under your breath when we saw her. Ol girl got fired, LaTisha had not disciplinary actions taken out on her.
Next up...the prostitute...
One of the grocery clerks was sleeping with another's man. Let's call the home wrecker LaTisha. LaTisha is about 75lbs soaking wet and is ugly. The other girl is about 150lb and ugly, and it's about to get...anyways, LaTisha is actually on the clock working when ol' girl pops up (was not scheduled to work, she came on her day off) with about 3 other chicks in a scene straight outta worldstarhiphop.
LaTisha is brave as all hell though, she doesn't budge an inch and never backs down. Now, we're about.........30 feet away from the door. I'm watching cause I'm chilling with my homeboy who was a grocery clerk as well. It doesn't get too loud and I'm thinking maybe cooler heads will prevail.
Well, LaTisha doesn't deny sleeping with dude, in fact, states loudly "bytch, he don't want yo sloppy sorry ass!" Now, Wal-Mart is a pretty loud store so it went unheard by most people cept whoever was near by in aisles and what not. Ol' Girl wastes no time and bum rushes lil LaTisha as they both fall over.
The other three quickly join in but don't throw any punches, instead, all 4 women proceed to drag LaTisha out of the store by her hair and arms. It was a long drag, and NOBODY helped, from customers to co-workers. Maybe it was outta pure shock or fear they could be next, everyone stayed out of it.
As far as "security" goes, we only had ONE PERSON and she can't do 24/7 security, so as it is, she's not at work. LaTisha has a cousin who's a cashier, but she's off too. LaTisha is all alone and proceeds to get STOMPED outside of the automatic door. The jokes that came from the sight of the automatic door continually sliding open while an ass-whooping occurs...
She was tough though, came to work the next day and everything, but she got beat down something vicious. I asked her cousin if she had her back and was gonna retaliate and her answer?..."No, we not THAT close, she did that to herself"
Needless to say, it was hard not to crack a smile or laugh under your breath when we saw her. Ol girl got fired, LaTisha had not disciplinary actions taken out on her.
Next up...the prostitute...